Two Flogs
Kirb is a Plumber, Gibbo is a Punter. The two have combined to put together a Podcast like no other. Life stories from growing up in a small country town, to playing sport and everything in between.
Episodes
Ep.474 - Cut Off
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Ep.473 - The Smut
Happy Monday legends and welcome to The Sumt!I know we say this every week but we are blown away with the quality of calls this week. There really could of been 10 plus winners!So strap in and enjoy the next 60 min of pure laughter.Enjoy Flog Nation! info@twoflogspodcast.com.auIf your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go
Ep.472 - Operation Midnight Climax
Happy Friday legends and welcome to Operation Midnight Climax!Buster blows off some steam talking about his favourite courier and the safe delivery of his parcel hahahGibbo's confessional brings to life the real stiffler's mum and a young man's dream. Buster throws on the tin foil hat and goes deep diving into conspiracies of the week. We learn about some of the craziest army trials including
Ep.471 - Take Slap
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Ep.470 - 400 pound sex machine
Happy Monday legends.We jump in a time machine and get a glimpse of an 80 year old Gibbo.Twisted finger calls in with a house party prank and the Scottish General tells us about Toowoomba drivers. A now sober Electrician Magician follows up from last week's less than sober call with a aqua turd call.15% Wild Boars for a wild time and we hear the top 5 danger wanks…electrician edition.Strap-on
Sunday Roast
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Ep.469 - Kirby gets Fingered
Happy Friday legends!!Men's mental health week: it ain't weak to speak! Patrick Mahones is finally on Two Flogs podcaster money and Gibbo has come down with Leichhardt flu.Kirb gets fingered by a small Japanese Woo-woo lady and Father Gibbo hears a confessional from an Uber driver who drove a large comedian. Don't go into communal showers after Gibbo and his Tarzan grip.Long haul flights
Ep.468 - Backseat Bennet
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Ep.467 - Rotisserie Chicken
Happy Monday Flogs and welcome to Rotisserie ChickenWe are always trying to give good life advice here at the Two Flogs......here's two, don't super glued your penis whole cooking on the glass BBQ or build a bear-proof suit.Gibbo's daughter gets a great new job offer and don't worry it's not working for Moose.Tooheys extra dry platinum and a country town cop. A guy rings in with a funny things you
Sunday Roast
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Ep.466- Questionable Life Advice
Welcome to Questionable Life Advice!We jump straight in with Mooses nipple, Gibbo's binned chicken and Kirb's special sausageKirb cops the smell from Anal glands island I think he liked it!The boys reminisce on some Wild times on the sunny coast and is Kirb's Gout Gout's dead…or is he?Long haul earache and an unfortunate upgrade and Dumb partners that involves car issues and a plumber. Enjoy legen
Ep.465 - Anyone can beat the Broncos
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Ep.464 - Wheel of C@ck
Happy Monday flog nationand welcome to Wheel of C*ck!!Gus faces off against Quinn on a live call.....will this lead to war?Which Flog did the Kokoda trail powered by Jack Daniels and Winny Blues?A few Good Men lost to 10% 250ml cans and boys go back time time to piss that did damage.Kirb gets the Kirbs in a very Kirb way, but we here that Gibbo also got the Kirbs, and detective Kirb finds out the
Sunday Roast
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Ep.463 - Quinn's a Bully
Happy Friday you mad units!!The boys give us a rundown of the Alpha Fest weekend. Bomb with Buster. Did Gus bomb? Did Quinn “Shooter McGavin” Gus? For a guy knot fighting Gus was sure throwing the hate Quinn's way.Get yourself checked guys! We hear some sobering news about a great mate of the show. We hear some funny “caught rootin’ yarns”; be careful what noises your kids hear, they mig
Ep.462 - MOM Ashley
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Ep.461 - Sucking Booth
Happy Monday flog nation.Nostalgic chat - is pizza hut all you can eat returning? What would you be doing on a Friday night if it was 20 years ago?A tour de France local pub crawl triigers some delinquent thieving mates.A A Mrs Flog gets her hubby with an absolute hectic stitch-up and a family-saving sucking booth?An outstanding melody of shit and arse-eating Gecko.Enjoy legends! info@twoflogspodc
Sunday Roast
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Ep.460 - The Champ is Here
Happy Friday legends!!!Pluto pups, Flinching dogs and a jumbo spring roll have wrecked havoc on Gibbos guts.Buster is heading back for NRL in vegas next year again. He also recpas a Sauna steamed dimsim injury and how he saves the day with his new stool.The boys have a National New Zealand champion live on air.Long haul flights from hell this week we have migraines, cramps and vomiting cheerl
Ep.459 - Broken Missile
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Ep.458- Dear Buster
Dear Buster.......I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottomI sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’emThere probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ’emBut anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man? info@twoflogspodcast.com.auIf your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes A
Sunday Roast
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Ep.457 - Don't Piss on People
Happy Friday Flog Nation!Here at the Two Flogs we are all about giving our listeners lifelong advice........here's a few. No matter how good of an idea it is never piss on people, it's hard to clean. When hiring a person to look after your shop, remember their name and keep ID on file. Lastly never park your car on the roof of a house, it's bloody hard to get it up there!Enjoy legends and have a b
Ep.456 - Footy Fever
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Ep.455 - The House of Stoush
Happy Monday Flog Nation!What was Kirb looking at on his phone when the show started and what's in Beetle's giant wallet?Kirbs give us the run down of his new place and Snake pit of death and Gibbo's Flogs of the week.....A certain shopping centre in Brisbane. Knux live Flog Of The Week and it involves a spelling mistake, a large amount of hats designed by one of our Flogs.Gibbo gives us
Sunday Roast
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Ep.454 - Jail Wallet
Hello you beautiful animals and welcome back to the Two Flogs.It's not Moose this time but Winston who has f*#ked up! New Flogs Merch has arrived in store, jump online before it's all sold out.Live Podcast Royale top lip with Barbs and Beetle and a breakdown of Moose vs Gocs!Buster gives us his Sydney comedy wrap up and should you dress up for a wedding.Father Gibbo deals with an unholy confession
Ep.453 - $10.50
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Ep.452 - Botox Buster
Happy Monday and welcome back legends. We have your start of the week sorted with Botox Busters Man down......the show gets derailed by some super spicy Nungra Nibbles, will Buster make it through.We find out what a "squashed rat" is and American pie, the chiko roll edition. Will Kirb fight a train driver and are kids who catch the school bus are way tougher?We rap up the show with Moose's Safrika
Sunday Roast
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Ep.451- Straight to the Ass
Happy Friday and welcome back legends with Straight to the ass!No apology or accountability from a Flog member who really f**ked up.Buster nearly died after a sleep apnea mishap and some of the best names for female genitalia in a Scottish accent?Gibbos long haul In-flight nightmares. We hear some hectic tales of woe. The best one by far from one of our own Flogs.Worst Injury tales: D*ck stitches
Ep.450 - Moose done it again
Due to unforeseen circumstances the sports show didn’t get recorded today, the lack of empathy from the said offended is quite remarkable, we apologise to all you flogs and hope you enjoy this emergency broadcast in the form of our interview with the legends from NFR Jay and Dunc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep.449 - Spray N Cook
Happy Monday legends, the only way to kick off your week is with the Two Flogs and spray n cook.Welcome to the new Flogs call show, there will now only be one champ of champions each show. All the best calls thrown in together! So if you want to send through a positive or negative flog, great yarn, poem or even just to say fack you send them into info@twoflogspodcast.com.auSome of these calls left
Sunday Roast
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Ep.467 - In The Shit
Its Friday and it’s all kicking off for a great weekend, this Ep covers so much, from a lady who gets stuck in a sticky situation to what has destroyed a long haul flight, dumb shit your partners have done kicks off as good as u would think and you hit us with some sex yarns. Remember if u have any funny yarns you want the flogs to read out hit us at info@twoflogs.com.au If your going to bet, bet
Ep.466 - Jump the Gun
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Ep.465 - Peter Pumpkin Eater
Welcome legends to Peter, Peter pumpkin eater.If your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif
Sunday Roast
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Ep.463 - Cracker up my Clacker
Happy Friday legends, the weekend has arrived! Welcome to a cracker up my clacker. The boys talk through all things live comedy, after Gibbo and experiences some of the best in Tugan and Buster breaks out some new material in Lismore. Buster explains how he prepares for his gigs and how to deal with tough crowds.What don't you see anymore, brown eyes and prank calls? Send us some of the things tha
Ep.462 - Tails Never Fails
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Ep.461 - Timmmmy
Happy Monday legends and welcome to Timmmmmmy!Gus stitches up the boys again with his order of chilli with dinner and Kirb becomes a carpet snake after dinner.Timmy rings in with a positive call about speaking up and eliminating head noise and we head a workplace yarn about testing fire alarms and getting pranked in a bad way. Jack Mehoff rings in with a follow up for the grilled chicken patties a
Sunday Roast
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Ep.459 - Karate Chop
Welcome flogs to karate chop!Don't be a negative FLOG and wear your Helmets. Buster giving us chip reviews from the very best canteens in the Northern Rivers.The boys discuss things that have changed for the better & worse.Gibbo sends Stuntcock's confessions international and Buster.....have you smelt your belly button?WCME: cookie monster caught speeding and being aggressive on the stree
Ep.458 - Kick it to me cup
Welcome to the sports edition of the Two Flogs Podcast, where every Wednesday we bring u sports news from around the world, some times poorly some times well.If your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at C
Ep.457 - Jack Meoff
Enjoy legends!!Welcome back Flogs to Jack Meoff.The boys break down life's real problems Powerbanks & Phone deals.We hear some more wild dream stories and some new conspiracies and classic old slanders are discussed after Kirb was called a dickwad.Jack Mehoff clarifies his post-golf day walk and the origin of his name and Barbs checks in with an update and his thoughts on sarsaparilla Which on
Sunday Roast
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Ep.455 - Chicken D1ck Soup
Welcome Flog nation to Chicken D1ck soup.Would you go skydiving and Kirby's tip flip is an early Flog of The Week? Is the McRib returning and is grilled chicken from Maccas and Hungry Jacks a lie?The boys discuss what lies have your parents told you to get you to do or eat?Why is Kirb scared of the milkman and ever had chicken d*ck soup?What else is stuck up our bums and a Buzz Lightyear update?Mo
Ep.454 - The Rebuild
Welcome back to the sports addition of the Two Flogs Podcast. Where the boys talk sports from all around the globe. Poorly but effectively Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep.453 - Still Squeaks
Welcome legends to "Still Squeaks"Florida man tries to get away with two TVs with no pants and another one becomes a creepy scooter rider.Buster gives us an update on the next Flogs Merch drop!A Flog tells us the best pie he's ever had... and it's not from Australia and Medium-rare Emu serves up a savage revenge story.Did you hear about the lady who swallowed the fly and have you ever been busted
Sunday Roast
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Ep.451 - Semen Demon
First off legends happy Good Friday, we hope you guys get some quality time with family and friends. Stay safe and flog on!!Flogs welcome back to Semen Demon Buster breaks down NZ weather, Drinks and Uber eats. Auckland Casino, homebrew liqour & Dunc's smoke bombGibbo's social media and anal cleanse. Biggest jugs and What's stuck up your bum this week? Or not your bum. Enjoy!! Hosted on Acast.
Ep.450 - The Jinx
Welcome to the Wednesday sport addition of the Two Flogs, some say it’s the worst sports podcast getting around others so it’s even worse than that. But we like to think it’s the world’s most mediocre sports podcast. Check it out tell us what u think Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep.449 - Spitters are Quitters
Happy Monday and welcome to "Spitters are Quitters" Kirb sends out a Mowing SOS after both his whipper-snipper and mower won't start. We hear the real story from the mower repair man live.Graheemee gives us a live update on tonight's dinner and Gibbo's not impressed.We get a call from a well-known snowman and Golf Day appreciation from Big HuddoA Flog didn't bring home merch and Murbah Race Caller
Sunday Roast
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Ep.447 - Golf Day Hangover
Welcome legends to the Golf Day Hangover with special guest Brody from Now That's Dramas podcast.The boys kick off with a Pie review that doesn't disappoint.Buster and Gibbo do a full Golf Day breakdown and start planning for 2027!A surprise for Gibbo's birthday and Knux calls in for a live yarn. Gibbo asks Knux about the Top 10 things to do in Gympie.What's up Brody's bum and what caught our eye
Ep.446 - New Toilet Block
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Ep.445 - Ëngage the Core
Happy Monday legends and welcome to the engage the core. The flogs drool over some Casino steaks, the beef capital of Australia.A hectic confessional from father Gibbo and West Coast water ferry gives us a yarn about attempting to evacuate a couple of "busy" deaf people.We find out what is the difference between your wife and a swimming pool? Can you run up the stairs with your hands in your pocke
Sunday Roast
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Ep.443 -Creamy Fkin Pints
Welcome back Flog Nation to "Creamy fkin pints" The Flogs hook into St. Patrick's Day pints to wash down some of Jan's curried snags.....the best batch she has made to date.Gibbo gives us some great advice about re-prioritising what's important and looking after our mental health.Kirb got fingered in Uki after being allowed "1 more drink" and it the Flogs Golf Day.Florida man tries to trade in his
Ep.442 - Kirb knows AFL
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Ep.441 - Sex Bible
Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Don't be sad the weekend is over but rejoice for a new week of Two Flogs episodesTwo elite confessions for father Gibbo....extra hot tub & ultimate purple patch. Buster solves the porn crisisa and a legendary Flog becomes a Vegas barmanAnother misdirected dick pic and we hear about an indirect sex injury.Moose learns sign language and
Sunday Roast
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Ep.439 - Don't Swallow
**Please be advised that no geese were harmed in the making of this episode, Frogs management would like to wish Goose a speedy recovery**Buster is back with a Vegas hangover and every type of cooked potatoes, but what are funeral potatoes? Vegas had it all with Kirbs getting kidnapped, shooting & ziplines & lots and lots ROOT.........beer.The flogs hit the hard topics.....What's stuck up
Ep.438 - F@k the knights
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Ep.437 - Banana Benders
Happy Monday legends and welcome to the banana benders.The boys try a Banana challenge and Gibbo bring us the Best of OnlyFlogs.An entertaining "what's up your bum" call from Goggles and Johnny the Pommie gives us a yarn about a mate with an unfortunate dirt road incident. One of the Flogs wins a kung fu fight with his 5yr old son and Big Mick 2 sips calls in and gives Gibbo a serve. Hamish is bac
Sunday Roast
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Ep.435 - Spelling Beeeetle
Welcome legends to another sensational Friday show.Kirby is still away at his new job for tourism USA and Knux & Beets have stepped up to the plate. Knux brings Kirb and Ange some fitting hats and Gibbo ticks off "H" on his alphabet golf tour.Cyril jumps on live again and tells us about his back and serves up a couple of nightmare neighbour yarns.The flogs are officially Sunshine Coast thunder
Ep.434 - Live form the USA
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Ep.433 - Sex Trophies
Welcome back flog nation to Sex Trophies. This week Moose shares his hidden drawing talent and Gibbo calls Janno live about some old school food. We learn can you die from eating rabbits and which end should you really eat a banana from?Which Flog would Joey The Bone s_ck off...to save his family.... and why?Snapper tells us about a mate who invited a yeti over for a house party and captures somet
Sunday Roast
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Ep.431 - Saskatchewan Biffs
Welcome back legends!Kirby's away this week preparing with an emergency enema pre flight clean out. He might be tearing Vegas a new one but we still have an amazing lineup with Gibbo, Moose, Beetle, Anus and a live on air Cyril call.Spelling Bee-tle and what's up your bum this week? Culture Class takes us to death valley and a Saskatchewan Moose picks a fight with the locals. Enjoy Flogs! Hos
Ep.430 - Offload
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Ep.429 - Bubble of Bliss
Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. We start with gibbo pounding away at tallies and delivering a top notch confessional from a Flog.We are yet again blown away with some of the best calls.....you lot are bloody legends.Wise words we can all live by with a "bubble of bliss". Enjoy Flogs nation!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sunday Roast
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Ep.427 - Chicken of the Trees
It's Friday legends, let's rip in and get to the weekend.This week's episode "Chicken of the trees" had it all...from 3 blokes just talking sh!t to a master chef segment that might turn your stomach. Would you try these tacos?Buster brings in gifts that turns Gibbo from driving home to needing an uber and the boys discuss range Airbnb hosts.Enjoy!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i
Ep.426 - Welcome Adam
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Ep.425 - Dragon Bagger
Happy Monday flog nation! Have we got an episode for you? Stap in because in the next 90min we are going to take you for one hell of a ride.We have a collection of some of the best calls that have been thrown together for a long time.Enjoy legends! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sunday Roast
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Ep.423 - Telling Porkies
Happy Friday legends, strap in because this episode has it all. The boys discuss why Gus has called in sick and we all know he definitely caught it off that gobstopper. Buster explains why the energy from his Jade crystal keeps his cup full.Buster blows more minds with some crazy conspiracies and do big bands even need conductors?Enjoy you lunatics!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo
Ep.422 - The King is Back
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