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The 'Understanding Depression' Episode Everyone Should Listen To Jun 15, 2026 2594 You’ll want to send this episode to every friend who casually drops the phrase "I'm so depressed" when they're just having a bad day, or anyone trying to figure out where normal sadness ends and something much heavier begins. Have you noticed how casually we throw around major mental health terms over coffee, accidentally minimizing a condition that deeply impacts both the brain and the body

A Lil' Treat: Jessie’s Ready To Tell Her Twin Birth Story Mar 13, 2026 2301 She’s 10 days on. She’s splitting her time and her heart between home and hospital, and she wants to share her story with you, Outlouders.  Our beloved co-host Jessie Stephens gave birth to her boy-girl twins last week, earlier than hoped, and became a mum all over again. There will be so many of you who’ll relate to this story of terror-tinged joy, who will recognise the aw

A Brutally Honest Review Of With Love, Meghan Mar 9, 2025 2387 Meghan Markle’s new lifestyle series dropped on Netflix this week, sparking a series of conversations about her real name, her celebrity friendships, her motivations and the appropriate voice to use when in the presence of bees.Now we’re here to cut through the noise and talk about the wildest, funniest and cringiest moments from the show, along with what the real fallout has been.From

A Brutally Honest Review Of Apple Cider Vinegar Feb 19, 2025 2266 On today's show, we're diving deep into Netflix's gripping new Australian series Apple Cider Vinegar, which tells the infamous story of wellness scammer Belle Gibson. From Kaitlyn Dever's eerily perfect Australian accent to the fascinating creative liberties taken with the real story, there are so many layers to unpack in this six-part drama that has everyone talking. We've broken down how the sho

A Brutally Honest Review Of Babygirl Feb 12, 2025 2939 On today’s episode of The Spill, it’s time to dive deep into the movie that has been consuming our thoughts, conversations, and TikTok feeds, Nicole Kidman’s new erotic drama Babygirl.From some strange on-set stories that will make you see the movie in a different way to the fascinating reason why Antonio Banderas was cast and the hidden details behind particular scenes, there ar

Cancelled Is Cancelled Feb 3, 2025 2388 The courtroom doors are closing one final time, but not before some serious drama unfolds in this explosive last episode of Cancelled.Sometimes the most dramatic cancellations happen behind the mic. Is there a feud? (Hint: yes). Are there accusations of laziness? (Obviously).Between reminiscing about Demi Lovato's ghost-serenading era and that time Michael Clarke took his shirt off in Noosa, we're

The Wildest Stories On 7th Heaven [throw back] Jan 8, 2025 886 Today we welcome an entire TV show into the Cancelled courtroom, 7th Heaven aka the Bible re-written for Fox 8.  So whether you sat through the random marathons on Saturdays or have never watched an episode we are here to prove to you how truly cooked this show was, and of course assign charges and sentences.  And we ask some very important questions like should a teenager go to jail ove

That Bizarre Emma Stone Casting Decision [throw back] Jan 6, 2025 850 Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades?  We're unpacking the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Including the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha.Listen to the full episode here: Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" Stone LIKE THIS EPISODE? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO: The &ldquo

Drew Barrymore: Unemployable By 14 [throw back] Jan 5, 2025 634 Drew Barrymore's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big celebrities onto her self-titled talk show and we all squirm while watching her interact.So why was she unemployable by 14?Listen to the full episode here: Drew "You're Too Close" BarrymoreCLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLE

Bennifer And The Box Office Disaster [throw back] Jan 1, 2025 930 This is a risk assessment we did on Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's relationship days before they broke up.For J-Lo and Ben, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more?Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli. Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, mar

Jojo Siwa Pissing Off The Internet [throw back] Dec 30, 2024 1045 Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom not so little one, we heard you invented a genre of music?You might know JoJo Siwa from Dance Moms or Nickelodeon or those big-ass JoJo Bows in children's hair, or you've probably seen her dressed as the rock band Kiss for no apparent reason. Listen to the full episode here: JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa. A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG TH

The Most Disastrous Press Tour Of All Time [throw back] Dec 29, 2024 880 Dakota Johnson, the star of Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom. This is a moment from our big episode on Dakota. Was she purposely trying to f*** Madame Web? Listen to the full episode here: Dakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson. WANT MORE? LISTEN TO THIS: Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" GreyBradley "You've Never Ev

What Miranda Kerr Packed In Her Hospital Bag [throw back] Dec 25, 2024 446 Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from.  We unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of cultural appropriation.   And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decid

The Divorce Rumour About Emily Blunt And John Krasinski [throw back] Dec 23, 2024 523 We investigate the real petty stuff here in the Cancelled courtroom. So, is it a crime to gossip with your husband on the red carpet and not let the rest of us in on it? You decide. Listen to the full episode here: Emily "Wait, Did You Say Divorce?" Blunt. LIKED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THESE: The Devil “We Can’t Agree On Nate” Wears PradaThe “Ryan Gosling’s

That Snarky Open Letter To Miley Cyrus [throw back] Dec 22, 2024 473 While Miley Cyrus has had the best of both worlds, she's certainly faced her fair share of controversy.  From that weird tongue thing to swinging on a wrecking ball, and of course that wild open letter from a concerned singer. Listen to The full episode here: Miley "That Open Letter" Cyrus. LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE TO LISTEN TO: The Story Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want T

Trad Wives, Kate Middleton & OnlyFans Scandals: Our Recap Of 2024 Dec 16, 2024 3552 Honestly, every year we joke that the year has been a train-wreck, but this one? Fully derailed and off a cliff and definitely not demure or mindful. So what happened this year? Meghan Markle’s jam went nowhere, JLo’s This Is Me… Now saga imploded, Barnaby Joyce fell off a planter box, and JoJo Siwa crowned herself CEO of gay pop. From Trump's assassination attempt to

Jennifer Garner: An Awkward Call Out & A Conversation About Suddenly 30 [throw back] Dec 12, 2024 2550 Jennifer Garner is 30 (not really), flirty and thriving! This week we welcome Jennifer to the Cancelled courtroom, for crimes like fatphobia and the worst crime of all (in our eyes) the movie Suddenly 30. So why is Suddenly 30 called 13 Going On 30 in every other country around the world? And, does every Gen Xers really know the dance moves to Thriller? You decide.  Plus, more of your Lazy Ge

Zendaya: Relationship Controversy & Dancing in Malls Dec 9, 2024 2801 Zendaya might just be the best thing to come out of Disney (for those who grew up watching Nickelodeon that’s a big deal). She seems to do no wrong. BUT there's the rumoured drama surrounding Euphoria, where Zendaya plays a teen struggling with addiction. Why is season three taking so long? Then, there's those times Zendaya danced like no one was watching in malls, or the so-called "controversy" a

Jacob Elordi: The College Scandal Girlfriend & Feedback For... Himself [throw back] Dec 8, 2024 2573 Jacob Elordi is a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly) Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK

Wicked: The Affair, The Press Tour & What You're Not Meant To Say Dec 2, 2024 3242 We are holding space/being held hostage by the biggest press tour of the year and we have no choice but to discuss the tornado that is Wicked Part One. It's absolute madness. Fans are overwhelmed, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are crying in every interview, and for those of us who haven’t dedicated our lives to the Wicked universe, we’re left with one overwhelming feeling: What is even happening

A Brutally Honest Review Of Gladiator II Nov 28, 2024 2649 If you've watched Gladiator II or you just love Paul Mescal, Joseph Quinn or Pedro Pascal and need someone to make sense of your feelings, then this episode of The Spill is what you need. These are unfiltered thoughts on Ridley Scott's epic action adventure, and from Paul Mescal and Denzel Washington's changing accents (and teeth) to the one question that infuriated the film’s creatives, nothing

Sabrina Carpenter: Love Triangles & Being Too Sexy Nov 25, 2024 2848 Gen Z pop icon Sabrina Carpenter has lyrics and dance moves that prudes hate (not us, obviously). What has brought the Short N Sweet singer to the Cancelled courtroom? Well, that depends. Maybe ask the churchgoers who weren't thrilled about her filming a music video in their sacred space with the words "RIP BITCH" written everywhere (spoiler: a preacher got fired). Or maybe ask the people who have

Ariana Grande: Storming Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot & A Snack Catastrophe [throwback] Nov 22, 2024 2185 Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is. This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoot, a very unfortunate tattoo and perhaps worst of all, the disrespect of innocent donuts. But does the

The Hills: That Plastic Surgery Scene & The Worst Person Ever Nov 18, 2024 2741 Don’t cancel us, but today, we’re dragging the guilty pleasure of an entire generation into the Cancelled courtroom. The Hills is the iconic "reality" series that aired from 2006-2010 as a spin-off of Laguna Beach, turning our brains into mush. We're assigning charges and sentences to everything from Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery transformation and fake pregnancy scare (that we now kind of unders

Paul Mescal: Ditching His Dates & That Viral Interview Nov 11, 2024 3005 Alright Normal People fans (and everyone who’s hopped on the Paul Mescal bandwagon since), Paul is the hot Irish heartthrob of your dreams but his crimes must be investigated. Hold up—is that Paul literally sprinting away from a girl in a park right now?Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, where we're putting the new Gladiator II star on trial. Think of it like the Colosseum, except instead of lion

Andrew Garfield: Calling In Sick, A Witch & A Very Big Flirt Nov 4, 2024 2702 We don't usually gush this hard in the Cancelled courtroom so we're sorry in advance.Andrew Garfield is a British actor known for playing Spiderman, until he didn't, which is something we get to in this trial.What has he excelled at? Films like The Social Network, The Amazing Spider-Man, and that memorable Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg. So, what brings him here? We're looking into his

Donald Trump: The Secret Tapes From The Apprentice & A Weird Theory About Exercise [throw back] Nov 4, 2024 3262 Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall. Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episod

Beyoncé: That Conspiracy Theory And Details Of An Affair Oct 28, 2024 2888 Sorry in advance to the Beyhive.... Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, welcome to the Cancelled courtroom! Look, this ain't Texas, and thank goodness for that, because their rules are slightly more intense than ours. Alright, Queen Bey, we’re not here to trash your talent (because let’s face it, her fans would hunt us down) and why would we? Your voice is Irreplaceable. But from failing to ref a family smac

Kim Kardashian: A Music Career And An Angry Pet [throwback] Oct 25, 2024 1534 Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In part one, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollip

North West: Keeping Kim Humble & That Lion King Performance Oct 21, 2024 2745 In the Cancelled courtroom today is the firstborn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, North West. But you’d never guess who her parents are from her lack of interest in the spotlight. I mean, it’s not like she stole the show in The Lion King musical while surrounded by actual trained performers or anything. Oh wait, that totally happened!Sure, as a kid, you’re usually figuring out who you are and wh

Ballerina Farm: A Secret Epidural And A Shit Birthday Present Oct 14, 2024 3005 ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!If you think Ballerina Farm means pigs with point shoes and tutus 1. that's really cute and 2. you're very wrong (unfortunately).Today we are diving into the world of ‘Trad Wives’ and more specifically the world of Ballerina Farm which is both a brand and a woman. Hannah Neeleman is a mumfluencer, a mother of eight children and has amassed a huge 10 million followers

The O.C: Seth’s Behind-The-Scenes Antics And The Issue With Marissa Oct 7, 2024 3134 Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom... BITCH!The O.C was an iconic TV show with three wealthy main characters: Marissa, Summer, Seth and troubled youth Ryan. Seth/Adam Brody was apparently just as focused on set as a sloth in a hammock (sorry if we've offended any sloths). The show ran from 2003-2007 but creators probably should've given up after season three when, SPOILER ALERT: Marissa died in a

Friends: A Deleted Scene & Very Weird Sex Stuff Sep 30, 2024 2877 If this show was new we'd be cancelling it for real but thankfully Friends began in the 90's where literally anyone's idea in the writers room was approved. We won't be putting the actors on the stand. However, we are welcoming the creators, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe to the Cancelled courtroom.Should a fake fat Monica and a very creepy Ross be the reason we stop watching Frie

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen: A Sexy Movie & Petty Fights Sep 23, 2024 3182 In the Cancelled courtroom today are arguably the second most famous twins, to us, but our similarities won't stop us from investigating their every move. We may not be lawyers, but we do have a Diploma of twin minds (that's not a real thing don't sue us). Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were baby stars, who got their first "acting" gig at 9 months old on Full House. Apparently they were difficult on s

Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time Sep 16, 2024 2828 American singer and songwriter Billie Eilish, welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom! You’re undeniably talented and, let’s face it, way too cool for us. You've been in the spotlight since you were 14, an age when our brains are still buffering, which might explain some of your less-than-thoughtful moments. Like that time she dissed sleepwalkers or bragged about having a poop festival with eight bathr

Donald Trump Part Two: Yelling At A Child & The Most Embarrassing Tantrum In History Sep 9, 2024 2508 Donald Trump has done so many ridiculous things that we needed another episode just to fit them all in before we hand down our verdict. During his four years as President of the United States there were absurd speeches, policies, and decisions that affected the entire world. Charges in this episode include the time he thought spending billions on building a "Great Wall" was a brilliant idea, that

Donald Trump: 12 Diet Cokes & A Bizarre Form Of Exercise Sep 2, 2024 3238 Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall. Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episod

It Ends With Us: Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni And A Theory Aug 26, 2024 3377 Here in the Cancelled courtroom we usually put celebrities to trial, sometimes we put movies on trial but never have we put an entire press tour on trial... and yet here we are. Today we're entering cold hard facts and vibes from the It Ends With Us promotional tour, from (alleged) feuding co-stars, to TikTok takes and the sheer crime of listing things. Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni are in the

Lady Gaga: A Very Public Feud & A Stinky Dress Aug 19, 2024 2323 Like her outfits there's always something outrageous surrounding pop icon and actress Lady Gaga... So welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Gaga "ooh na na". From the iconic but reportedly very stinky meat dress, to her questionable Italian accent in House of Gucci and that time she paid someone to vomit on her we unpack the life and crimes of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. And, let's not forge

Bennifer: When Your Marriage Has Too Much Content Aug 12, 2024 2807 For Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more?Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli (yes we've spoken about it before, yes it deserves another moment in Cancelled courtroom). Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, mar

Sex. Nudity. Scandals: We Need To Talk About The Olympics Aug 5, 2024 2675 The Olympics are wild (sometimes naked) and happen every four years, so you can only imagine what you're about to hear. It's been around since 776 BC and we don't know how it's taken us this long to bring it to the Cancelled courtroom.The games have introduced us to some of the most bizarre events imaginable and of course provided a sexy villa, I mean village*, for the fittest athletes in the worl

Drew "You're Too Close" Barrymore Jul 29, 2024 2313 Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Drew Barrymore, it's nice to meet you. Why are you fondling my hand? Drew is an American actress and producer, who started her career as a baby, before going on to star in The Wedding Singer, Charlie's Angels and Fifty First Dates.Drew's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big celeb

Zac "The Jaw Controversy" Efron Jul 22, 2024 2792 Actor, singer & extremely talented dancer Zac Efron soared and flied into our hearts while starring in High School Musical, but this doesn’t mean we can overlook his many misadventures. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Mr Efron, there are no shirts allowed in here.Remember the last time we saw Zac in a courtroom, he made us want to find a man like serial killer Ted Bundy? We'll also address

JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa Jul 15, 2024 2716 *Child star JoJo Siwa sprints into the Cancelled courtoom, jumps into the splits and demands a fair trial* Welcome not so little one, we heard you invented a genre of music?You might know her from Dance Moms or Nickelodeon or those big-ass JoJo Bows in children's hair, or you've probably seen her dressed as the rock band Kiss for no apparent reason.Does she deserve community service for humping to

Timothée “Um Have You Heard Him Sing?” Chalamet Jul 8, 2024 2645 Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom starring Timothée Chalamet, a man who switches his name depending on who he's speaking to. Today, we confront his 28 years of life, including his insane adolescent performances, how he's currently attempting to keep things private while dating Kylie (freakin) Jenner and how he volunteered to play Willy Wonka. Timmy Tim's resume is... extensive. Should he pay for

Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry Jul 1, 2024 2311 CLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!! Use code: ROBOT20 for $20 off an annual Mamamia subscription.Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom singer, songwriter and alleged nun killer Katy Perry. From releasing homophobic music, to cultural appropriation, to becoming one of the most successful pop musicians on the planet who filmed herself Big Brother style for 72 hours Katy has done it all. So do the

Jude "Poo Perfume" Law Jun 24, 2024 1733 USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTIONWelcome to the Cancelled courtroom the man behind the nanny cheating scandal and the greatest Christmas movie ever, The Holiday, Jude Law. While does have Law in his name...the actor has done some very questionable things like cheating on Sienna Miller, being related to some very untrustworthy characters and creating (and worse using) poo scented

Matthew "Alright, Alright, Alright" McConaughey Jun 17, 2024 2135 USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTIONAlright, alright, alright... court is in session and now it's time for Matthew McConaughey to stand trial. From outrageous quotes, to having a naughty mum, and personal confusion about his family ties, we unpack the life and crimes of the actor and author of some of the wisest quotes ever recorded. Including: “Man who invented the hamburger was s

Jennifer "Suddenly 30 Is Problematic" Garner Jun 10, 2024 2490 USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Jennifer Garner is 30 (not really), flirty and thriving but is she also a criminal? This week we welcome the other Jennifer to the Cancelled courtroom, for crimes like fatphobia, racism and the worst crime of all (in our eyes) the movie Suddenly 30. So why is Suddenly 30 called 13 Going On 30 in every other country around the world? And, does eve

Scarlett "Definitely Not AI" Johansson Jun 3, 2024 2692 WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE Today in the Cancelled courtroom we welcome Scarlett Johansson, she's a famous actor, singer and is definitely not the voice of AI and please stop asking... ScarJo is a twin which we obviously approve of, but her crimes on the other hand not great. Including supporting Woody Allen, casting controversies, choosing fizzy drink over charity and a question

Jessica "Honey" Alba May 27, 2024 1903 Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jessica Alba, aka Honey, aka the woman who made us think we (two white, extremely uncoordinated teenagers) could or should do hiphop. From building her own (controversial) business, to making movies (flops) to being so beautiful people literally pay to look like her, we unpack the life and crimes of Jessica. Do the charges fit the crimes? How many Honey's is to

Drake: "Too Many Diss Tracks" May 20, 2024 2591 Aubrey (yes that's his real name) Drake Graham is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor who has released such bangers as Take Care, Started From The Bottom, Hotline Bling and so on. More recently though, he has spent his time making diss tracks about Kendrick Lamar and we have some thoughts... His crimes include weird stuff with young girls, secret children and making the sort of music that a sexua

Kanye “Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong” West May 13, 2024 2221 According to Wikipedia, Kanye (Ye) West is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, fashion designer and the subject of widespread controversy. (Which almost feels like an understatement) This episode we welcome Ye to the Cancelled courtroom. Did we cover EVERY controversial thing this man has done? Absolutely not, it would take far too long and quite frankly it's the job for a re

Sydney “MAGA Hat” Sweeney May 6, 2024 2411 Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Sydney Sweeney: American actress, producer, mansion owner and the woman from all the SNL skits about how hot she is. While Sydney has starred in some of the biggest TV shows in literal history (The Handmaid’s Tale, Euphoria and The White Lotus) she is also the star of the cringe romantic comedy Anyone But You, which might be a crime. Her other crimes include, c

Introducing Our New Show: The Baby Bubble May 2, 2024 1686 We have a new podcast... introducing The Baby Bubble.Let's be honest, giving birth is like the most intense first date ever.You show up at the designated place nervously excited to meet your date, only for them to show up late and basically whinge the whole time.And then you're obligated to be with them. For the next 18 years.So what were our first reactions to our new babies? And maybe more impor

Emily "Wait, Did You Say Divorce?" Blunt Apr 29, 2024 2364 According to most Emily Blunt is an accomplished actor, an incredible singer and all-round green flag celebrity... But dig a little deeper and you'll find that she's 'taking jobs from hard working Americans', starring in too many Quiet Place movies and that she made a fatphobic comment 12 years ago (which she has since sincerely apologised for). That's right, this episode is petty but that's what

Claire "Cry Face" Danes Apr 22, 2024 2688 USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A YEARLY MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTIONClaire Danes is an American actress, who has been working in film and television since she was a teenager. She’s won Emmy’s and Golden Globes, and the award for the most intense cry face of all time. This episode we unpack her life and crimes like: the fact that Claire is banned from the Philippines, had an affair (allegedly) and starred in

Lizzo: "Fake Quit" Apr 15, 2024 2322 USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Is there a right way to quit? Not technically. But is there a wrong way? Without a doubt. This episode we unpack the life and crimes of Lizzo aka Melissa Vivienne Jefferson. Like the time she allegedly forged a DNA test, blasted a delivery driver and the more serious (and way less funny) accusation of creating a hostile work environment. And we

Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr Apr 8, 2024 2919 Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from. Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of culturally appropriation. And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a

Joe “The Second Most Famous” Jonas Apr 1, 2024 3175 USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly). Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp Rock 2. From the purity ring drama, to his divorce to Sophie Turner we assign charges and sentences...

Kate "Smarter Than You" Beckinsale Mar 25, 2024 2634 Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ. From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale. So is being a genius a crime or a point of diversity? And why hasn't Howard Stern visited the Cancelled courtro

Dakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson Mar 18, 2024 2783 Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom. From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-daughter. But are the sentences too harsh? Or should we "leave her alone, she's asleep"? Plus, more of

Bradley "You've Never Even Met Him" Cooper Mar 11, 2024 2492 Fact: A Star Is Born slaps. Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro. Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga. From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs and being a bad kisser (allegedly) we unpack the life and crimes of a man who still lives with his mother

Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" Stone Mar 4, 2024 2525 Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades? From lying about her name, to having too many best friends and not hustling enough for her success we unpack the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Plus, the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha. And, more of your lazy gewl stories! LIKE THIS EPISODE? Y

Miley "That Open Letter" Cyrus Feb 26, 2024 2770 Fresh off her first Grammy win, it's time for Miley Cyrus to face the Cancelled courtroom. The Flowers singer has grown up right in front of our eyes, and while she has had the best of both worlds - Miley has certainly faced her fair share of controversy. From that weird tongue thing to taking a wrecking ball to her pledge for a sober life, the star certainly can't be tamed. But, can she stop? O

Jacob “We Need To Talk About Your Girlfriend” Elordi Feb 19, 2024 2529 Jacob Elordi is everywhere at the moment, he's a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly) Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories and a chan

Birth: "Everything Smells Like A Farm" Feb 12, 2024 2634 Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently... again. And instead of celebrity crimes, we are cancelling the way in which most of us came to this earth... BIRTH. From the 'wet mess' to the smells and the pain we deep dive into all the reasons birth needs a logistical rethink. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. PSA: if you are about to give birth or are a bit squeam

Ryan "Performative Feuding" Reynolds Feb 5, 2024 2421 Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the husband of Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. This episode we dive into his life and crimes which include being a bit meh, bad acting and a fake feud which is very annoying. So what is Deadpool? And should Mr Reynolds consider one less business venture? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS:Blake "Is Tall" Lively SEND US YOUR LAZ

Lara "Where The Bloody Hell Are You” Bingle (Worthington) Jan 29, 2024 2512 How do you know when you've hit rock bottom? For Lara Bingle it was licking a battery for a radio stunt when she was meant to be in court for an alleged driving offence. Lara Worthington is a glamorous business woman and mother, but Lara Bingle was a lazy gewl with a passion for meat pies and one of the greatest reality shows known to man. This episode we unpack the life and crimes of the 'where

Still Guilty: Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant Jan 22, 2024 2798 In the 90’s Hugh Grant was the rom-com king but not all was as it seemed… It turns out the British actor wasn’t the bumbling yet adorable love interest we would see on scene, in fact he himself admits most of his costars despised him. This episode we ask the question, who really is Hugh Grant? We learn how a terrible movie lead to a string of bad decisions which saw him in ‘real court’. And why h

Still Guilty: Kendall "A Series Of Weird Decisions" Jenner Jan 15, 2024 2240 Kendall Jenner is in the Cancelled courtroom again, so we can take another look at her life and crimes. From controversial partnerships with Pepsi and Fyre Festival to denying she's a nepo baby, we look at all her weird decisions and assign charges and sentences. This episode was first published in February 2022 (no, the cucumber cutting incident hadn't happened yet). THE END BITS Want to try our

Still Guilty: Kate "Hunted A Prince" Middleton Jan 8, 2024 3150 Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom, Kate Middleton (yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no we don't care). From allegedly hunting a Prince, to wearing slutty nail polish, and coming from the wrong kind of family we look at all the crimes this royal lass has committed. But do the sentences fit the crimes? Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl stories. This episode was first

Still Guilty: The Patriarchy Jan 4, 2024 2354 Men are officially back in court! History has mainly been told from the perspective of men, so we think it's time for a little rewrite. From Adam and Eve to The Darwin Awards, The Dark Ages to golf - Clare and Jessie untangle history and how things might have been different if women were in charge. Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, the patriarchy is on trial. So... Are men cancelled?? This episod

Still Guilty: Gwyneth "You're Not Better Than Us" Paltrow Jan 1, 2024 2086 Welcome back to Cancelled courtroom, the gorgeous but controversial, Gwyneth Paltrow. Her crimes? Encouraging women to lay eggs and taking credit for inventing yoga and brining the term 'conscious uncoupling' to the masses. Will she be found guilty again? Listen to part two of this episode here. This episode was first published in October 2021. THE END BITS Listen to our episode about Biggest L

Still Guilty: Dr "Unqualified" Phill Dec 28, 2023 2165 Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom the entertaining but extremely unqualified Dr Phil. While, I Want To Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried To Frame Me For A Crime, is a great title for a show - it's pretty terrible for society. From an Oprah endorsement to allegations of workplace bullying, we look at all the evidence and decide if Dr Phil is can

Still Guilty: Ellen "Not As Nice As You Think" DeGeneres Dec 25, 2023 2207 Welcome to back to the Cancelled courtroom, the woman you watched when you were home sick from school Ellen DeGeneres. From not being nice all the time, to rejecting Dakota Johnson's birthday invitation and comparing her mansion to prison, we investigate her life and crimes. And we ask the question, is it illegal not to dance for fans on demand? This episode was first published in November 2021.

Still Guilty: Mariah "I Don't Know Her" Carey Dec 21, 2023 2337 Welcome back the Cancelled courtroom the unofficial (for legal reasons) queen of Christmas Mariah Carey. Usually in the CANCELLED courtroom, Clare and Jessie present 'legitimate and unbiased' evidence, and come up with ‘fair and just’ charges and sentences for the plaintiff. But, not this time. You see the pair love Mariah Carey too much to give her a fair trial, in fact the charge and sentence

Christmas: "A Lazy Gewls Least Favourite Holiday" Dec 18, 2023 1940 Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently and instead of judging the crimes of your favourite celebrity, we are putting Christmas on the stand. From over-committed schedules, to being too focused on kids and feeling kind of repetitive there's plenty of reasons why this is a lazy gewls least favourite holiday. But, do you agree with the charges and sentences? GET

Matt "Thinks He's Too Good Looking" Rife Dec 11, 2023 2418 LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom a man with a phenomenal jaw but questionable morals, Matt Rife. From making jokes about domestic violence and elder abuse, to touching Zendaya (leave the perfect angel alone), the Tiktok famous 'comedian' is front and centre of some of the internets most ridiculous controversies which we must unpack. So, can you be 'too hot' for comedy

Chris "Tall Poppy" Hemsworth Dec 4, 2023 2615 LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom real life Thor, aka Chris Hemsworth. From ruining a seaside town in New South Wales, to making consistent flops and stealing roles from his own siblings we unpack the life and crimes of one of Australia's best exports. And, we ask the all important questions like... is being successful a crime? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. TH

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