Two Flogs
Kirb is a Plumber, Gibbo is a Punter. The two have combined to put together a Podcast like no other. Life stories from growing up in a small country town, to playing sport and everything in between.
Episodes
Ep.495 - Release the Hounds
Happy Monday flog nation and welcome to Release the HoundsLocal studio cracktivity enthusiast update and Gibbo flog of the week expensive self nomination.We find out baby drugs are expensive and the great doggy escape!Someone figured out who's sex doll was dumped in a suitcase and a bald Flog gets in trouble for buying hair products.Uncle Rhyyyno calls in from the motherland to support Moose in hi
SUNDAY ROAST - August 23
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Ep.494 - Girth Brookes
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to Girth Brookes.Kirb's odds on the rum & we learn how to make an old fashioned.How to measure a Subway sandwich and Gibbo gets Gibboed and tries to organise his annual mates trip north.Two massive Comedy nights in Murbah in October: amateur night and pro night, with a debut from a certain Flog who rhymes with pus. Get your tickets!!!The Tamworth show bring
Ep.493 - Swan Dive
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Ep.492 - Mummy Peggy Daddy
Happy Monday flog nation and welcome to Mummy Peddy DaddyKirb nearly breaks the blokes trip code, thanks moose for that edit and Gibbo's on the Coopers and reminisces about being saved while on a lost drunken escapade.Kirb gets on the rums and Ange cops a fine and we hear one of the worst punting yarns ever. A country cop takes a Flog for a ride and Forestry Flog has a huge diplomatic fight n
SUNDAY ROAST - August 16
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Ep.491 Lets Eiffel Tower
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome Let's Eiffel Tower Kirb's offline bush retreat reset where's he fight Australias biggest possum.Gibbo's hard nipples & shrunken d*CK and the Yaris gets pimped.A forestry Flog couple gets caught in an intimate position by a large, familiar Canadian mammal.A wild broken cock sex yarn and acrumbed sausage snap. What is the Eiffel Tower sex position?
Ep.490 - Easy on the Shuttlecock
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Ep.490 - Flog & Swipe
Happy Monday flog nation and welcome to Flog and swipe We get a very precise 6am temperature check from a funny Flogand a snag dog fan called in to defend the whole snag dog breed.We hear an ad for a very Flog relevant dating app and a fight challenge from AlabamaA drunken Flog fails on his mission home and the flogs have started dressing the homeless in Flogs gear.An a podiatrist weighs in on the
SUNDAY ROAST - August 9
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Ep.489 - Armless not Harmless
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to Armless not HarmlessBuster gives us the ins and outs of the Casino truck show. Allen's brings back some classic lollies and the boys do the Sprite Challenge.A confession Congress from a Flog who used the misso’s expensive shampoo on an intimate part of his body.Florida man commits an assault with a unique home decoration, another survives multiple crashes be
Ep.488 - F#@k Akshay
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Ep.487 - King Henry the Turd
Happy Sunday legends and welcome to King Henry The TurdOne of the great eps of all time and an absolute truckload of calls from you mad units!We find out how many listeners we have on the African continent and multiple Flogs risk their lives to nominate their wives as Flogs of the week.The return of the Adelaide Lunatic who also shoots his shot and Goggles gets caught shittin’ with photo evidenceW
SUNDAY ROAST - August 2
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Ep.486 - Hand Angels
Happy Friday legends and welcome to Hand AngelsThe world gets introduced to a new banjo player straight outta deliverance country andWinston the pug’s goggle eyes are analysed.Which countries offer hand shandies to less able folks and Father Gibbo gets an audible confession for one of you mad Flogs.A long-haul flight victim tells us why you should always obey the seatbelt sign on a plane and we he
Ep.485 - Sack Him Benji
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Ep.484 - Anti-wank Poltergeist
Happy Monday legends and welcome to Anti-wank PoltergeistKirb's third leg goes numb and Gibbo tells him he's dying. We meet Dr Gary Miller and his high pantsWe look at the birth of Social media and it's immediate impact on the mental well-being of kids.We hear a follow up from the East Maitland fishermens bender and a funny post-snip penis story.Picked Flog checks back in with an update and anothe
SUNDAY ROAST - July 26
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Ep.483 - Rectum Raider
Happy Friday legends and welcome to Rectum RaiderGibbos has sent out the challenge what is some of your worst tattoos and the boys memory Lane with Tarp man & old school festivalsGibbo and Buster breakdown their weeks with Bilambil Old Boys - one more round and IBC with Headsplitter, Beetle & The Alpha's.We pray that Riccardo the torch makes a full recovery and long haul flight nightmares:
Ep.482 - How goods the Bunker?
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Ep.481 - Busters all new low
Happy Monday legends, hope you had a sensational weeked and welcome to Busters all new low.Gibbo flog of the week is distracted humans and Moose gives lazy dog owners a flogging for not picking up after there boys. Also positive flog goes to Qld police and their great work crushing bikes.A very measured “penorkle” tattoo and we hear from a “humble” NSW supporter.Herbert the pervert conti
SUNDAY ROAST - July 19
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Ep.480 - Bison are C#$ts
Happy Friday legends, hope you had a sensational week and welcome to Bison are c#@ts.The boys were blown away with gifts from our amazing listeners. Not expected but always much appreciated.Kirb gets into collecting licenses like Pokemon cards.....he's got to get them all.Gibbo gets challenged by Kirb for a round of golf and Gibbos not impressed with taking the missus to golf.Kirb's comedy tour hi
Ep.479 - NSW Get It
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Ep.478 - Slung one Uppa
Happy Monday legends, hope you had a sensational weekend and welcome to Slung One Uppa?More confessions with Gibbo including battle stories and biggest regrets. Moose reads out An epic Flogs appreciation messageThe “invisible” glass table and Gibbo has a Fabric softener incident. BT sends us a taste of his Knob and Kirbs is not a fan.We get asked a question about the older generation’s select
SUNDAY ROAST - July 12
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Ep.477 - Blowing Chunks
Happy Friday legends and welcome to Blowing Chunks!Big catch-up after two weeks off and what new Flog-relevant words in the Oxford dictionary?The Moose and Gibbo hit the piss and Moose leaves Gibbos neighbour 0 calorie kebab.Gibbo gets interviewed by Benny P and Kirb’s giant NT adventure. Saving Private Bryan and the cracker night war zone.The long haul shart and long haul verbal diarrhoea and dru
Ep.476 - Blair vs Ezra
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Ep.475 - Alarm Glock
Happy Monday legends and welcome to Alarm Glock!The boys are away this week on some much needed time off but have no fear because we have a sensational call show coming up. With some of the very best calls saved up over the past 3 years.Normal schedule back from Wednesday.Enjoy Flog Nation! info@twoflogspodcast.com.auIf your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our fa
SUNDAY ROAST - July 5
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Ep.474 - Cut Off
Happy Friday legends and welcome to Cut Off!The boys are away this week on some much needed time off but have no fear because we have a sensational call show coming up. With some of the very best calls saved up over the past 3 years.Normal schedule back from next week.Enjoy Flog Nation! info@twoflogspodcast.com.auIf your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous
Ep.473 - The Smut
Happy Monday legends and welcome to The Sumt!I know we say this every week but we are blown away with the quality of calls this week. There really could of been 10 plus winners!So strap in and enjoy the next 60 min of pure laughter.Enjoy Flog Nation! info@twoflogspodcast.com.auIf your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go
Ep.472 - Operation Midnight Climax
Happy Friday legends and welcome to Operation Midnight Climax!Buster blows off some steam talking about his favourite courier and the safe delivery of his parcel hahahGibbo's confessional brings to life the real stiffler's mum and a young man's dream. Buster throws on the tin foil hat and goes deep diving into conspiracies of the week. We learn about some of the craziest army trials including
Ep.471 - Take Slap
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Ep.470 - 400 pound sex machine
Happy Monday legends.We jump in a time machine and get a glimpse of an 80 year old Gibbo.Twisted finger calls in with a house party prank and the Scottish General tells us about Toowoomba drivers. A now sober Electrician Magician follows up from last week's less than sober call with a aqua turd call.15% Wild Boars for a wild time and we hear the top 5 danger wanks…electrician edition.Strap-on
Sunday Roast
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Ep.469 - Kirby gets Fingered
Happy Friday legends!!Men's mental health week: it ain't weak to speak! Patrick Mahones is finally on Two Flogs podcaster money and Gibbo has come down with Leichhardt flu.Kirb gets fingered by a small Japanese Woo-woo lady and Father Gibbo hears a confessional from an Uber driver who drove a large comedian. Don't go into communal showers after Gibbo and his Tarzan grip.Long haul flights
Ep.468 - Backseat Bennet
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Ep.467 - Rotisserie Chicken
Happy Monday Flogs and welcome to Rotisserie ChickenWe are always trying to give good life advice here at the Two Flogs......here's two, don't super glued your penis whole cooking on the glass BBQ or build a bear-proof suit.Gibbo's daughter gets a great new job offer and don't worry it's not working for Moose.Tooheys extra dry platinum and a country town cop. A guy rings in with a funny things you
Sunday Roast
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Ep.466- Questionable Life Advice
Welcome to Questionable Life Advice!We jump straight in with Mooses nipple, Gibbo's binned chicken and Kirb's special sausageKirb cops the smell from Anal glands island I think he liked it!The boys reminisce on some Wild times on the sunny coast and is Kirb's Gout Gout's dead…or is he?Long haul earache and an unfortunate upgrade and Dumb partners that involves car issues and a plumber. Enjoy legen
Ep.465 - Anyone can beat the Broncos
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Ep.464 - Wheel of C@ck
Happy Monday flog nationand welcome to Wheel of C*ck!!Gus faces off against Quinn on a live call.....will this lead to war?Which Flog did the Kokoda trail powered by Jack Daniels and Winny Blues?A few Good Men lost to 10% 250ml cans and boys go back time time to piss that did damage.Kirb gets the Kirbs in a very Kirb way, but we here that Gibbo also got the Kirbs, and detective Kirb finds out the
Sunday Roast
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Ep.463 - Quinn's a Bully
Happy Friday you mad units!!The boys give us a rundown of the Alpha Fest weekend. Bomb with Buster. Did Gus bomb? Did Quinn “Shooter McGavin” Gus? For a guy knot fighting Gus was sure throwing the hate Quinn's way.Get yourself checked guys! We hear some sobering news about a great mate of the show. We hear some funny “caught rootin’ yarns”; be careful what noises your kids hear, they mig
Ep.462 - MOM Ashley
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Ep.461 - Sucking Booth
Happy Monday flog nation.Nostalgic chat - is pizza hut all you can eat returning? What would you be doing on a Friday night if it was 20 years ago?A tour de France local pub crawl triigers some delinquent thieving mates.A A Mrs Flog gets her hubby with an absolute hectic stitch-up and a family-saving sucking booth?An outstanding melody of shit and arse-eating Gecko.Enjoy legends! info@twoflogspodc
Sunday Roast
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Ep.460 - The Champ is Here
Happy Friday legends!!!Pluto pups, Flinching dogs and a jumbo spring roll have wrecked havoc on Gibbos guts.Buster is heading back for NRL in vegas next year again. He also recpas a Sauna steamed dimsim injury and how he saves the day with his new stool.The boys have a National New Zealand champion live on air.Long haul flights from hell this week we have migraines, cramps and vomiting cheerl
Ep.459 - Broken Missile
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Ep.458- Dear Buster
Dear Buster.......I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottomI sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’emThere probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ’emBut anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man? info@twoflogspodcast.com.auIf your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes A
Sunday Roast
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Ep.457 - Don't Piss on People
Happy Friday Flog Nation!Here at the Two Flogs we are all about giving our listeners lifelong advice........here's a few. No matter how good of an idea it is never piss on people, it's hard to clean. When hiring a person to look after your shop, remember their name and keep ID on file. Lastly never park your car on the roof of a house, it's bloody hard to get it up there!Enjoy legends and have a b
Ep.456 - Footy Fever
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Ep.455 - The House of Stoush
Happy Monday Flog Nation!What was Kirb looking at on his phone when the show started and what's in Beetle's giant wallet?Kirbs give us the run down of his new place and Snake pit of death and Gibbo's Flogs of the week.....A certain shopping centre in Brisbane. Knux live Flog Of The Week and it involves a spelling mistake, a large amount of hats designed by one of our Flogs.Gibbo gives us
Sunday Roast
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Ep.454 - Jail Wallet
Hello you beautiful animals and welcome back to the Two Flogs.It's not Moose this time but Winston who has f*#ked up! New Flogs Merch has arrived in store, jump online before it's all sold out.Live Podcast Royale top lip with Barbs and Beetle and a breakdown of Moose vs Gocs!Buster gives us his Sydney comedy wrap up and should you dress up for a wedding.Father Gibbo deals with an unholy confession
Ep.453 - $10.50
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Ep.452 - Botox Buster
Happy Monday and welcome back legends. We have your start of the week sorted with Botox Busters Man down......the show gets derailed by some super spicy Nungra Nibbles, will Buster make it through.We find out what a "squashed rat" is and American pie, the chiko roll edition. Will Kirb fight a train driver and are kids who catch the school bus are way tougher?We rap up the show with Moose's Safrika
Sunday Roast
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Ep.451- Straight to the Ass
Happy Friday and welcome back legends with Straight to the ass!No apology or accountability from a Flog member who really f**ked up.Buster nearly died after a sleep apnea mishap and some of the best names for female genitalia in a Scottish accent?Gibbos long haul In-flight nightmares. We hear some hectic tales of woe. The best one by far from one of our own Flogs.Worst Injury tales: D*ck stitches
Ep.450 - Moose done it again
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Ep.449 - Spray N Cook
Happy Monday legends, the only way to kick off your week is with the Two Flogs and spray n cook.Welcome to the new Flogs call show, there will now only be one champ of champions each show. All the best calls thrown in together! So if you want to send through a positive or negative flog, great yarn, poem or even just to say fack you send them into info@twoflogspodcast.com.auSome of these calls left
Sunday Roast
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Ep.467 - In The Shit
Its Friday and it’s all kicking off for a great weekend, this Ep covers so much, from a lady who gets stuck in a sticky situation to what has destroyed a long haul flight, dumb shit your partners have done kicks off as good as u would think and you hit us with some sex yarns. Remember if u have any funny yarns you want the flogs to read out hit us at info@twoflogs.com.au If your going to bet, bet
Ep.466 - Jump the Gun
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Ep.465 - Peter Pumpkin Eater
Welcome legends to Peter, Peter pumpkin eater.If your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif
Sunday Roast
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Ep.463 - Cracker up my Clacker
Happy Friday legends, the weekend has arrived! Welcome to a cracker up my clacker. The boys talk through all things live comedy, after Gibbo and experiences some of the best in Tugan and Buster breaks out some new material in Lismore. Buster explains how he prepares for his gigs and how to deal with tough crowds.What don't you see anymore, brown eyes and prank calls? Send us some of the things tha
Ep.462 - Tails Never Fails
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Ep.461 - Timmmmy
Happy Monday legends and welcome to Timmmmmmy!Gus stitches up the boys again with his order of chilli with dinner and Kirb becomes a carpet snake after dinner.Timmy rings in with a positive call about speaking up and eliminating head noise and we head a workplace yarn about testing fire alarms and getting pranked in a bad way. Jack Mehoff rings in with a follow up for the grilled chicken patties a
Sunday Roast
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Ep.459 - Karate Chop
Welcome flogs to karate chop!Don't be a negative FLOG and wear your Helmets. Buster giving us chip reviews from the very best canteens in the Northern Rivers.The boys discuss things that have changed for the better & worse.Gibbo sends Stuntcock's confessions international and Buster.....have you smelt your belly button?WCME: cookie monster caught speeding and being aggressive on the stree
Ep.458 - Kick it to me cup
Welcome to the sports edition of the Two Flogs Podcast, where every Wednesday we bring u sports news from around the world, some times poorly some times well.If your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at C
Ep.457 - Jack Meoff
Enjoy legends!!Welcome back Flogs to Jack Meoff.The boys break down life's real problems Powerbanks & Phone deals.We hear some more wild dream stories and some new conspiracies and classic old slanders are discussed after Kirb was called a dickwad.Jack Mehoff clarifies his post-golf day walk and the origin of his name and Barbs checks in with an update and his thoughts on sarsaparilla Which on
Sunday Roast
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Ep.455 - Chicken D1ck Soup
Welcome Flog nation to Chicken D1ck soup.Would you go skydiving and Kirby's tip flip is an early Flog of The Week? Is the McRib returning and is grilled chicken from Maccas and Hungry Jacks a lie?The boys discuss what lies have your parents told you to get you to do or eat?Why is Kirb scared of the milkman and ever had chicken d*ck soup?What else is stuck up our bums and a Buzz Lightyear update?Mo
Ep.454 - The Rebuild
Welcome back to the sports addition of the Two Flogs Podcast. Where the boys talk sports from all around the globe. Poorly but effectively Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep.453 - Still Squeaks
Welcome legends to "Still Squeaks"Florida man tries to get away with two TVs with no pants and another one becomes a creepy scooter rider.Buster gives us an update on the next Flogs Merch drop!A Flog tells us the best pie he's ever had... and it's not from Australia and Medium-rare Emu serves up a savage revenge story.Did you hear about the lady who swallowed the fly and have you ever been busted
Sunday Roast
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