You Were Saying
You Were Saying is a Dungeon Master Disaster podcast. It covers tabletop role-playing games, with a focus on Dungeons & Dragons and game-mastering. The show explores campaign stories, RPG advice, and the experiences of players and dungeon masters. It is an English-language Australian podcast.
Episodes
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105. Worst Place to Fred Durst
This week James keeps us rolling as we discuss the worst event for Fred Durst to MCIts just one of those days, and we all do Fred Durst impressions with various levels of success
104. Our Voting for the Game Awards
This week Liam is in charge of voting as we look over this year in gaming. Dasko has played every single game, James only plays football manager, Paul reminisces about Destiny, and Liam still hates final fantasyManifesting that we will be sponsored by Mobile Legends Bang Bang
103. These Shows Should Never Have Been Rebooted
This week Dasko is producing the discussion into the worst TV Show reboots. Paul decides to alienate a bunch of Sci Fi nerds, Liam goes all in on US remakes, Dasko gives us an insight into his prison persona and James starts his monthly re-watch of Midsomer Murders
102. Most Mundane Use of Magic
Paul is holding the wand this week as he conjures up the most mundane of magic. Liam talks about destroying the washing machine industry, Dasko reveals his love of Marie Kondo, Paul pushes everyones buttons and James fixes global warming
101. Best Use of CGI
This week James is wearing the MOCAP suit as he directs a discussion about CGI. Liam disregards age ratings on movies, Paul comes out in favour of Deep Fakes, James talks about when Disney was good, and Dasko goes full film nerd
100. The Boys Play DND
Liam sits behind the screen as we celebrate our 100th episode with something pretty special. Spooky Scary Skeletons Dasko hates on OF, James cosplays as an Arsonist, and Paul goes bowlingOur Fans keep us going, and the dream of a new table
99. Worst Place to Haunt
This week Dasko leads the group as we get possessed by Ghosts. James goes remote, Liam finds himself on list, Paul reveals a kink and Dasko talks about his workplace safe spaceWe wont be getting any Voice Acting roles after this monstrosity
98. Ghost Stories. WARNING, SCARY
This week Paul leads us into spooky season as we tell campfire ghost stories. James brags about going to San Francisco, Dasko warns us against selfies, Paul proves that creepy dolls suck, and Liam massively overcorrects against the claim that he can't read
97. You Don't Want to Wake up in these Video Games
This week Liam is behind the controller as we get transported into video games. James talks about Jack the Ripper, Liam discusses the pop culture skin simulator, Dasko insults Mike Tyson and Paul gets us cancelled
96. Book Series' to Read Before you Die
This week James helms the library desk and institutes Quiet Hour. We learn that Dasko is concerningly prepared for War, Liam likely can't read, James talks about the same book series again and Paul reads Zoo for the articles
95. Sad Backstories (Warning Emotional)
This week the boys look back on childhoods that are somehow worse than their own. Can you guess who cries while talking about their lore?
94. The Cut Episodes of the Magic School Bus
Paul is behind the wheel as we discuss where we would go on a magic school bus ride. Dasko talks about fight club, James meets his maker and Liam goes on a deep dive into an unexpected hole. All this time someone is trying to grab the wheel and veer into oncoming traffic
93. Who Surives the Hunger Games
I think Bush could run a successful Hunger Games. He has demonstrated his organisation skills after Katrina, amongst other things
92. Best Pop Culture Helmet
A helmet is a device that stops gofundme's after youths fall off their motorised bikes when riding oN the roads
91. Best Cheese
Cheese was discovered after leaving milk in an animal stomach, think about that while scoffing your quadruple Brie
90. Best Handshake Alternative
One moment you are throwing the peace sign, and with a simple twist of the wrist you're getting your head kicked it
89. You Were Sounding
Michael Winslow ain't got shit on us
88. Best Car
Loud car make my blow off valve burst
87. Worst thing to Brag about
I'm Rich
86. The Best Sauce
A good sauce ties a meal together, a really good source results in Boeing killing you. Allegedly
85. Best Invention since Sliced Bread
Kids these days will never know what it is like to slice their own bread, they have no drive or conviction
84. Take These School Subjects to Succeed in Life
School is the best time of your life, because you can commit crimes without being sent to big boy jail
83. Only Losers have these Kitchen Tools
Run into your local Kmart and buy this new kitchen tool, it is absolutely useless, but you will feel better after spending $15 on some nonsense
82. Our Last Meals
Screw death bed confessions, I want to go out smoking 100 ciggies and macrodosing 2000mg of caffeine
81. Smallest Hill to Die on
There are many hills you shouldn't stand on. Ant Hills, Hills at Russian Missle bases, or Hill 60.
80. Jobs You Couldn't Pay Me To Do
I think the worst job in the world is mine. When my Daddy got me a job at his company, I expected to be the CEO, but instead I am a CFO. I had to answer a call yesterday, something about Payroll. My 700k a year isn't enough
79. Best Smell
A sniff test is a time honoured tradition to work out if something should be eaten. For example, if milk smells sour then don't eat it, or if something isn't fish but smells like fish, don't eat that either
78. These Habits should be illegal
Bad Habits lead to Ed Sheeran. Don't fall into the trap
77. Best Season
Seasons are very important, and should be taken into consideration when planning things like Holidays. For example, you don't visit countries in Monsoon season, or invade Russia in Winter
76. Best Sandwich
The Sandwich, the "That will do" meal from across the world. You can even get it without crust if your a toddler, or a pathetic excuse for an adult
75. Who is the Next Taylor Swift
On the 7th day God rested, and so he rested until July 16 2001. On this day he decreed "A pair of Messiahs have been born, go forth and worship The Island Boys"
74. Best Pasta
Pasta: A dish invented in China, which was taken to Italy and bastardised. We can't keep letting them get away with it.
73. Best Fictional Vacation Spot
I was once asked where I "Summer", apparently camping in my own backyard wasn't the right answer
72. Best Fictional Teacher
I think the best teachers are the ones that don't get an article written about them, or heaven forbid a Netflix special
71. Games to wipe your memory for
At one point in our future we will be able to wipe our memories, so we can play games again for the first time. I will use it to forget that one time I asked a girl out in assembly, over the loud speaker, only for her to spit on me....... And Zelda
70. Movies that need a Sequel
Sequels are great. Look at America, they are currently in a sequel and are about to buy Canada and Greenland. Canada for an education department is a great trade
69. Best Fictional Concert
It's a shame that we live in Australia and we never get any cool concerts. Drake didn't bother to finish his tour, and he will be desperate for money real soon
Bet Kendrick wouldn't bail
68. Best Muppet Remake
I dream of the day that AI converts all media into Muppets. Until then I will continue writing my fan fiction where Kermit recites the speeches of an Adrian Brody
67. Dumbest International Sport
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66. Best Conspiracy Theory
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65. Best Crossover Pitch
After 7 last days of creating, God sat back and drank some primo wine. He got absolutely hammered and started to cross over animals. He shoved a beaver, duck and a porcupine together to make the platypus.
64. Best Fictional Family
Growing up I really wanted to be in the Manson family, then I realised I would be living with that lunatic Charles and not the cool guy with his ribs removed
63. Best Non Domesticated Pet
Cats are the greatest thing ever, and domesticated themselves to show their love. This message has been brought to you by Toxoplasmosis, get yours today
62. Most Underrated Performance
I think the greatest performance was when my ex said that she would be wife for the rest of time. That was a lie because when I got caught fucking baddies at the strip club she left me and shacked up with her boss Michael
61. Most Overrated Game
You were Saying Game Studios is proud to announce that our first ever game is in production and will be released 3rd quarter 2046. Pre order now. This is definitely not grift to buy a new table
60. Best Meme
Back in 1976 the biologist Richard Dawkins coined the term "meme" as a way to explain how cultural ideas are spread. Then some cunt invented Rage Comics are ruined it all
59. Best Song of all Time
It's 1880 and Tchaikovsky has just dropped his 1812 Overture. This mad lad hates the French so much he used cannons, music will never get better than this
58. Best Director
We have recognised that this podcast production is going off the rails, so we will be firing one member as an example to others. Vote on who should be replaced by someone more competent
57. New Years Special
Hello All. Join us as we ring in the new year with a special New Years Epsiode. Thankyou everyone for your on going support, here's to a bigger and better 2025
56. Best Christmas Antagonist
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all. Join You Were Saying as we give you the present of the 2nd annual, 2nd Christmas special for the 2nd time ever
55. What Movie is Better than the Book
I went to see if any of the books I read have been made into movies, and it kept asking me if I am 18. Does anyone know how to fix this bug
54. Best Character Powers to Steal
With great power comes great personal liability insurance
53. Best Horror Entity
You wake up to a loud crash downstairs, it sounds like someone has broken in, do you:
A: Grab your shotgun and sweep the house
B: Call the police and barricade yourself in your room
C: Get changed into a skimpy outfit, walk downstairs shouting Hello, who is there
PS, you're in a horror film, C is your only option
52. Best Wasted Opportunity in Media
We went to Netflix and asked for only 10 million dollars to film our sketch show, they said no. What a surprise, the company that killed The Witcher has no idea what they are doing
51. Best Dead Technology
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50. Best Redeemable Villan
50 episodes, look at us go. When we started my dad told me I would amount to nothing. He is still right, but at least I have 50 podcast eps to my name
49. Worst DC Adaptation
DC has other properties than Batman, I highly doubt it. Who the hell is Beetle and why is he blue? Join us as we dig through DC’s darkest adaptations, picking apart the movies and shows that made us cringe, laugh, and sometimes wonder why they even exist.
48. Best Fictional School
Don't you hate it when the government tries to push their agenda in schools. Little Timmy is learning how to count to 10 and then a new kid that make ice with his hands is introduced to the classroom, or some girl that says she is a witch picks up a stick and starts waving it around screaming "It's Leviosa not leviosaaa". I miss the days where school was school and not all this woke nonsense
47. Best Chess Piece
Chess, the sport of kings and people that think that memorising a strategy makes them on par with Einstein. Einstein developed the theory of relativity, you just blundered your queen, again
You are not the same
46. Best Fictional Sport
Yay, sports! I hope [Insert local team] goes all the way. Seriously, [Insert Rival team] is the absolute worst. But hey, speaking of sports, in this episode, we’re diving into the best fictional ones. From wild arenas to magical fields, let’s rank the top imaginary sports we’d love to play (or avoid at all costs)!
45. Worst Star Wars Thing
From the minds that brought you A New Hope. A new story in the Star Wars Universe. Max Rebo and his Jizz Gang. Coming to Disney Plus Premium Mark 3, Autumn 2026
44. Best Fast Food
Established 1904 You Were Saying has been slinging burgers, fries and their signature milkshakes across Australia. Due to an advancement in technology we are please to bring a revolution to our stores, Drive Thru's. Now you can listen to the You Were Saying Podcast while eating our You Were Saying Burger. Get yours today, give your taste buds and ears what they crave
43. Worst Adaptation
Hello Sharks. We are looking for an investment of 100 Billion dollars so that we can buy the rights to every book, manga and comic. In return we will save the world from watching some absolute dogshit
42. Zombie Survival Plans
How are you going to survive the zombie apocalypse is one of the oldest questions of all time, almost as old as "Who put this knife in my back". Everyone has a different one, and I cant wait until those undead fuckers rise up so I can prove that bringing back zeppelins is the best zombie avoidance method
41. Greatest movie of all time
Join us as we dive deep into the question what is “the greatest” movie of all time. We're talking plot twists that make no sense, special effects that defy both logic and budget, and acting choices that... well, they made choices. Is it “the greatest”movie ever, or just “the greatest” way to waste two hours? Grab your popcorn and prepare for a journey through a film so epic, you'll either be quoti
40. Best Children's Program
Next up on ABC Kids is the You Were Saying Podcast
This presentation is rated PG for frequent references to bad world events, overuse of the "My Wife" joke and an odd obsession with Spiderman
Viewer discretion is advised for kids under the age of 13
39. Best Dog
Dogs are better than cats, fight me
38. Best Monster in a Monster Movie
What's a monster movie without a monster.
It's like oceans 11 without a heist, Napoleon without a little guy and his complex, Big Fish without Daddy Issues or Sony making literally anything
37. What Item Will Be Obsolete in 20 Years
Grab your tapedeck, pager and fax machine in preparation for the newest episode of the You Were Saying podcast. We are going to be talking about what you're using right now, but your kids will think is eye rollingly stupid
36. Best Underrated Movie
On this episode of the You Were Saying podcast we discuss who has the most niche and hidden gems in Film
One of us is trying to sneak in a blockbuster success
Do you think a weighted blanket is a sign of Autism?
35. Best Batman Iteration
Batman can beat anyone if he has enough preparation time. Some Batmen need less time that others to give their foes the KaPow and Whack
So if you are in trouble, call 1800 GoBatYourself and good ole Bats will come to your rescue, or throw you off a building
34. What Reality Show Could You Win
Like every other reality show, the You Were Saying Podcast is just a platform to launch our instagram influencer careers
Please support us so we can make this dream a reality
We arent event friends. We auditioned for Simon Cowell and he forced us to work together. Something about "Making us Stars"
33. Best Final Scene
Spielberg is known for not being on set for the final shot of his films. A tradition that started with Jaws
Based on all of his movies Michael Bay wasnt on set for his final shots, and a good deal of the shots at the start and middle
32. Best Drug
Drugs are bad, mmkay
31. Best Narrator
I dream of a future where we get to change our internal monologue voice to someone famous. So many options to choose from, with only one correct answer
Gilbert Gottfried
Imagine walking through the shopping centre, you walk by a store and you see an amazing leather jacket. Suddenly you hear Gilbert Gottfried saying "Buy it, Buy It" from within your own head
Embrace the future, Embrace Go
30. Whose dad would win in a fight
From the playground to the bar, the argument of whose friend has the toughest dad is etched into the rich tapestry of the human race.
Today we use it as toilet paper as we throw our dads under the bus for entertainment, hopefully deciding on who has the strongest bloodline and who should pull a Geoff and fade into obscurity
29. Best Disney Princess
You Were Saying bows down to our masters at Disney, and can confirm categorically that they did not meddle in the 2020 Presidential Election.
We look forward to the future where we are all Disney Princesses, and we all kneel in the direction of Disneyworld Florida
28. Best Video Game Franchise
When Mr Pacman met his wife Mrs Pacman the first of the video game franchises was born. Pacman had the decency to stop releasing new games every year, some other companies have failed to do so and keep churning out absolute trash every other month.
This week we arent talking about any trash, we are looking for the good stuff. The Franchises where everything is great, all highs, no lows
27. Best Sports Team
Sport unites people, towns and even countries into being cohesive entities. Some people start young as a way to build friendship and communities, others start because it is legal to hit another kid while playing rugby but frowned upon when you are sitting in class learning about Shakespeare
The there are those that dont like sport. Avoid these people as they try to poison your mind against reality
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