The Masters Of Ceremonies
A comedic Australian rules football podcast hosted by Ollie Geale, Oleg Markov, and Tony, three former players with over 100 AFL games between them. The show promises good laughs, good people, and intentionally terrible analysis, making it welcoming for both newcomers and die-hard footy fans. Each episode blends banter, anecdotes, and a love of the game, celebrating the quirks of AFL culture.
Episodes
Pendlebury Heads North feat Ruel
Pendles is off to the Gold Coast, and Sidey hangs up the boots.
The Fraser train keeps on rolling, were the Wildcards a success?
Plus Ruel joins us fresh off his appearance in the legends game and gettng billions of streams on his music.
Plus plenty more!
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Cars, Coaches and Frome Town
Essendon has a new coach, Leggy has a theory about the movie Cars and Frome Town FC are backing the pod
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Mitch Brown & Marnie Vinall From The MOC Towers
A heavier episode this week. Ollie and Leggy are joined by Mitch Brown and Marnie Vinall to unpack the fallout at the Sydney Swans, after the club stood down five players for the remainder of the season amid serious allegations and an ongoing police investigation. The panel talks through bigger questions being asked about culture and accountability across the competition. Less laughs than usual,
AFLW, Spuds Game & Concussions ft Serene Watson
Tony, Ollie and Oleg dig into the Geelong concussion scandal — the secret waiver that tried to hand Jake Kolodjashnij responsibility for his own brain trauma — before heading to Marvel Stadium for the sixth Spud's Game, where Carlton spoiled the day at both ends and Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera's hamstring left the Saints reeling. New St Kilda AFLW captain Serene Watson joins the lads to talk the armba
The Matilda Effect (with Broden Kelly)
This week Ollie, Tony and Leggy are joined by Broden Kelly, from comedy group Aunty Donna.
They chat Tony's BTS love, the demilitarised zone and the Mandela effect.. or was it the Matilda Effect
And there's plenty of FOOOOTY
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Fashion, Gambling and Churches
Ollie and Oleg are back in the chair for another big one!
This week the boys sit down with Damo from Prune Masters for a real talk about the growing issue of gambling advertising and betting culture creeping into the AFL — how it's affecting fans, players, and the game itself, and whether the league needs to pump the brakes.
Then it's a total gear change as Marcus from Homie jumps in the studio t
The Real Coach Of Tasmania with Dave Thornton
Ollie, Oleg and Tony are joined by comedian Dave Thornton to chat about his role in ABC's Ground Up, playing the coach of Tasmania's VFL side . As always, the boys go off on plenty of tangents along the way. Expect big laughs, footy chat, and classic Masters of Ceremonies nonsense.
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Trade Winds & Dimma Antics featuring Mitch Cleary
In this episode of Masters of Ceremonies, the boys kick things off with plenty of laughs, behind-the-scenes banter, and a chaotic but charming rundown of the week in footy. From match-day access and locker room stories to sleep-deprived parenting, World Cup drama, and a wildly overthought Dimma theory, it’s a classic mix of sport, storytelling, and ridiculous detours.They’re joined by Mitch Cleary
Paul Izzo post World Cup
Ollie and Oleg break down the latest around the AFL, sort out who's on merch duty for the new Pluto drop, and sit down with Socceroo Paul Izzo to talk World Cup, goalkeeping life and everything in between. Plus plenty more your footy fix with a side of good laughs and good people
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Mark Schwarzer Live From Miami
Ollie Geale, Tony Armstrong, and Oleg Markov are back for another big week breaking down the Top Ten race, settling some fiery footy debates, and diving headfirst into a conspiracy theory for the ages.
This week also brings a very special guest to the table, football icon Mark Schwarzer sits down with the crew to chat all things World Cup, sharing stories and insights from one of the greatest stag
The Scholz Goes On
The Masters of Ceremonies are back!
Ollie Geale, Tony Armsatrong, and Oleg Markov are back in the studio, catching up on life before things get serious. Leggy's navigating the chaos of early parenthood, which means the boys have plenty to say. They also get into the upcoming guest lineup (it's a good one), break down the World Cup, and sit down with Matilda Scholz.
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Down Underdogs
Ollie, Oleg and Tony are back — debating the AFL fixture and whether Perth teams are getting a raw deal on timeslots, breaking down Australia's World Cup upset, and attempting (and failing) to get someone stateside on the line for soccer kick-off times. Plus Leggy's diary delivers a genuine roundabout life hack that might be his greatest contribution to the show yet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com
Daddy Day Care
Oleg Markov, Ollie Geale, and Tony Armstrong reunite to recap all the action from the Big Freeze, share their takes on the World Cup, crack open another edition of Leggy's Diary, and shine a light on Omar Artan — the Somalian soccer referee who was banned entry to the United States. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Peace, Love and Mung Beans with Dr Karl
The boys are back, and this week they've got a very special guest: the one and only Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki. Co-host Oleg admits he's been nervous — not because he's starstruck, but because he's afraid Dr. Karl might answer too many of his beloved unanswered questions. What follows is a genuinely mind-bending science chat covering supersonic travel, orbital mechanics, and why astronauts are technica
Sacked Coaches & Green Footy with Tom Campbell
Ollie Geale, Oleg Markov and Tony Armstrong are back to break down everything that went down in footy this week. Rob from The Sash joins the boys to weigh in on the Brad Scott sacking and the swirling rumours around James Hird — and there's plenty to unpack there.
Then the crew sits down with Tom Campbell for a great chat about his AFL career and his passion project Footy for Climate, the initiati
Spy Gate, Gossip Harbor & Father Ollie
Ollie, Tony, and Oleg are back. This week the boys unpack the chaos of Spy Gate, share their thoughts on the video game Gossip Harbour, and celebrate some big personal news — Ollie Geale is officially a father. Same energy, new chapter. Don't miss it.
0:00 Intro
3:40 Ollie Become A Dad
9:45 Arsenal Premier League Champions
13:30 Spygate
21:10 Tony In Sydney
33:30 Debut Wee
40:30 Gossip Harbour
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The Tony Armstrong Show
Welcome back to another episode of the Tony Armstrong Show! Apparently.
Let's set the record straight, chat Voss and preview a big round.
We love you x
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Three In A Room And The Little One Said 'Bart Update’!
Welcome back to the MOC Towers with ALL THREE of us.
It's great to be back talking about football, life and the strength of a baby's shoulder. We're also joined by former Collingwood head physio Lachlan Fooks to chat through THAT Hawthorn injury.
We love you x
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Reflection Time For Tony
Oleg Markov and Tony Armstrong reunite at Masters of Ceremonies HQ, where Tony returns from filming at the Snowy River and Oleg fills him in on the chaos, mishaps, and surprises that unfolded while he was away. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Round 7 Preview + The People's Diary
Welcome back to the MOC Towers!
- Oleg tries to be Pod Dad with mixed reviews.
- We extend the diary invite out to the masses.
- We talk through a wild and wooly week in the league.
Send love to your friends and make sure they know it. x
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Paco Mark - Marnie Vinall + Paco Luciano
Join us for a biggy as we go to Vegas to chat with Streamer Paco Luciano.
We also talk headlines with Marns.
Enjoy!
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The Pig Sty Feat Koltyn Tholstrup
No Tone this week but we are joined by curly hair royalty and all round great person Koltyn Tholstrup.
- Gather Round
- Needle through the earth
- FIxing Essendon
You know the drill...
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Great Australian Bake(R) Off + Nick White
We have a huge episode from the MOC Towers today...
Bulldogs royalty Oskar Baker joins us.
Comedy great Nick White is also dipping his toes into the AFL.
Strap in.
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Long Time Listeners
Welcome back to The Masters Of Ceremonies.
We have a huge show for you this week:
Alex Neal-Bullen joins us from the airport
Marnie Vinall gives us all the big headlines
Gryan Miers calls in from G-Town
And Errol Gulden leaves a surprise voicemail for Tony.
We wish you all the best.
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The Masters Have Landed
Here we go.
Let's set the tone here at MOC HQ with the first ever episode. Treat this as a tone setter. Get to know us.
In this episode we touch on the first two rounds, Aaron Gocs brings Tony up to speed, Leggy shares his bizarre diary entries and we speak to Devil Sam Siggins ahead of their first game against Coburg.
It's messy, raw and we can't wait for you to come along for the ride.
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Introducing... Masters Of Ceremonies
Are you after your footy fix with a side of good laughs, good people and terrible analysis?
Whether you’re new to the game or you’re a one eyed life member that bleeds your teams colours, you are welcome.
With over 100 AFL games played, one legends game and three very hairy upper lips combined. Ollie, Oleg and Tony present: The Masters Of Ceremonies.
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