Every Minute of Everything Everywhere All At Once
Lester and Kynan take a minute-by-minute look at the Oscar-winning film Everything Everywhere All at Once. Each episode covers one minute of the movie, breaking down scenes, themes, and references. They also explore the film's multiverse story and point out Easter eggs. The hosts often get distracted by cool details and pop culture tangents.
Episodes
Minute 109 - We Put Laundry And Taxes On A Bagel!
We made it to the line. Foxy Waymond finishes it — in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you — laughs a small rueful laugh, and walks out of the alley and out of the movie for good. And then the film does something you don't expect: instead of cutting to Cinderella Evelyn's reaction, it cuts to our Evelyn, in the atrium, receiving that speech while looking at
Minute 108 - We Put A Shave And A Haircut On A Bagel!
Evelyn says "It's too late, Waymond." And then, after a long pause, reaches out and takes his hand. That single touch opens everything: the two of them as newlyweds with their hands stacked on the couch, Waymond turning from the TV to ask if she saw that (she didn't, she was looking at him), tearing the newspaper off the windows of a brand new laundromat, twirling in their apartment, finding the r
Minute 107 - We Put The Last Temptation Of Evelyn On A Bagel!
Atrium Waymond finally finds the words — the only thing I do know is that we have to be kind — and then turns and aims it directly at his wife: please be kind, especially when we don't know what's going on. In the Hong Kong alley, Foxy Waymond tells Evelyn he knows she sees herself as a fighter. So does he. This is how he fights. The music swells. Evelyn is waking up. And then Jobu's voice cuts th
Minute 106 - We Put A Plea For Peace On A Bagel!
Two Waymonds. Two speeches. At the same time. In the Alpha Verse, a stabbed Waymond stands between Evelyn and a dozen armed jumpers — one of whom is holding an office desk phone as a weapon — asking if they can just stop fighting, and admitting that he doesn't know what's going on but somehow feels like it's all his fault. In a green Hong Kong alley, Foxy Waymond tells Evelyn that choosing to see
Minute 105 - We Put Being Too Sweet On A Bagel!
Deirdre pauses at the door on her way out, shares a look with Evelyn, and staggers off looking like someone dropped a bomb on her. Waymond, still kneeling in front of his handcuffed wife, tells her he doesn't know how he did it — he just talked to Deirdre — and he is openly, unmistakably crying while trying to look like he isn't. Then he stands up, picks up a broom, and sweeps the broken glass whi
Minute 104 - We Put Nothing Special On A Bagel!
Jobu is outside the laundromat window with a cigarette, grinning, telling Evelyn to come back to the bagel — and then to ignore it. But Evelyn can't stop watching Waymond whisper something into Deirdre's ear. We're too far away to hear it. We just watch Jamie Lee Curtis take it in with her whole body: straightening up, clutching the eviction papers, breathing out, and then telling the cop to let E
Minute 103 - We Put A Hard Time On A Bagel!
Jobu rises out of the rock universe and back into the Bagel Temple, and finally says the thing the whole movie has been building toward: she didn't build the bagel to destroy everything. She built it to destroy herself — to see if going in meant she could finally escape and actually die. She holds out her hand, Evelyn takes it, and Jobu says at least this way she doesn't have to do it alone. Then
Minute 102 - We Put A Big F**king JOKE On A Bagel!
Two rocks on a clifftop, still no voices, still just text. Joy says every new discovery is a reminder — and Evelyn finishes it: we're all small and stupid. Then Joy wonders what discovery is coming next to make us feel like even smaller pieces of shit, and Evelyn responds with a single word: language. In a theater where you could hear a pin drop, that gets the first laugh in what feels like ten mi
Minute 101 - We Put A Couple Of Rocks On A Bagel!
Two rocks. One clifftop. No music, no voices, no movement — just white and black text appearing over them in a universe where life never formed. Joy tells Evelyn that most universes are like this, actually. Evelyn says it's nice. Then Joy starts talking about how we spent most of our history certain the Earth was the center of everything, torturing and killing people who said otherwise, until we f
Minute 100 - We Put The Ultimate Montage On A Bagel!
Thirty-eight seconds. Sixty-nine universes. Everything everywhere all at once.This is the montage. Evelyn screams and it ripples outward through the bubble map like a red nebula infecting every universe at once. We see her as a cat news anchor, an anime figure on a city crosswalk with her hair in the wind, a nun with a skull, a baby, a drag queen, a prisoner with a "Brew Crew" tattoo under her eye
Minute 99 - We Put A Crash Out On A Bagel!
Foxy Waymond pushes Evelyn away, and the all-is-lost montage begins. Raccaccoonie is taken away in an animal control cage, hands fixed to the bars, as Chad screams and strains against the coworkers holding him back. Deirdre hands Evelyn the eviction papers. Evelyn picks up the googly-eyed bat, says "I've always hated this place," and smashes the laundromat window. Opera Evelyn screams with her who
Minute 98 - We Put A Knife To The Heart On A Bagel!
Evelyn pulls Waymond close at the party while Deirdre's forty-eight hour eviction notice fades in and out of the background. Across universes at the same time: she rips the hat off Chad at the teppanyaki table to reveal Raccacoonie, slams Foxy Waymond against the alley wall and kisses him, throws a handful of elbow macaroni in his face, stabs Atrium Waymond with a shard of broken glass and pulls i
Minute 97 - We Put A Party Crasher On A Bagel!
Foxy Waymond gently pushes Evelyn's hands back down and says, if you don't mean it, please don't give me any false hope. Evelyn's laughter bleeds in from across the universe before we even cut. At Gong Gong's party, she grabs the karaoke mic, shouts Happy New Year, signs the divorce papers in front of everyone, tells Waymond no more running, and then Deirdre walks in with two cops to announce the
Minute 96 - We Put False Hope On A Bagel!
Foxy Waymond asks what if you had come with me all those years ago — and then we're at the New Year's party in full swing. Evelyn comes back to life in the Alpha Verse, stares at her hands, and the music rises with what sounds exactly like a hero's reawakening. Then she picks up the phone, tells Deirdre to shut up, tells her nothing matters, and her eyes fill with black. We end in the green-lit al
Minute 95 - We Put Gong Gong's Party On A Bagel!
The bagel pulses, and every version of Evelyn feels it at once. We watch them in rapid succession staring directly into the camera — from the IRS, from Hong Kong, from a robotics factory with a red eye, from a winter street where she appears to be the cold itself, from a scene near the end of the film with blood in her mouth looking genuinely monstrous — before landing at Gong Gong's party, where
Minute 94 - We Put The Sanctum Sanctorum On A Bagel!
Jobu finishes telling Evelyn that right is a tiny box invented by people who are afraid, and the film cuts to a memory: Joy introducing Becky to Gong Gong, the same scene from the start of the movie, except Evelyn's face looks different this time, softer, more apologetic. Back in the temple, Evelyn insists she still knows who she is, that her life was happy. Jobu, instead of looking triumphant, lo
Minute 93 - We Put The Bagel Temple On A Bagel!
Evelyn is marched the length of the Bagel Temple, a real downtown Los Angeles building that used to be a working Catholic cathedral, past rows of white-robed acolytes including one very recognizable face standing just behind her shoulder the whole time. Jobu hands her a Dr. Seuss-style picture book titled, in a nice bit of self-reference, Everything Everywhere All at Once, with the line "I am your
Minute 92 - We Put The Crack On A Bagel!
Evelyn asks Jobu a real question — not an accusation dressed as a question, but an actual "why" with no predetermined answer waiting — and Jobu responds by inviting her to sit on the crack of the couch. They fall through. They land in the Alpha Winnebago, where Evelyn is a talking urn coughing on her own ashes, a retired Alpha Waymond is doing the crossword, and the big revelation is this: the Alp
Minute 91 - We Put Happiness On A Bagel!
Everything in This MinuteIn minute 91 of Everything Everywhere All at Once, Jobu tells Evelyn "you're like me" and invites a punch — which Evelyn throws, badly — triggering a strobe-lit freeze and a rapid montage of mother-daughter interactions: braiding hair, strangling each other, playing chess, riding a tandem bicycle, and doing something that might be Thriller. They both end up holding their n
Minute 90 - We Put Piñatas On A Bagel!
Jobu is in the building — and she's smiling with a smile that is definitely not Joy's. From the laundromat, she drags Evelyn through a bamboo forest Wuxia standoff, a black-and-white prison corridor, a fully animated crayon universe where a stab wound erupts in candy, and finally a park where piñata versions of both of them hang from a tree until a blindfolded kid ends the minute. The funniest con
Minute 89 - We Put EVERYWHERE On A Bagel!
Part Two of Everything Everywhere All at Once begins here, and it sneaks up on you. Evelyn sits at her dining room table, holds up that receipt with the big black circle, and splits the screen cleanly in two — placing it in both piles at once. Warm piano kicks in, title cards appear, and then a buzzer cuts everything off: the Chinese choir has arrived, and right behind them is Joy.Before we get th
Minute 88 - We Put Moquette On A Bagel!
Hot Dog Deirdre is alone in the frame, back to the camera, crumpling to her knees as Evelyn makes her escape — and she doesn't even get her own shot for it. Then we're in a rain-soaked Hong Kong alley where Foxy Waymond catches a stumbling, multiverse-fried Evelyn and drapes his coat over her while she murmurs about her clay pot leaking. She pinches her temples like a bargain-bin psychic, ricochet
Minute 87 - We Put Randy Newman On A Bagel!
Everything in This MinuteIn minute 87 of Everything Everywhere All at Once, Opera Evelyn collapses onstage and Gong Gong rushes to help, calling her name in Cantonese. She gets up on her own and pushes past him, exiting stage left. We get a final shot from behind the ornamental archway—a clear circle—with Evelyn leaving the circle and leaving Gong Gong alone on stage.We follow Evelyn into the Tepp
Minute 86 - We Put THE END??? On A Bagel!
In minute 86 of Everything Everywhere All at Once, Jobu finishes singing "somewhere out there in all that noise." Waymond shakes Evelyn calling for help as the camera pulls up and away. Title card: "THE END." It fades. Next card: "written and directed by Daniels." Then "produced by Alexander Wong, Evelyn Quan." Cards retreat—no, WE'RE retreating from a movie screen. We see the theater audience. Tw
Minute 85 - We Put ANOTHER Death Scene On A Bagel!
Jobu appears slow-clapping villain-style saying "how impressive" in fluent Mandarin (unlike Joy's broken Chinese). New punk magical-girl outfit: ghost buns, goth makeup, candy hearts, fluffy black leather, spiked collar, giant laser gun as cane. Evelyn declares "I'm reaching my full potential" in terrible boxing stance (fingers wrong, totally disconnected from kung fu). Screen cracks showing distr
Minute 84 - We Put A Death Scene On A Bagel!
Evelyn smiles at Alpha Waymond but he starts coughing, falling into her arms. Cut to Alpha Winnebago wreckage—Audrey and Peter dead holding hands. Alpha Waymond clutches Evelyn's urn as light floods in. Jobu appears in amoeba outfit (green tiger-striped spikes, feathery puffballs, bug-eye goggles). Single androgynous voice announces her arrival like reversed lullaby. She staggers-swaggers forward.
Minute 83 - We Put Super Smash Bros. On A Bagel!
SWAT guy attacks, Evelyn deflects and pinky-punches him skyward with the Super Smash Brothers KO sound. He crashes back as Evelyn adds a ground-slam finisher. We dolly out revealing destroyed atrium carnage—flickering emergency lights mimicking fires, dust settling everywhere. Waymond catches collapsing Evelyn as she mutters "it's gonna be so hard to explain this." He removes his glasses—Alpha Way
Minute 82 - We Put Pinky Powers On A Bagel!
Evelyn watches herself get chair-slammed by Gong Gong on screen while simultaneously experiencing it in the IRS. Gong Gong pulls a grenade pin saying "I'm sorry, Evelyn, we'll die together" with real emotion. Her headset warns "mind fracturing" as a fly lands nearby—she snorts it instantly without hesitation. Wong Kar Wai kung fu master teaches "even this pinky can be kung fu" as seasons pass deli
Minute 81 - We Put The Last Butt Plug (We Promise!) On A Bagel!
Evelyn bounces through universes—Wong Kar Wai theater, pizza universe (holding the Beefy 2X special sign!), tax office with receipts mysteriously appearing around her. The Le brothers unite with (not quite) matching butt plug trophies in synchronized menacing poses. Evelyn takes a crane stance, they attack in flight formation, and she spins like a windmill yanking both awards free mid-air. Brian c
Minute 80 - We Put A Butt Plug In A Butt On A Bagel!
Brian Le leaps spread-eagle onto James Wyatt's Auditor of the Month Award with an epic cinematic boom, his dignity preserved only by pixelation. This allows him to perform Shaolin chi-gathering moves—pointer finger pushing through invisible resistance—before they fight. Evelyn grounds herself with a foot-hop and palm-strikes Brian into an accordion fall. The minute ends with her flying through pla
Minute 79 - We Put ANOTHER Butt Plug On A Bagel!
Evelyn and Andy Le lose their powers and immediately start slapping each other like kids yelling "stop it, you stop it!" Joy figures out what happened while Waymond lags behind asking "what happened?" Andy requests a new jumping pad from Alpha Gong Gong, then unzips his pants cowboy-duel-style, revealing tighty-whities as he eyes the Auditor of the Month Award. The funniest beat? Evelyn stops mid-
Minute 78 - We Put Harry Shum Jr. On A Bagel!
Chad the teppanyaki chef winks at Evelyn, his raccoon-tail ponytail swishing with impossible liveliness. Then drumming interrupts—Andy Lee banging pipes on cubicles Warriors-style, calling her out for a gang fight. Evelyn faces him with a cake knife and wooden spoon, barely keeping up as the teppanyaki skills flicker in and out. Andy shatters her spoon, she throws a laptop, he swats it mid-leap an
Minute 77 - We Put Orange Soda On A Bagel!
Evelyn chugs orange soda to jump into a teppanyaki chef universe, her hands slicing and spinning eggs with professional precision while her face registers total confusion. She cuts Debbie's dog leash with a wooden spoon and cake knife, sending the pup ricocheting off a cubicle. Then she spins an egg timer like a spatula trick before launching it straight at Debbie's forehead—ding. The funniest bea
Minute 76 - We Put A Dog Fight On A Bagel!
Evelyn finishes her shield-spinning fight with a mom-tired hands-on-hips pose, then shepherds Waymond and Joy toward safety like they're late for a flight. But before she can catch her breath, Debbie the dog mom attacks—swinging her dog like a medieval meteor hammer. Evelyn dodges, traps the flying pup in the fridge, and unscrews a two-liter of orange soda while staring Debbie down with crazy eyes
Minute 75 - We Put A Frog In The Throat On A Bagel!
Evelyn swallows a wooden frog figurine to jump verses, and Lester is very concerned about the choking hazard. She grabs a SWAT shield mid-fight and suddenly she's spinning it like a pizza sign, blocking seven attackers at once, and finishing in a Matrix-y kung fu pose!We dig into Michelle Yeoh's weapon training—how she carried the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon spear everywhere to make it an exten
Minute 74 - We Put OPERA On A Bagel!
On this episode, it's not over 'til the verse-jumping lady sings! We follow Evelyn as she verse jumps into a world where she is a blind opera singer. What tragic irony that THIS is the universe where Gong Gong is looking on Evelyn with love and pride...and she can't see it! We also got another "Carmen Coincidence" moment because the lyrics of this opera song could mirror Evelyn's feelings about co
Minute 73 - We Put Your Eye Out On A Bagel!
On this episode: Why is it "put" your eye out? - Riddle me this! - What is Officer Brian doing to that lamp?! - "An orgy of stupid" - hidden hotdog - PSA: clean your sex toys - how DO you clean feathers? - DON'T google "Mickey Mouse Gas Mask" - Trigger Warning: body horror - the tragic irony that she can't se Gong Gong smiling!....and more! ---Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a
Minute 72 - We Put Juju Chewbacca On A Bagel!
On this episode - Fart Proudly! - You've been a naughty Raccacconie - Emergency Foods! - No, not my butt! - Are cats domesticating US? - And never was a raccoon tale of more woe.... - You're gonna tell me Gomez Adams isn't autistic? - "Haha! You believe children are our future!" - the Trojan Horse of absurdism - The movie almost ended right here! - Where did Waymond get that cup? - "resting the ga
Minute 71 - We Put A Secret Dungeon On A Bagel!
On this episode - Zelda reference! - I'm really REACHING for an intro this time! - What sounds trigger you....in a good way? - Daniel Scheinert! What are YOU doing here? - Is Daniel Scheinert the Heron or the Dog? - We see a lot more of Dick Long's.....office. - bDsM - You can spit in my coffee if you want - Auditor of the Month tails - "Safe Word Smile" - ...and more! ---Learn more about supporti
Minute 70 - We Put Gong Gong's Snot On A Bagel!
On this episode: - Might as well JUMP! - the DARK mentor - Dark Side of the Macho Man - All the Village People All At Once - When *IS* a good time to dance? - Close this podcast down! We figured it out! - Tariffs For Dummies - Does the Pan's Labyrinth guy have hands for eyes...or eyes for hands? - Deep Two Flowers - Tuck 'n Roll Christopher - ...and more! ---Learn more about supporting this podcas
Minute 69 - We Put An Epiphany On A Bagel!
On this episode - Jim Henson's ALIEN - Alpha Gong Gong is being a "killjoy." - Is comedy the bridge between horror and pathos? - It's HAMMER space time! - Hey, fellow kids....remember GOLDENEYE? - What color do YOU think the geode is? - Convince me once, shame on you... - Time for a family discussion - Could it simply be that OUR Gong Gong had a gun the whole time? - ...and more! ---Learn more abo
Minute 68 - We Put Box Cutters On A Bagel!
On this episode: Do dads just carry box cutters everywhere? - Who was a better Chucky: Thallowy Massoway, Wild Gene or Deep Johnny? In the Hook Universe, is Waymond Tinkerbell....or Smee? - We opened up a can of rocks - I look just like Berry Holly! - hashtag HanksTom! - Ya gotta break a few omelets to make a mess - the Patron Saint of Chaos - Where there's smoke...there's Alpha Gong Gong - Everyt
Minute 67 - We Put Child Sacrifice On A Bagel!
On this episode - You know! That Bible Story! - No, this isn't an episode of The Devil's Details! - Let that raccoon cook! - Just get out of your own way - As the late great Shia LaBeaouf once said... - Is Evelyn misremembering Ratatouille.....OR is she REMEMBERING the other universe?! - Thou shalt have no other Gong Gongs before me - Nutty By Nature - Where is Killer Raccoons ONE?!? - Grab Everyt
Minute 66 - We Put That Movie On A Bagel!
On this episode - Mrs. Firefox - If Dick Long's office is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! - Waymond's Way, on Nick Jr.! - Gentle language! - to which Raymond wesponds.... - Why does Heath Pegseth go through so many desks? - Alpha YOU! - How many calenders do YOU have? - Lester the Lab Unlikely Rat - Five Star Great Mouse - ....and more! ---Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a m
Minute 65 - We Put A Villain's Cackle On A Bagel!
On this episode - What's YOUR favorite villain's cackle? - A stopped Evelyn is right two times in the movie - Don't invite Emperor Palpatine to Thanksgiving! - It's almost like James Hong has had practice being a villain! - Bringing Up Dr. Strangelove - Knock, knock, who's there? - Shave and a haircut.....pieces of eight!" - We try to convert "two bits" to modern US currency - Grandpa Joe is the R
Minute 64 - We Put Backhanded Compliments On A Bagel!
On this episode: This was good enough for a 64th episode - This is the minute where I feel personally attacked - Heron the Dog That Bit Ya - Heath Pegseth - Boss Bass - this is getting out of hand; now there are two of them! - looks like the Elfrond is on the other foot - James Hong sneaking into the shot and making it perfect! - We try to explain Quantum Entanglement - Yes, a coin does that! - Th
Minute 63 - We Put Alpha Gong Gong On A Bagel!
On this episode:Elementary, my dear listeners! - What do YOU call your Papa and Gram-Gram? - On the Twelfth Day Of Christmas, My Tutu Gave To Me - Baba gets around! - Abba Father - Our Dad Who Art In Heaven - Sir?! WhAt ArE YOU dOiNg HeRe?! - If EVERYONE'S alpha.... - PIXAR's The Monkey And The Cat - Beauty is in the eye of everyone else who understood this sculpture - Alphaverse politics - powere
Minute 62 - We Put Nothing On A Bagel!
On this episode: Nothing? NOTHING? Tra-la-la?! - I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Daniel - the Kuleshov Effect? What are YOU doing here? - Other movies that we talk about instead of EEAAO - Star Wars, Labyrinth, Forrest Gump, LOTR (Extended Cut), It, Silence of the Lambs, Batman: The Dark Knight, The Exorcist, Mrs. Doubtfire (Obviously), Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Beetlejuice, Good Will Hunting (It's n
Minute 61 - We Put The BAGEL On A Bagel!
On this episode:Hail Bagel! - This episode is also on that bagel? - Magnum Opus sounds dirty - the Golf Glove Flub - Why DON'T we follow Tenacious D??? - I don't play video games (actually, I do) - Mmmmbagel - kill the MAIN zombie! - The Harry S. Truman version of a dog - Mickey's mother is dead in that photo! - Which dog looks like a "Puddle?" - Ladies, HELLO? - Looking to add someone else to my
Minute 60 - We Put Suggestive Imagery On A Bagel!
On this episode: Has it really been only an hour? It feels like MOTHS! - Enjoy your complimentary pizza! (only available in some universes) - Where do Everything Bagels come from? - So does it come outta their *mouths* or their *fingers*? - Only Pokesie - Socratato - Have you considered giving everything to the Everything Bagel - The Hand Vagina Monologues - Can YOU do the Spock gesture? - Why DO
Minute 59 - We Put Hot Dog Hands On A Bagel!
On this episode: New do and new boo! - I mean it just doesn't matter how many times I've seen it I'm just so moved! - Fuck Columbus! - Ketchup, Mustard, Soldier, Spy - On the OTHER hand.... - "foot fingers" - People in ape costumes is ALWAYS funny! - The hot dog is mightier than the sword - Thus Spoke Hot Crossed Buns - "A jump like that would fry most people!" - HDQ's got her HDF's in HDS' mouth!
Minute 58 - We Put "Peeing Yourself" On A Bagel!
On this episode: Evelyn's got a new do! - Creativity time over! - Tuning into the universes - DON'T think about all the cockroaches around you right now! - Humans have STRIPES?! - Mario sfx - YEET that visor! - Stalking with stock sounds - Can William Tell which Overture this is? - EVERYBODY knows Rossini! - a "train" of thought? - The Hot Dog Mugger! - The BEGINNING of the movie? What are WE doin
Minute 57 - We Put Juju Tubootie On A Bagel!
A Fistful of Dildos - DEIRDRE?! What are YOU doing here? - Goovil - What's in a name? - Wish Fulfillment - "If you can imagine it, you have fucked it!" Don't look up Rule 34! - The Bane of our existence - The EAGLE says...... Cartoon heaven or cartoon hell? - ...and more! ---Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website to learn mo
Minute 56 - We Put DILDOS On A Bagel!
On this episode: Hello, first-time listener! - It not SIZE of club that matters! - Gruesomely comedic....or comedically gruesome? - Bringin' a pig to a gun fight - We made a mistake about a mistake - "Dammit, Jim - *I'M* Jim!" - The reactions in this scene are very....organic? Ketchup.....catsup....Ketchup.....catsup.... - What a shocker! - Two Dildos, One Officer - the dildo is mightier than the
Minute 55 - We Put Salsa On A Bagel!
On this episode - Who actually wears blue suede shoes? - the villain as philosopher - Are we all just NPC's in a simulation? - There are TWO officer Brians??? - 2 Waymonds, One Body - She made him do a T - Pose - One confetto, many confetti? Does every confetto have a consciousness, or do they all share a single consciousness? - Daniel...are you wearing women's lipstick? - He's probably pining for
Minute 54 - We Put A Pig On A Bagel!
On this episode: Hey! We got Jobu here! - the "Steam n' Sparks" factory! - Open the elevator doors, Hal - A striking silhouette - Claude got something RIGHT? - Ligma Sounds - What IS updog? - Elvis has entered the building - This is Some Pig! - Labubu before Labubu - we were robbed of Linus the HoverCat - Officer Anthony, you FOOL! - UNLV, go Fireflies! - Loading your lips - Remember Budnik? - ..
Minute 53 - We Put Handcuffs On A Bagel!
On this episode: A sounder of cops - "Parentheticals" - Oh. You're here early. - Now Hiring: Professional Phantom: Must have own cape. - Were those cuffs in the Wong Kar-Wai universe? - "headlights" - for hack of a letter word - I dreamed I was in a Wong Kar-Wai movie, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone! - Bagel Deirdre has left the building - You can see Deirdre's Beaubeirdres! - requisite M
Minute 52 - We Put Wong Kar-Wai On A Bagel!
On this episode:Wong Kar Wai? Because we love you. - You can't have too many Waymonds! - From laser nipples to lawnmower legs - Is Spielberg the Zhang Yimou of the US? - It was an open-book test, and we failed. - I don't trust that orangutan. - He's orange and he runs the government (not the orangutan) - We are the walrus. - Squirrelly Waymond, Foxy Waymond, and ....Eagle-y Waymond? - EEAAO is a "
Minute 51 - We Put Pennywise On A Bagel!
On this episode: We ALL verse jump down here! - Clay pots, cream cheese, no cows! - the birds and the bees (and the rocks) - Talk to the hand! - Kynan drags me into a joke about his dad - Our little explorer - very nice, very sci-fi - a very SCARY easter egg! - SPOILER for Stephen King's Dark Tower! - No, Jobu is NOT Pennywise! (Except in the universes where she is) - I have three mouths and I mus
Minute 50 - We Put Clay Pots, Cream Cheese, No Cows On A Bagel!
Scattered, smothered and covered, and make it Christmas! - What's YOUR villain origin story? - Pigeons are born, not made - The VILLAIN'S Journey? - Vader Jr. - "Bippity Boppity Boo, you're evil!" - A Freundian slip - Battle damage! - By the way, did you see the movie Contact? - Augustinias Fisterwald, if you're out there.....give us five stars - It's redundant, so it's perfect - ...and more! ---
Minute 49 - We Put Cream Cheese On A Bagel!
Our minute begins with a meeting, and it ends with some eating! * In the future, meetings will be shorter * You need that balance, that little bit of half n' half * These show notes are borked! * (But they are also a good opportunity for Nathan from middle management to remind you that we need more buy-in)* I woke up from a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow, and my giant marshmallow was
Minute 48 - We Put A Life Without You On A Bagel!
On this episode:Deirdre came in like a WRECKING BALL! * If you die in the Alphaverse, do you die for real? * How did we get to NIPPLE LASERS? * Laser, Laser, Lemonade, 'Round the corner, Hay is made * With the Many Worlds Theory, magic exists except in universes where it doesn't. * Don't throw bulls on a Glass Door * Verse jumping is a helluva drug * My Life Would Rock Without You * The Problem of
Minute 47 - We Put The Red Carpet On A Bagel!
On this episode:Shake your haymaker! * Memory montage! * Red Leather, Yellow Plaid * Michiko is everywhere all at once! * Is that JOY in the mirror?! * Great Camera Storytelling! * Michelle Yeoh? What are YOU doing here?! * All Of It, Always, All Over The Place * The Kansas City MONARCHS or the Kansas City ROYALS? * Wait....is Michelle Yeoh another EVELYN?! * Does Kynan look like Jackie Chan? Writ
Minute 46 - We Put Kung Fu On A Bagel!
On this episode:You only dropkick the ones you love * Love and hate are two sides of the same cookie * Cocky, brazen fools! * Return of the unseen choir! * This is me reaching, watch me reach! * Kynan makes roller coasters even scarier * More room in Heaven for me! * A simile is LIKE a metaphor. * Gong Gong ALMOST comforts his daughter! * Whip-Pan! * Bop it! Twist it! DESTROY IT! * Wushu Master Li
Minute 45 - We Put A Flying Knee On A Bagel!
On this episode:What's that movie....it's a story about toys....New Waymond! on Nick at Nite!Can't even read the winnebago! Drama is like real life with the boring parts cut outWe do math poorlyIt's almost like Evelyn and Deirdre were made for each other....Kynan is built Ford tough, I'm more like a Tesla (flames....on the side of my face....)What's the deal....with vampires?!Yes, doctors KNOW the
Minute 44 - We Put A New Foot On A Bagel!
On this episode:it's the Tarantino Minute!Don't send foot pics!Which is more expensive - the chicken or the egg?It's the children who are wrong."For the love of God, Mon-desser!"Inserting Michael Myers into Edgar Allen Poe stories....Kynan, if you're reading these show notes....it's not your fault.Remember Elon's black eye? ( I didn't.)"Story of a Gal."We mercy kill another piece of furniture...an
Minute 43 - We Put Byron From Church On A Bagel!
On this episode:Three! Three floors! Ah, ah, ah!Story of a girl...aaahhhhh....Pac Man EvelynTried so hard, and in the end it doesn't even matter....2Thing 2Where All At OnceYou remind me of the babe...Iceland!Poor AI...Byron from church? What are YOU not doing here?Wait....where's Gong Gong?!That LOOKS like a Scheinert hand!THIS is lava jumping!...and more! ---Learn more about supporting this podc
Minute 42 - We Put The Stochastic Path Algorithm On A Bagel!
On this episode:Don't eat the Kool Aid"If you can conceive of a perfect joke, then it must exist on another podcast." Clickety-beep-boop computer stuffMore Classic Evelyn!Daniel Hillard died so Mrs. Doubtfire could live.Deirdre "coming down the aisle?!" "Evelyyyyyn......come out to plaaaaaaayyyaaaaaayyyyy!"IS Die Hard a Christmas movie?"You damn dirty Daniel!"Stochastic Path Algorithm? What are YO
Minute 41 - We Put A Weak Body On A Bagel!
On this episode:Waymond has an "exit" strategyClair de LunaticWho is the armoire joke even for?!Deirdre MyersWe have Cthulu heads, but the pen is still red. What's with scientists and their hate for cats?Before you can skywalk as Luke, you gotta skycrawl as Anakin. There are no accidents in improvSquished Cat vs Bat-In-The-BoxEvelyn answers the call...and more!---Learn more about supporting this p
Minute 40 - We Put PAIN On A Bagel!
On this episode:The Return of Colonel Pile-Driver and Jim "The Jackhammer" James!Getting kinky cuts from Occam's RazorIs Bagel Deirdre Alpha Deirdre?We narrowed 2 options down...to 3Michael Myers and the Spy Who Shagged MeActivia, we're still looking for sponsors.Waymond gets spun like a pizza sign!John Locke, Thomas Hobbs and The Ultimate Warrior...and more!---Learn more about supporting this pod
Minute 39 - We Put Paper Cuts On A Bagel!
On this episode:Things that make ya go "Oof!"Mr. Saw is my FATHERDead IRS worker? What are YOU doing here?What's in a name?Are YOUR packages being checked by the FBI?"Mrs. Wang, I'm not wearing hockey pads!"This office is so DUSTY!JLC as Michael Myers???Well played, VFX team, well played.The guy in the chair!... and more!---Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $
Minute 38 - We Put Nine Days On A Bagel!
On this episode:Ms. "Deirdrey?"Classic EvelynAre we in the wrong timeline?How long WILL he be president?Some would say Kynan's laugh is "infectious."A fisher of complimentsThe cat is content for some reason.......and more!---Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website to learn more.Check out the other podcasts in the Banana for S
Minute 37 - We Put Liminal Spaces On A Bagel!
On this episode:Places that aren't quite places....The interconnected huts of timeI can think of a couple people who would want to murder me....EVIL Tom Bombadil!Pocket PistolIt's Hammer Space Time!Daffy Duck is just a duck!Chekhov's Curtaini'M bEiNg SaRcAsTiC!...and more!---Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website to learn mo
Minute 36 - We Put Verse Jumping On A Bagel!
On this episode:J. D. Little FingerI had Great Expectations to finish this book...."Like you with the...fannypack?"Legalize gum (under Leon Mosk's desk)Danking your skeezAlf WaymondYou there! Boy! What trap is this?Disappointing Dickens at the Pearly Gates(NOT Christmas Carol!)George R. R. LucasBed, Bathan Beyond...and more!---Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's jus
Minute 35 - We Put The Alphaverse On A Bagel!
On this episode:Just an alpha guy explaining something to a woman....Who's desk is this?!Render unto Little CaesarIS this the most intimate they've been so far in the movie?"Anyway....."We can't be the only people who think we're funny...It's Puddin' Time"A universe where I finished my taxes?"Where do YOU store your old fonts?Where the old fonts ARE the good fonts...A universe where there's a font
Minute 34 - We Put Breaking News On A Bagel!
On this episode:Breaking News!What "but?!"In the beginning...there was no beginning.There is no rain in Spain because there is no Spain!Happy Birthday, Bacon!The people on the bus are dead, dead, dead...Why is a Chicago news station reporting on Simi Valley?by RKOKnock knock - whom's there?Interview with DolbyInterview with Shirley Kurata, Jason Kisvarday, and Kelsi Ephraim...and more!---Learn mor
Minute 33 - We Put Jobu Tupaki On A Bagel!
On this episode:Nothing more than a statistic inevitabilityOne foot in front of the otherSherlock JonesElementary, my dear JohnsonDuck....duck.....Every Sherlock Holmes universe has heroinZen in the Art of PodcastingEvelyn for President!A deleted scene? What are YOU doing here?...and more!---Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our we
Minute 32 - We Put The 4,655th Thetaverse On A Bagel!
On this episode:Jobu Tupaki! What a wonderful phrase!He really hammed their sandwiches!Stars and Stripes Forever!Aloha Waymond!LIKE a frog, or AS a frog?Stage Right, House LeftLike a firearm, or a fireman?A Hard Day's Match CutIt's always the one you most suspect.Do you have a moment to talk about Evil Jesus?You can't make an omelet.....and more!---Learn more about supporting this podcast by becom
Minute 31 - We Put Aquarium Rocks On A Bagel!
On this episode:Have a nice trip!Billy Ka-chowSpeaking of Churchill....ANOTHER secret Andy Le appearance?! Better watch it - Kynan's a Yellow Belt!The Gentle WayWaymond really does know all the moves!Hey, look! And aquarium!Omg there's no seat there!No fish were harmed in the making of this filmOffice potluck will be Friday in the break...Oh, yeah, Truey's here!Oh, Craig! Oh, fuck!...and more! ---
Minute 30 - We Put Our First Fight On A Bagel!
On this episode:Aww, our first fight!Do you think REGULAR Waymond winks?Live, Laugh, Love and WinkWhy DO they call it a Spaghetti Western?This is the first movie to make a fanny pack look extremely painfulOur eyes cannot zoom...yet!Secret Andy Le sighting?!EVERYONE sounds like Obi Wan!Everyone saves the cat!...and more!---Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/
