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Decoding the Gurus

Decoding the Gurus

Christopher Kavanagh and Matthew Browne 248 Episodes Jul 21, 2026

An exiled Northern Irish anthropologist and a hitchhiking Australian psychologist take a close look at the contemporary crop of 'secular gurus', iconoclasts, and other exiles from the mainstream, offering their own brands of unique takes and special insights. Leveraging two of the most diverse accents in modern podcasting, Chris and Matt dig deep into the claims, peek behind the psychological curtains, and try to figure out once and for all... What's it all About? Join us, as we try to puzzle our way through and talk some smart-sounding smack about the intellectual giants of our age, from Jordan Peterson to Robin DiAngelo. Are they revolutionary thinkers or just grifters with delusions of grandeur?

Episodes

Supplementary Material 53: Matthew the Succulent, Bin-faced Politicians, and Very Very Tired Economists
Supplementary Material 53: Matthew the Succulent, Bin-faced Politicians, and Very Very Tired Economists Jul 21, 2026 31:01 We endure the ravages of time to deliver you this exhausted Supplementary Material. Bowed but never broken, the decoders persist.The full episode is available to Patreon subscribers (Full Episode: 2hr 20 mins)Join us at: https://www.patreon.com/DecodingTheGurusSupplementary Material 5300:23 Introduction: Matthew the Succulent's Post-Holiday Report02:15 Pickle Ball Injuries & Bouldering Curses0
Supplementary Material 52: Under-Optimized Academics, Tired Economists, and Bailiwick Clarifications
Supplementary Material 52: Under-Optimized Academics, Tired Economists, and Bailiwick Clarifications Jul 9, 2026 22:34 Two absolutely shattered academic heroes heroically drag themselves through yet another supplementary episode to bring you the important guru news in between their restorative breaks.The full episode is available to Patreon subscribers (Full Episode: 1hr 32 mins)Join us at: https://www.patreon.com/DecodingTheGurus00:00 Introduction02:13 Eliot Paisley's Anatomy of an Optimiser08:52 Eric Weinstein w
Decoding Academia 36: Revenge of the Chimpanzees *Patreon Series*
Decoding Academia 36: Revenge of the Chimpanzees *Patreon Series* Jul 8, 2026 27:58 In this Decoding Academia episode, we venture into comparative psychology, focusing on a fascinating line of work by Fumihiro Kano and colleagues on social intelligence and theory of mind in great apes. By showing apes short videos and tracking where they look, researchers examine whether they expect others to act based on what they have seen, what they know, or what they falsely believe. This app
Professor Jiang, Part 2: Cosmic Jiang's Jenga Tower of Bullshit
Professor Jiang, Part 2: Cosmic Jiang's Jenga Tower of Bullshit Jul 4, 2026 01:31:30 We return for Part 2 of our coverage of “Professor” Jiang, the internet’s favourite new geopolitical prophet, secondary-school sage, and proud owner of an ever-expanding box of educational props. Having already treated us to multiple maps, chess pieces, and a sealed metal case of predictions, Jiang is back with more predictions, more props, and even higher-level insights.This time, we get the dram
Professor Jiang, Part 1: Geopolitical Pantomime
Professor Jiang, Part 1: Geopolitical Pantomime Jun 30, 2026 02:32:34 On Decoding the Gurus, we regularly get to hear a lot of truly “high-level” ideas, but the much-requested subject of this episode’s decoding is up there with the best of them. We are talking, of course, about “Professor” Jiang, the internet’s favourite new overly confident online guru, now that Jordan Peterson is indisposed. Jiang Xueqin is a secondary school teacher who has found an online audien
Supplementary Material 51: Parasitic Palate Cleansers, Selective Understanding, and the "Context"
Supplementary Material 51: Parasitic Palate Cleansers, Selective Understanding, and the "Context" Jun 20, 2026 31:59 We exercise good faith and grapple with the ever-versatile context window in this unintentionally thematic episode.Supplementary Material 51 The full episode is available to Patreon subscribers (Full Episode: 1hr 18 mins)Join us at: https://www.patreon.com/DecodingTheGurus00:00 Introduction01:40 Jordan Hall's Suspicious Semiotic Parasites08:52 A New Covenant for the American Republic14:33 Dave Rub
Gurometer: Iain McGilchrist *Patreon Preview*
Gurometer: Iain McGilchrist *Patreon Preview* Jun 12, 2026 39:50 In this Gurometer edition, Matt and Chris feed Iain McGilchrist into the sacred instrument to see where exactly refined country-parish-minister vibes land when combined with galaxy-brained hemispheres, civilisational decline narratives, decorative scholarship, and the other features of guruosity.Iain McGilchrist Gurometer00:27 Introduction01:00 Iain McGilchrist Reactions04:40 Galaxy Brain-ness06:3
Supplementary Material 50: The String Theory Mafia, Shameless Propagandists, and The Topography of Semantic Space
Supplementary Material 50: The String Theory Mafia, Shameless Propagandists, and The Topography of Semantic Space Jun 10, 2026 48:10 We become highly effective at exploiting the gap between salience and relevance as we universalise semiotic capability and listen to more brave renegades talking about how amazing they are. Join us, won't you?Supplementary Material 50 (Full Episode: 2hrs 23 mins)00:24 Introduction02:07 British People Struggling with Compliments04:53 Matt loves SOME episode titles08:42 Nachos Pronunciation10:13 Bre
L. Ron Hubbard: Sleeping with Bandits, Hunting with Pygmies And So On
L. Ron Hubbard: Sleeping with Bandits, Hunting with Pygmies And So On May 31, 2026 02:24:31 The Decoders wrap up cult season by dissecting a titan of the cult scene, the founder of Scientology, Lafayette Ronald Hubbard or L. Ron for short. A prolific science fiction author, L. Ron founded an alternative self-help movement and then developed it into his cosmic self-help 'religion' of Scientology.Scientology has now been the subject of multiple documentaries and even a fairly detailed Sout
Supplementary Material 49: Calibrated Podcast Expectations, The Great Consciousness Debate of 2026, and Russell Brand is a Bad Guy
Supplementary Material 49: Calibrated Podcast Expectations, The Great Consciousness Debate of 2026, and Russell Brand is a Bad Guy May 12, 2026 44:33 Matthew Browne, a high-profile advocate for pan-psychism, compels his reluctant co-host to endure a public struggle session on the topic of consciousness, hopefully for the last time.Supplementary Material 4900:00 Introduction02:47 Returning to the Emerald Isle03:44 Irish History Segment: The Titanic & Potato Famines10:45 McGilchrist Reflections12:51 Knowledge Fight has ended26:23 Podcasting M
Iain McGilchrist, Part 2: Hemispheres, Culture, and Cosmic Consciousness
Iain McGilchrist, Part 2: Hemispheres, Culture, and Cosmic Consciousness May 4, 2026 03:10:01 In this episode, we return to Iain McGilchrist as he spirals upwards from his binary hemispheric model into full cosmic spirituality. The rule is simple: everything McGilchrist likes is due to the subtle, nuanced, and deeply sophisticated right brain, while the left brain (pffft) is responsible for reductionism, modernity, and most of the problems in your life.From this neuroscientific foundation,
Supplementary Material 48: Grey Beard's Council, Late-Stage Anti-Capitalism, and Demonic Mould Health Updates
Supplementary Material 48: Grey Beard's Council, Late-Stage Anti-Capitalism, and Demonic Mould Health Updates Apr 25, 2026 44:17 The hour grows late, and Matt the Grey-Haired rides once more from his quiet study, summoned by whispers from the ever-churning gurusphere. And so he goes, to seek counsel with Chris the Grey-Bearded, keeper of receipts, watcher of long-form content, and wielder of the sacred Gurometer. For the gurus stir again… and their nonsense must be decoded.Supplementary Material 48: Grey Beard's Council, La

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