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The Inspired Unemployed

The Inspired Unemployed

LiSTNR 133 Episodes Jul 21, 2026

Welcome to the world according to The Inspired Unemployed: hosted by two best mates Matt and Jack who can’t quite believe their luck. It’s completely ridiculous, honest and always fun. Make sure you’re in on the jokes, drama and hi jinx every Wednesday! Submit your stories and follow the show antics or watch full episodes on YouTube.

Episodes

The Saying “I Love You” Freak Out
The Saying “I Love You” Freak Out Jul 21, 2026 2885 This week starts with a voice memo from a listener facing one of the biggest relationship dilemmas there is - when and how should you say “I love you”?  That kicks off a chat with the boys' own stories of blurting it out at the worst possible times, the “exclusive debate” and how to ask someone out properly.  Then Jack relives the horror of getting called out in t
Liam Nearly Started a Riot, Falcon Joined a Cult
Liam Nearly Started a Riot, Falcon Joined a Cult Jul 14, 2026 2464 The boys are joined by their good mate Liam, who takes everyone back to one of the most terrifying moments from filming their TV show, Impractical Jokers. His challenge? Pretend to be the world's most obnoxious reporter while interviewing UFC superstar Bam Bam... in front of a crowd of his die-hard fans. It was pretty much a near death experience.  Then, Falcon returns from Burning Man a chan
Will Gibb’s Adult Circumcision
Will Gibb’s Adult Circumcision Jul 7, 2026 2416 This episode starts exactly where you'd expect: with comedian Will Gibb recounting the horrors of his adult circumcision. It somehow spirals into Jack confessing the time he abandoned a girl mid-hang out because he had to rush himself to hospital. Then, the boys expose one of their biggest flaws: they're absolutely useless with remembering names. After Falcon accidentally blanked a very notable go
Dom Has a Crush On His Dentist
Dom Has a Crush On His Dentist Jun 30, 2026 2202 Meet-cutes aren't dead... at least not for Dom! The boys are joined again by their best mate Dom, who shares the surprising story of falling in love, how it all unfolded, and the reason his girlfriend is now known as "Pumpkin." Then, it's time to rile everyone up as the boys attempt the impossible: ranking every major Australian city from best to worst.  LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedp
We’re Keeping The House!!
We’re Keeping The House!! Jun 23, 2026 3265 How do the boys handle jealousy? In this episode, they put themselves to the test, running through a series of classic scenarios to find out. From a partner who can't stop talking about their ex, to a sibling getting a bigger handout from mum and dad, or a friend landing your dream job, they debate when jealousy is normal or not. Then, after hosting a full-blown funeral for their sharehouse and em
If You're Not Crying In A ‘Truth Circle’, Was It Even A Good Night?
If You're Not Crying In A ‘Truth Circle’, Was It Even A Good Night? Jun 16, 2026 2269 After the chaos of Jack's girlfriend's dad falsely accusing people of stealing his necklace in Bali, the boys were flooded with messages from listeners sharing their own stories of getting it spectacularly wrong. From accusing coworkers of stealing office food, to being convinced someone was high when they absolutely weren't. Then, fresh off their Bali padel retreat, Jack and Falcs recount what tu
Falcon Bombed, Bill Has Food Poisoning
Falcon Bombed, Bill Has Food Poisoning Jun 9, 2026 2414 Finally, Falcon revives his DJ career in front of one of the toughest crowds imaginable: a bunch of 19-year-old college kids. So many things went wrong, the boys genuinely lost count. Then, Jack gives us the update on the Bali trip with both his parents and his girlfriend’s parents. We always suspected something would inevitably go wrong - but a six-hour stand-off involving the police defini
Jack Hates Morning Sex
Jack Hates Morning Sex Jun 2, 2026 2350 It’s true: Jack hates morning sex. He’s also got a few other controversial opinions up his sleeve, as does Falcs. It’s a rough day to be a gender reveal party… or a high school sweetheart. Jack then prepares for a holiday with his entire family and his girlfriend’s parents (is that even a normal situation?). To calm the nerves and test just how much his family has hi
Demanding Lobster Linguine, Puppies & Limos
Demanding Lobster Linguine, Puppies & Limos May 26, 2026 2781 The boys check back in with the worst manager ever to hear how negotiations are going… and things have escalated quickly. Falcon’s rider now includes golden retriever puppies and even his face plastered on the side of a bus. Then, the boys reopen The Vault, this time with listener submissions in the form of very angry voice memos.   We also hear from you guys in the DMs - ch
Falcon’s Going To College (God Help Us)
Falcon’s Going To College (God Help Us) May 19, 2026 2926 After discovering an old email account made for Falcon’s “DJ career”, the boys realise he’s been unknowingly ignoring gig requests for YEARS. Colleges, clubs, random events… all sitting there unanswered because his mate, Soep, may genuinely be the worst manager in Australia. Naturally, the boys decide it’s time to relaunch DJ Falcs properly. Then, Lulu joins th
Worst Place To Get A Boner
Worst Place To Get A Boner May 12, 2026 2459 The boys are way too excited to debut a brand new segment… rattling off all the absolute worst places you could possibly get a sudden boner. Inspired by traumatic real-life moments of theirs (think parachute pants and high school). Then, we get a listener on the line who shares a hilariously disturbing story from a family holiday in Amsterdam. In the DMs, the boys answer a few questions abo
The Share House Is Dead
The Share House Is Dead May 5, 2026 2214 Four boys in their 30s - one now engaged - finally say a long, regretful goodbye to their beloved share house. Dom, Grant, Falc's and Jack even got matching tattoos to express their love for this house. But is it finally time to grow up and move on?  In this episode, the boys host a full-blown funeral for the house, complete with black suits, somber music, and an emotional eulogy from each of

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