We Will Always Have
Join mates Christian Hull & Chrissy Hearn as they team up to bitch and moan about trying new things and experiencing life before their joints totally seize up and old age gets them. This podcast sees them take themselves way out of their comfort zone as they each surprise the other with some scary tasks. Think diving with sharks! Hear them debrief after each adventure and discuss their ailments each episode.
Episodes
Self Awareness
Christian and Chrissy chat about the people they hope never to become, the pressure of other people's expectations and the chaos of Christian's Mini Museum. Plus, a memory involving an unfortunate sneeze, uncontrollable laughter and a trip down memory lane to their first jobs.
The Swimsuit Struggle
Christian and Chrissy are back in Bali, where getting into a swimsuit becomes a seven minute ordeal. Plus, Chrissy reveals her very particular holiday standards, Christian questions whether his expensive Thermomix gift has ever been used, and the pair debate the essentials of a luxury getaway.
Four Camera Angles
Things get very revealing when the conversation turns to private sex tapes, filming from multiple camera angles and the reality of making money on OnlyFans. Plus, why brand deals are changing everything and the double standards women still face.
Turkey Teeth
From Botox and body confidence to dramatic facelifts and the pressure on women to age gracefully, Christian and Chrissie get brutally honest about cosmetic procedures, getting older and what they'd change if money were no object.
A Louis Vuitton Dream
From learning to put yourself first to the jaw-dropping reality of making money on Facebook, Chrissy and I get into regrets, success and the dream of buying a designer handbag. Plus, a hilarious revelation about just how much social media can pay!
The $50 Financial Meltdown
Christian and Chrissy tackle the generation gap, childhood trauma and whether Gen Z has forgotten how to take initiative. Then Chrissy’s son Charlie calls in with a financial crisis. Plus, Christian’s relaxing Bali getaway takes a dramatic turn.
Tickets to see Keith
From abandoned craft projects and pottery obsessions to husbands trying to be romantic, things get hilariously off track. Turns out some people can't handle a messy toddler, others can't finish a hobby, and nobody wants to be serenaded with a love song!
The Drama Of Business
Christian and Chrissy dive into the drama of running a business, from costly mistakes and financial meltdowns to Chrissy’s latest money- aking idea. Plus, can ChatGPT really tell you if your next big idea is a winner?
Attack Mid Episode
A chaotic bonus episode packed with rapid-fire “would you rather” questions, questionable general knowledge, a terrifyingly huge gecko and plenty of hilarious oversharing. Plus, Chrissy reveals her very early bedtime routine and the pair somehow end up discussing everything from breakfast radio to morning stretches.
Arrival At The Villa Of OUr Dreams
Christian and Chrissy arrive in Nusa Lembongan and discover their dream villa overlooking crystal-blue water. Between luggage dramas, choosing bedrooms and soaking up paradise, the conversation turns to solo travel, midlife gap years and why sometimes getting away from it all is exactly what you need.
Stuff My Beaver
In this bonus episode Christian unpacks a story about a persistent 86 year old 'client' who wouldn’t take no for an answer, leading to a fake engagement and marriage just to make him back off. Then Chrissy shares the much sweeter story of how she and Rick first met before things end with some very questionable pickup lines.
Christine Gets Bali Belly
The episode Chrissy suffers a sudden stomach disaster after accidentally having regular milk despite being lactose intolerant. With a ferry trip looming, the situation turns into a chaotic and very funny battle involving repeated bathroom runs, seasickness fears, and concern over whether the boat has a toilet. The episode later shifts into stories from their retreat, a misunderstanding that makes
Angel Numbers
From angel numbers and signs from the universe to the chaos of trying to master Instagram, Christian and Chrissy chat about the little things that make life feel lucky, and why sometimes you just have to believe.
Revivial Retreat Final Debrief
As the Bali retreat comes to an end, Christian and Chrissy reflect on the sound healing session that completely floored them, the friendships they’ve made, and just how far they’ve come spiritually. There’s also a $700 singing bowl, some questionable shopping choices and the very real fear that all this newfound enlightenment might disappear the second they get home.
I Hooked Up With A Celebrity
Christian and Chrissy get into celebrity crushes, hall passes and one very intriguing celebrity liaison that apparently can’t be named. Plus, Fifty Shades sparks a brilliant story about how Mum and Dad met, before getting competitive over the weight of a giraffe, moose and grizzly bear.
Revivial Retreat Day 5 Debrief
Day five in Bali sees Christian leaning even further into his spiritual awakening, while Chrissy remains hilariously unconvinced. From energy healing and mala beads to psychic predictions, social media wins and plans for a sound healing inside the Pyramids of Chi, the pair debrief another chaotic day of enlightenment, scepticism and plenty of laughs.
What Truth Do You Wish You'd Known
What do you only understand now that you wish you’d known when you were younger? Christian and Chrissy get into life’s fragility, whether regrets are actually just lessons, impulsive decisions, the strange twists that bring people into your life and, naturally, whether being an “ideas woman” counts if you don’t actually follow through.
We Had A Psychic Reading
Christian and Chrissy sit down for psychic readings in Bali and some of the messages are far more accurate than either expected. From loved ones coming through and predictions about their futures, to one prophecy that has already come true, the pair unpack an emotional and surprisingly convincing experience. Plus, Christian reveals a huge surprise about where their Bali adventure is heading next.
Chrissy Goes To The Logies
Chrissy hits the Logies red carpet and comes back with plenty to debrief. From celebrity encounters and unexpected new friendships to her prime table position and a very memorable late night cab moment, Chrissy gives Christian the full rundown on one of the biggest nights in Australian television.
Revival Retreat Day 4 Debrief
Day four of the Revival Retreat takes Christian and Chrissy deeper into the unexpected from intense breathwork and emotional breakthroughs to energy healing, vivid visions and a group medium reading that leaves even the sceptics questioning what they believe.
Our ALONE Journey Part 4
Six weeks after their SBS Alone Australia wilderness experience, Christian and Chrissy finally unpack the chaos. From survival training and freezing nights to bathroom disasters, back spasms, and very different opinions on camping, they reveal what really happened during their 24 hours in the bush and whether either of them would ever do it again.
Revival Retreat Day 3 Debrief
Christian and Chrissy debrief Day 3 of their Bali retreat, from a cleansing water temple ceremony and terrifying jungle swings to massages, spiritual breakthroughs and plenty of oversharing. As the pair lean further into retreat life, they reflect on what they’re learning about slowing down, staying present and embracing experiences well outside their comfort zones.
Our Alone Journey Part 3
Christian and Chrissy are about to swap comfort for the wilderness, taking on 24 hours alone in the bush to celebrate the new series of Alone Australia. In this bonus episode, they get some expert survival advice, reveal what their families really think of their chances, and confront the reality that this challenge might be far tougher and more revealing than either of them expected.
Revival Retreat Day 2 Debrief
A cacao ceremony sparks vivid visions, unexpected emotions and a string of very strange coincidences. Christian starts wondering whether the universe really is sending him signs, while Christy embraces Bali life, batik, monkeys and a little spiritual awakening of her own.
Our Alone Journey Part 2
Christian and Chrissy continue their Alone Australia bonus series after accepting SBS's challenge to spend 24 hours surviving in the Australian wilderness. From quitting full time jobs and new life chapters to survival fears and forgotten emails.
Revivial Retreat Day 1 Debrief
This episode is a day 1 debrief from Christian and Chrissy's Bali spiritual retreat. They reflect on their first day, including the welcome ceremony, guided meditation, Balinese blessing, and opening group session where participants shared personal stories. Christian is surprised by how emotional and vulnerable he becomes, while Chrissy reveals her struggles sitting on the floor.
Our Alone Journey Part 1
Christian and Chrissy kick off their Alone Australia bonus series after accepting SBS's challenge to spend 24 hours surviving in the Australian wilderness. From quitting full time jobs and new life chapters to survival fears and forgotten emails.
My Video Went Mega Viral
Christian shares the story behind one of his videos unexpectedly going mega viral, racking up millions of views and catching the attention of celebrities around the world. Along the way, he and Christy chat about fame, social media, and the surreal experience of watching the internet do its thing all with plenty of laughs from their Bali retreat.
Sharing Everything Online
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy chat crude jokes and random trivia to the pros and cons of sharing emotional breakdowns online. They reflect on vulnerability, imposter syndrome, dealing with criticism on social media, and the therapeutic value of speaking openly about difficult experiences.
Chrissy's Annoying Phone Case
Christian roasts Chrissy over all the little things she does while travelling, from her incredibly annoying suction cup phone case to restaurant ordering habits, mispronouncing names, and breakfast table chaos in Bali. Along the way, the pair also have a heartfelt conversation about body confidence, dealing with cruel social media comments, and how resilience can change the way we see ourselves.
Clothes Off, On The Couch
Christian puts Chrissy on the spot with a cheeky game of Have You Ever, from board games and dating disasters to the realities of modern hook-up culture.
Open The Door Quieter Please
Christian and Chrissy kick off their Bali spiritual retreat with very different expectations. While Chrissy opens up about battling imposter syndrome and her mission to help women reconnect through Still Social, Christian questions everything from tarot cards to retreats and whether he'll get anything out of the experience at all. It's a heartfelt, hilarious conversation about confidence, purpose,
Chrissy's Teenage Party Days
In this episode Christian & Chrissy chat teenage party disasters and awkward crush confessions as well as unexpected conversations about sex toys, gag reflexes and bizarre trivia, nothing is off limits.
A Tarot Reading Restaurant
Christian and Chrissy continue their Bali spiritual retreat with white butterflies, “signs” from the universe, ants in the tea, and a magical dinner where tarot-style cards decide the meal. What starts as a joke about woo-woo quickly turns into a surprisingly emotional reading about overthinking, listening to yourself, and what might come next.
Changing Plans
Ants In Our Tea
This episode follows Christian and Chrissy on day two of their Bali spiritual retreat, where breakfast quickly derails after ants are found in the tea. From sleep dramas and noisy doors to Chrissy’s very short-lived yoga attempt, the conversation spirals into tattoos, cosmetic procedures, Bali holiday decisions, and the possibility of matching frog tattoos when they get home.
Sex Life Like Cola?
Christian and Chrissy are back with a bonus episode full of chaotic laughs, caffeine confusion and Bali holiday energy. From ranking drinks by caffeine levels to debating spirit animals, unexpected flies and one very questionable Coca-Cola joke, this is the kind of loose, funny chat that goes exactly where you don’t expect it to.
The Mini Museum
Christian’s mini obsession has officially taken over. What started as a hunt for one tiny Aldi tomato sauce has turned into thousands of packages, a second bedroom full of sentimental treasures, and the beginnings of a full-blown Mini Museum. In this episode, Christian and Chrissy unpack the chaos, the unexpected generosity, and whether this tiny collection could become a very big legacy.
Sex Swing
In this bonus episode, Christian and Chrissy dive into a chaotic “Have You Ever” sexy-edition card game, covering everything from nude beaches and sensory nightmares with sand to whether a sex swing is ever making it into Chrissy’s house. What starts as cheeky oversharing quickly spirals into Bali bathroom embarrassment, housekeeper interruptions and a very firm message for Rick:
Chrissy Walks Out Into Traffic
Christian and Chrissy arrive in Bali for the start of their spiritual retreat, but the chaos begins almost immediately. From lost luggage and terrifying road crossings to questionable market purchases, fake designer fragrances, and Chrissy’s fearless step into oncoming traffic, their journey toward inner peace is already off track.
Documenting Life
In this bonus episode, Christian and Chrissy explore how they document their lives through photos, videos and writing and why journaling can feel like therapy. Plus, things take a very different turn when a box of questionable adult jokes comes out.
Welcome to Bali: Business Class, Bintangs & Spiritual Breakthroughs
Christian Hull and Chrissy Hearn are back for season six, and this time they’re swapping everyday life for Bali, Bintangs, business class drama and a seven-day spiritual retreat with Revival Retreats. From airport anxiety and economy-seat betrayal to singing bowls, psychic readings and unexpected breakthroughs, this season begins with laughs, chaos and the promise of something genuinely life
I Wrote Chrissy's Eulogy
Christian and Chrissy wrap up their Canberra adventure with plenty of laughs, a few confessions, and a look back at the moments that made the trip unforgettable. From stolen sesame ice cream and questionable walking etiquette to podcast numbers, possible sponsorships, and the big reveal of where they’re heading next, this episode is chaotic, honest, and very them.
We Paint Each Others Portrait
In this episode, Christian and Chrissy take their Canberra art gallery inspiration a little too seriously as they debate whether it’s ever too late to learn a new creative skill, from photography to portrait painting. The conversation quickly turns into a hilarious mix of art critique, café etiquette, online comments, and finally the big reveal of the portraits they painted of each ot
Caught in Bundeena
Christian records from a quiet cliffside spot in Bundeena - until he’s hilariously interrupted mid-podcast by locals. Between birthday distractions, phone dramas and a very honest recount of his nude beach experience, this episode is classic Christian: chaotic, candid, and completely unfiltered!
It's a Sign
In this episode, Christian and Chrissy unpack Chrissy’s chaotic Bali trip, from bidet disasters and lost phones to airport nightmares and travel anxiety. They also dive into signs, coincidences, tarot cards and whether the universe is trying to tell them something — all with the usual mix of yelling, laughter and oversharing.
Back in High School
In this episode of We Will Always Have Podcast, Christian takes us from the unexpected luxury of a boutique stay in Ballarat to the nerves of speaking in front of 250 Year 11 boys. Between hotel obsessions, body confidence, masculinity, mental health and the power of honest conversations with young men, this episode is funny, raw and surprisingly heartfelt
I Had Lunch With Australian Music Royalty
Christian and Chrissy hit Canberra for another chaotic episode full of wandering, reminiscing, and ridiculous revelations. Christian shares how he accidentally had lunch near Australian music royalty Kasey Chambers, before pulling off a very convincing fake Jackie Lambie photo prank that sends Chrissy into a spin — and sparks a hilarious chat about scams, AI and how easy it is to be fooled.
Spider In My Car
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian takes us inside a truly chaotic day involving a giant huntsman spider in his car, a full-blown panic spiral, helpful neighbours, a bug bomb, and a storm rolling in while he’s glamping at a winery. What starts as a simple trip to film at an antique fair quickly turns into peak Christian Hull: dramatic, hilarious, slightly traumatic, and comple
Tree Tops Emergency
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy take on the Tree Tops Challenge in Canberra, and it very quickly becomes clear they may have overestimated their bravery. What starts as a fun ropes course adventure turns into gale-force winds, wobbly ladders, panic counting, zipline chaos and Chrissy needing a rescue just a few steps in. It’s dramatic, ridiculous, terrifying and
Holiday Over 50
In this bonus episode, Christian and Chrissy chat from a plane about whether they could holiday alone. From London to Bali to what it's like being on a cruise or what Christian describes as an 'RSL on the water!'
Naughty gifts from Chrissy
In this episode Christian and Chrissy are recording from Jamala Lodge, where lions, giraffes and unexpected noises are all part of the chaos. Chrissy reveals she has scored a last-minute invite to the TikTok Awards, while Christian reveals what he has planned for her first - 12 metres in the air! They also dive into cancel culture, unexpected house guests, a very questionable 1970s relaxation
No phones
TRIGGER WARNING: This episode includes discussion around food habits and unhealthy relationships with food, which may be triggering for some listeners. Please use listener discretion. In this bonus episode, Christian and Chrissy chat from a plane about whether they could survive a full phone detox. Christian considers a silent retreat in the Blue Mountains, while Chrissy admits her phone has basic
We've Lost Our Minds
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into a hilarious game of "Balls Up" and share some laughs. They also chat about their recent trip to New Zealand, where Christian fell in love with the country's beautiful landscapes and tiny homes. Along the way, they discuss their experiences with memory and ADHD, including Christian's struggles with short-term memory and his bro
A Big Penis In The Middle Of The Road
In this episode of We will Always have, Christian and Chrissy are on an adventure in Canberra, exploring the city's top attractions. They visit the infamous Belconnen Owl, a sculpture that's got everyone talking. Christian's reactions are priceless as they discuss the artwork's, ahem, unique design.
Nominated For A Big Award
Go Boating
What A Drag
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have we reminisce about the good old days of clubbing in Sydney. They share stories of hitting Oxford Street, attending drag shows.
Trust The Process
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into their creative pursuits and passions. They visit a local market, where Chrissy becomes inspired by a basket-weaving stall and starts envisioning her own projects. They discuss the importance of letting go of perfectionism and embracing the process.
Bonus: Blind Boxes
In this bonus episode, Blind boxes, a popular collectible trend that's got everyone hooked. They compare it to the old days of collecting Footy cards and Tasmanian devils, but with a twist - it's now a multi-billion-dollar industry. Apologies for the noise we are on a plan together!
What's The Hype Around Matcha
In this episode, Christian and Chrissy are at it again, diving into a cooking challenge with a Thermo mix and an air fryer. They're putting their culinary skills to the test, but things get off to a rocky start as Chrissy struggles to operate the Thermo mix. Along the way, they chat about everything from their cooking mishaps to their favorite foods and even rank the top items on a hotel's lost an
Game On Mole: Deep In Thought
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and I dive into our latest game night experiment. We've sourced some second-hand games from thrift stores and are putting them to the test. We chat about our personal experiences with loneliness and how we cope with it. Christy shares her thoughts on being a parent and the importance of taking time for herself. We also play a fun game of Scateg
Empty Nest Syndrome
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into a thought-provoking discussion about life's transitions, particularly the empty nest syndrome. They share personal anecdotes and observations about the challenges of adjusting to life after the kids leave home. From the exhaustion of parenting to the newfound freedom, they explore the emotional highs and lows of this significa
Game On Mole: Trivia
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and I are testing out some secondhand games to see if they're worth playing on the podcast. We're digging through our collection and sharing our reactions as we go. From festive movie trivia to rapid-fire questions, we're having a blast trying to figure out the answers.
TAP N GO: Spending Christian's Money Without Looking At The Price
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into a dilemma about a husband who left his wife for another woman, leaving her with a child and no financial support. They discuss the complexities of relationships, self-worth, and the importance of taking control of one's life. Christian shares his own experiences with setting boundaries and prioritising his own needs, while Chr
Game On Mole: The Category Is.....
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, we dive into a game of Scategories, where we have to come up with words that fit different categories.
Going To Parliament House
We're hanging out in Parliament House, where we're trying to spot some politicians. We're not exactly experts, but we're excited to learn more about the inner workings of Aussie politics. He's sharing his thoughts on the passionate debates around gender-based violence and the importance of understanding the complexities of the system.
Game On Mole: It's In The Cards!
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, we pick a card, and Chrissy shares her honest answers to a question about what makes her the happiest. We discuss her journey as a mum, from raising three boys to navigating the empty nest, and how she's reinvented herself through various passions, including TikTok.
SURPRISE! Chrissy Is On 74 Billboards
Christian's got a surprise in store for Chrissy, and it involves a lot of billboards. You'll have to listen to find out what happens when they visit Westfield and Chrissy's face appears on a giant screen. But that's not all - they're also talking about their upcoming adventure, the TikTok Awards, and their thoughts on cancel culture.
Game On Mole: Mouth Guards Back In
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and I are playing a game of "What's Your Mouth?" where I try to guess phrases she's reading. We're having a blast, but things get a little weird when we start talking about Christmas movies.
Battle Of The Affiliate Codes
In this episode, Christian and Chrissy are back with a fun challenge. They're teaming up with Kitchen Language to see who can earn the most commission through affiliate marketing. But it's not just about the money, Christian and Chrissy are also discussing their personal experiences with guilt and shame, and how they've learned to navigate difficult situations.
Game On Mole: Scattered!
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have Christy, Christy and Chrissy dive into a fun game of Scategories.
Christian Sh*t's Himself!
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy are getting real about their latest adventure at Jamala Lodge. They dish out the tea on their hilarious dinner experience, from teapot twirling to cat lady stereotypes. But things take a turn when they dive into a heated discussion about reality TV, specifically Channel Nine's Travel Guides.
Game On Mole: Mouthguard's In
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and the host are playing a game of Watch Your Mouth, where they try to guess what the other is saying with a mouthguard.
Touching A Shark & Sleeping With Lions
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into their latest adventure at Jamala Wildlife Lodge. They're getting up close and personal with some incredible animals, from massive leopard sharks to majestic giraffes and even lions. But it's not all fun and games - they're also discussing safety protocols and code words of things go wrong.
Trivia Time
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Christy and the host dive into a festive game of movie trivia. They test their knowledge with a box of questions from a secondhand store.
Christians Questionable Driving
The conversation takes a turn when they discuss driving habits, with Christian's questionable skills behind the wheel leaving Chrissy in stitches. They also dive into a quiz about driving techniques, with Christian's responses sparking some heated debate.
Game On Mole: Scattered and Useless
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Christine and I are playing a game of Scattergories, where we have to come up with words that fit certain categories all starting with the same letter.
Trying To Do An Escape Room With Chrissy: Level Impossible
We take a wild ride through an escape room in Canberra, where things get heated and hilarious. From Chrissy's questionable navigation skills to our frustration levels reaching new heights, this episode is a must-listen. We're diving into the highs and lows of teamwork, communication, and just how far we'll go to escape a room filled with puzzles and surprises. I
Game On Mole: Watch Ya Mouth!
In this bonus episode, we're stepping up our game to two episodes a week, but it's not without its challenges. We are taking a break from our usual format to play some hilarious games we found at an op shop. "Watch Your Mouth," where we have to say phrases with a mouthguard.
