Two Flogs
Kirb is a Plumber, Gibbo is a Punter. The two have combined to put together a Podcast like no other. Life stories from growing up in a small country town, to playing sport and everything in between.
Episodes
Ep.518 - Choking my chicken
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to chocking my chickenThe boy discuss w*nking in the public shower debate and baseball foul ball would you give a kid the ball?A father uses redhead daughter as a human shield and our thoughts are with a Flog legend!https://www.gofundme.com/f/supporting-adam-and-his-family-through-a-long-road-to-recove?attribution_id=sl%3A14583b9f-360a-426c-8db2-9659256a9051&am
Ep.517 - Check the Fuel Gauge
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Ep.516 - Unplugged!
Welcome to Monday c**ts.A few first-time callers!We hear from the Flog with the 2nd widest tongue in the world and his happy new fiancé.An awkward mum-in-law moment drops…literally.The boys take some more trips down memory lane with Video Ezy and Norco Thik-choc icecreams.More PR3 appreciation, we’re still riding that high!The Aussie Lumper checks in with a hat swap.Gibbo has a weird vein on his f
SUNDAY ROAST - October 11
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Ep.515 - Chucky Gilmore
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to Chucky Gilmore Kirb’s is back thanks reggie Beets for coming off the bench. Kirb's health kick pledge and all us flogs are behind him!Flogs Golf Day announcement, listen to find out more. Truck pull and Flogs live show event The Murbah comedy shows, buy your tickets now!The Fight Night FlogVlog, well done Gus some sensational work.Who is Gibbo’s new fron
Ep.514 - The Recap
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Ep.513 - Finish Him
Happy Monday flog nation and welcome to Finish Him!1. Baby Ray goes to the Podcast Royale & losses his cousin Billy Bob.2. West end cops a serve among other things. Tough Mudder. 3. Ringside. Podcast Royale and finding working girls. Escorts and Babes. 4. Pigsy nominates himself for flog of the week for a super tough carry, and the weird-ass neighbour. 5. Big Jacko. Not many things to be proud
SUNDAY ROAST - October 4
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Ep.512 - I'm the captain now!
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to I'm the captain now!The breakdown the weekend with what happened to Gibbo Friday night and how did t he gets kicked out.Buster gives us the Sunday recovery session and explains how Moose's and Beetle's are punching well above outside of the ring.The Flog army were out in force over the weekend and we can't thank you legends more for backing u
Ep.511 - Poddy Royale 3.0
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Ep.510 - Catching Crabs
Happy Monday flog nation and welcome to Catching Crabs. They notes are short and sweet this week, Moose is half cut still from winners piss, we can't find Gibbo and Busters on stage singing at the after party. Gus is taking this save your family deadly serious and Beetle can only speak with sub titles. Tune in for the full breakdown of the Poddy Royal later this week.Enjoy Flog Nation! info@tw
SUNDAY ROAST - September 27
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Ep.509 - Speaking Beetle
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to Speaking Beetle.With Gibbo away on his annual Swingers festival up north, we have have to call in the ultimate bench warmer Beetle.It's fight week baby....the boys discuss the fight camp preparation and the feeling heading into the Poddy Royal 3.0With all your favourite segments, this is one episode you definitely won't skip.Enjoy Flog Nation!info@tw
Ep.508 - His name is Boxing
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Ep.507 - The Biblical Shit
Happy monday flog nation and welcome to The Biblical ShitMoose flies into a flog of the week and all of the guys hate modern drive thru menus.How to make a D.i.y beach shower with Gus and what sort of dog would the Flogs get? We hear from an award winning Flog butcher with an epic collection and Uncle Nads checks in with an update, a wish and a funny yarn. We hear about a rogue war betwe
SUNDAY ROAST - September 20
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Ep.506 - Pickled!
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to Pickled The boys breakdown their Murwillumbah Footy Grand final and luck their wounds with massive hungovers.Buster is in love with Hot Tradie Ladies and Murwillumbah is hit with Fake Fifties, no wristies.We hear letters of more bad neighbours: a dodgy doorbell, parking wars and an untidy hedge.A flog calls in sick after being drilled and Gibbo discuss
Ep.505 - Grumpy Old Blokes
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Ep.504 - Manual Bidet
Happy Monday flog nation and welcome to the Manual BidetWingers with headgear........cats and a controversial crow are our Flogs of the week!Jai spelt Jay cock blocks Roosey and where are all the good buffets gone?We have a couple of slightly confused volunteers for the truck pull and we find out where the truck pull fundraiser idea came from.Herbert makes each Flog a unique offer for fight n
SUNDAY ROAST - September 13
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Ep.503 - Welcome to the Sauna
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to the sauna!We hear a story about some creative neighbourly revenge and an appreciation from a certain forest-dwelling FlogA cop tells us a dumb crim yarn and the boys talk milestone parties.More pornstars or wrestlers, how many can Gibb guess this week?A calf and cow confession for father Gibbo and an entire wedding party gets baked.A massive pidgeon update f
Ep.502 - She said what?
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Ep.501 - Underwhelming Andrew
Happy Monday flog nation and welcome to underwhelming Andrew!We find out how not to get rid of a bloated whale carcassast and a huge appreciation call celebrating the 500th ep from big Oot.Winston gets violent and gets sent to pug prison and thieving junkies cop a flog of the week from a certain magicianA negative flog from a two-timer ex and a positive flog from a legend of a boss.An opportunity
SUNDAY ROAST - Sept 6
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Ep.500 - Pullin Season
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to the magic 500 Pullin’ Season!Buster, Gibbo and the whole gang would like to dedicate this 500th episode to all you legends who have supported us! If you've been with us since day one or this is your first episode we want to say a massive thank you.We hope you've enjoyed listening to a couple of blokes just talking sh1t and having a laugh. Cheers for the love
Ep.499 - RIP LIV
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Ep.498 - The Magic Leaf
Happy Monday flog nation and welcome to The magic leafGibbo's mate’s synchronised f_ck up and we hear of the benefits of unplugging and going off-grid Mew mew gives us a new flog cover of a well known theme tune and calls out certain drivers on the highway.Some v much needed stress-relieving merch ideas from Saint George and Herbert checks back in with an extra sloppy call. A flog gets a
SUNDAY ROAST - August 30
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Ep.497 - Throbbin Hood
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to Throbbin HoobOur main man Buster is away this week filming I'm a celebrity get me out of here but have no fear as we the number 1 banana bender Beetle.Gibbo gives us a breakdown of his 4 days bender in Cairns. It will come as no surprise that he was Gibboed for the lot.Beetle and Moose give a detailed breakdown of their fight camps and how they are feeling i
Ep.496 - Give him a game!
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Ep.495 - Release the Hounds
Happy Monday flog nation and welcome to Release the HoundsLocal studio cracktivity enthusiast update and Gibbo flog of the week expensive self nomination.We find out baby drugs are expensive and the great doggy escape!Someone figured out who's sex doll was dumped in a suitcase and a bald Flog gets in trouble for buying hair products.Uncle Rhyyyno calls in from the motherland to support Moose in hi
SUNDAY ROAST - August 23
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Ep.494 - Girth Brookes
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to Girth Brookes.Kirb's odds on the rum & we learn how to make an old fashioned.How to measure a Subway sandwich and Gibbo gets Gibboed and tries to organise his annual mates trip north.Two massive Comedy nights in Murbah in October: amateur night and pro night, with a debut from a certain Flog who rhymes with pus. Get your tickets!!!The Tamworth show bring
Ep.493 - Swan Dive
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Ep.492 - Mummy Peggy Daddy
Happy Monday flog nation and welcome to Mummy Peddy DaddyKirb nearly breaks the blokes trip code, thanks moose for that edit and Gibbo's on the Coopers and reminisces about being saved while on a lost drunken escapade.Kirb gets on the rums and Ange cops a fine and we hear one of the worst punting yarns ever. A country cop takes a Flog for a ride and Forestry Flog has a huge diplomatic fight n
SUNDAY ROAST - August 16
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Ep.491 Lets Eiffel Tower
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome Let's Eiffel Tower Kirb's offline bush retreat reset where's he fight Australias biggest possum.Gibbo's hard nipples & shrunken d*CK and the Yaris gets pimped.A forestry Flog couple gets caught in an intimate position by a large, familiar Canadian mammal.A wild broken cock sex yarn and acrumbed sausage snap. What is the Eiffel Tower sex position?
Ep.490 - Easy on the Shuttlecock
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Ep.490 - Flog & Swipe
Happy Monday flog nation and welcome to Flog and swipe We get a very precise 6am temperature check from a funny Flogand a snag dog fan called in to defend the whole snag dog breed.We hear an ad for a very Flog relevant dating app and a fight challenge from AlabamaA drunken Flog fails on his mission home and the flogs have started dressing the homeless in Flogs gear.An a podiatrist weighs in on the
SUNDAY ROAST - August 9
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Ep.489 - Armless not Harmless
Happy Friday flog nation and welcome to Armless not HarmlessBuster gives us the ins and outs of the Casino truck show. Allen's brings back some classic lollies and the boys do the Sprite Challenge.A confession Congress from a Flog who used the misso’s expensive shampoo on an intimate part of his body.Florida man commits an assault with a unique home decoration, another survives multiple crashes be
Ep.488 - F#@k Akshay
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Ep.487 - King Henry the Turd
Happy Sunday legends and welcome to King Henry The TurdOne of the great eps of all time and an absolute truckload of calls from you mad units!We find out how many listeners we have on the African continent and multiple Flogs risk their lives to nominate their wives as Flogs of the week.The return of the Adelaide Lunatic who also shoots his shot and Goggles gets caught shittin’ with photo evidenceW
SUNDAY ROAST - August 2
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Ep.486 - Hand Angels
Happy Friday legends and welcome to Hand AngelsThe world gets introduced to a new banjo player straight outta deliverance country andWinston the pug’s goggle eyes are analysed.Which countries offer hand shandies to less able folks and Father Gibbo gets an audible confession for one of you mad Flogs.A long-haul flight victim tells us why you should always obey the seatbelt sign on a plane and we he
Ep.485 - Sack Him Benji
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Ep.484 - Anti-wank Poltergeist
Happy Monday legends and welcome to Anti-wank PoltergeistKirb's third leg goes numb and Gibbo tells him he's dying. We meet Dr Gary Miller and his high pantsWe look at the birth of Social media and it's immediate impact on the mental well-being of kids.We hear a follow up from the East Maitland fishermens bender and a funny post-snip penis story.Picked Flog checks back in with an update and anothe
SUNDAY ROAST - July 26
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Ep.483 - Rectum Raider
Happy Friday legends and welcome to Rectum RaiderGibbos has sent out the challenge what is some of your worst tattoos and the boys memory Lane with Tarp man & old school festivalsGibbo and Buster breakdown their weeks with Bilambil Old Boys - one more round and IBC with Headsplitter, Beetle & The Alpha's.We pray that Riccardo the torch makes a full recovery and long haul flight nightmares:
Ep.482 - How goods the Bunker?
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Ep.481 - Busters all new low
Happy Monday legends, hope you had a sensational weeked and welcome to Busters all new low.Gibbo flog of the week is distracted humans and Moose gives lazy dog owners a flogging for not picking up after there boys. Also positive flog goes to Qld police and their great work crushing bikes.A very measured “penorkle” tattoo and we hear from a “humble” NSW supporter.Herbert the pervert conti
SUNDAY ROAST - July 19
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Ep.480 - Bison are C#$ts
Happy Friday legends, hope you had a sensational week and welcome to Bison are c#@ts.The boys were blown away with gifts from our amazing listeners. Not expected but always much appreciated.Kirb gets into collecting licenses like Pokemon cards.....he's got to get them all.Gibbo gets challenged by Kirb for a round of golf and Gibbos not impressed with taking the missus to golf.Kirb's comedy tour hi
Ep.479 - NSW Get It
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Ep.478 - Slung one Uppa
Happy Monday legends, hope you had a sensational weekend and welcome to Slung One Uppa?More confessions with Gibbo including battle stories and biggest regrets. Moose reads out An epic Flogs appreciation messageThe “invisible” glass table and Gibbo has a Fabric softener incident. BT sends us a taste of his Knob and Kirbs is not a fan.We get asked a question about the older generation’s select
SUNDAY ROAST - July 12
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Ep.477 - Blowing Chunks
Happy Friday legends and welcome to Blowing Chunks!Big catch-up after two weeks off and what new Flog-relevant words in the Oxford dictionary?The Moose and Gibbo hit the piss and Moose leaves Gibbos neighbour 0 calorie kebab.Gibbo gets interviewed by Benny P and Kirb’s giant NT adventure. Saving Private Bryan and the cracker night war zone.The long haul shart and long haul verbal diarrhoea and dru
Ep.476 - Blair vs Ezra
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Ep.475 - Alarm Glock
Happy Monday legends and welcome to Alarm Glock!The boys are away this week on some much needed time off but have no fear because we have a sensational call show coming up. With some of the very best calls saved up over the past 3 years.Normal schedule back from Wednesday.Enjoy Flog Nation! info@twoflogspodcast.com.auIf your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our fa
SUNDAY ROAST - July 5
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Ep.474 - Cut Off
Happy Friday legends and welcome to Cut Off!The boys are away this week on some much needed time off but have no fear because we have a sensational call show coming up. With some of the very best calls saved up over the past 3 years.Normal schedule back from next week.Enjoy Flog Nation! info@twoflogspodcast.com.auIf your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous
Ep.473 - The Smut
Happy Monday legends and welcome to The Sumt!I know we say this every week but we are blown away with the quality of calls this week. There really could of been 10 plus winners!So strap in and enjoy the next 60 min of pure laughter.Enjoy Flog Nation! info@twoflogspodcast.com.auIf your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go
Ep.472 - Operation Midnight Climax
Happy Friday legends and welcome to Operation Midnight Climax!Buster blows off some steam talking about his favourite courier and the safe delivery of his parcel hahahGibbo's confessional brings to life the real stiffler's mum and a young man's dream. Buster throws on the tin foil hat and goes deep diving into conspiracies of the week. We learn about some of the craziest army trials including
Ep.471 - Take Slap
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Ep.470 - 400 pound sex machine
Happy Monday legends.We jump in a time machine and get a glimpse of an 80 year old Gibbo.Twisted finger calls in with a house party prank and the Scottish General tells us about Toowoomba drivers. A now sober Electrician Magician follows up from last week's less than sober call with a aqua turd call.15% Wild Boars for a wild time and we hear the top 5 danger wanks…electrician edition.Strap-on
Sunday Roast
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Ep.469 - Kirby gets Fingered
Happy Friday legends!!Men's mental health week: it ain't weak to speak! Patrick Mahones is finally on Two Flogs podcaster money and Gibbo has come down with Leichhardt flu.Kirb gets fingered by a small Japanese Woo-woo lady and Father Gibbo hears a confessional from an Uber driver who drove a large comedian. Don't go into communal showers after Gibbo and his Tarzan grip.Long haul flights
Ep.468 - Backseat Bennet
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Ep.467 - Rotisserie Chicken
Happy Monday Flogs and welcome to Rotisserie ChickenWe are always trying to give good life advice here at the Two Flogs......here's two, don't super glued your penis whole cooking on the glass BBQ or build a bear-proof suit.Gibbo's daughter gets a great new job offer and don't worry it's not working for Moose.Tooheys extra dry platinum and a country town cop. A guy rings in with a funny things you
Sunday Roast
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Ep.466- Questionable Life Advice
Welcome to Questionable Life Advice!We jump straight in with Mooses nipple, Gibbo's binned chicken and Kirb's special sausageKirb cops the smell from Anal glands island I think he liked it!The boys reminisce on some Wild times on the sunny coast and is Kirb's Gout Gout's dead…or is he?Long haul earache and an unfortunate upgrade and Dumb partners that involves car issues and a plumber. Enjoy legen
Ep.465 - Anyone can beat the Broncos
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Ep.464 - Wheel of C@ck
Happy Monday flog nationand welcome to Wheel of C*ck!!Gus faces off against Quinn on a live call.....will this lead to war?Which Flog did the Kokoda trail powered by Jack Daniels and Winny Blues?A few Good Men lost to 10% 250ml cans and boys go back time time to piss that did damage.Kirb gets the Kirbs in a very Kirb way, but we here that Gibbo also got the Kirbs, and detective Kirb finds out the
Sunday Roast
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Ep.463 - Quinn's a Bully
Happy Friday you mad units!!The boys give us a rundown of the Alpha Fest weekend. Bomb with Buster. Did Gus bomb? Did Quinn “Shooter McGavin” Gus? For a guy knot fighting Gus was sure throwing the hate Quinn's way.Get yourself checked guys! We hear some sobering news about a great mate of the show. We hear some funny “caught rootin’ yarns”; be careful what noises your kids hear, they mig
Ep.462 - MOM Ashley
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Ep.461 - Sucking Booth
Happy Monday flog nation.Nostalgic chat - is pizza hut all you can eat returning? What would you be doing on a Friday night if it was 20 years ago?A tour de France local pub crawl triigers some delinquent thieving mates.A A Mrs Flog gets her hubby with an absolute hectic stitch-up and a family-saving sucking booth?An outstanding melody of shit and arse-eating Gecko.Enjoy legends! info@twoflogspodc
Sunday Roast
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Ep.460 - The Champ is Here
Happy Friday legends!!!Pluto pups, Flinching dogs and a jumbo spring roll have wrecked havoc on Gibbos guts.Buster is heading back for NRL in vegas next year again. He also recpas a Sauna steamed dimsim injury and how he saves the day with his new stool.The boys have a National New Zealand champion live on air.Long haul flights from hell this week we have migraines, cramps and vomiting cheerl
Ep.459 - Broken Missile
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