We Will Always Have
Join mates Christian Hull & Chrissy Hearn as they team up to bitch and moan about trying new things and experiencing life before their joints totally seize up and old age gets them. This podcast sees them take themselves way out of their comfort zone as they each surprise the other with some scary tasks. Think diving with sharks! Hear them debrief after each adventure and discuss their ailments each episode.
Episodes
Sex Life Like Cola?
Christian and Chrissy are back with a bonus episode full of chaotic laughs, caffeine confusion and Bali holiday energy. From ranking drinks by caffeine levels to debating spirit animals, unexpected flies and one very questionable Coca-Cola joke, this is the kind of loose, funny chat that goes exactly where you don’t expect it to.
The Mini Museum
Christian’s mini obsession has officially taken over. What started as a hunt for one tiny Aldi tomato sauce has turned into thousands of packages, a second bedroom full of sentimental treasures, and the beginnings of a full-blown Mini Museum. In this episode, Christian and Chrissy unpack the chaos, the unexpected generosity, and whether this tiny collection could become a very big legacy.
Sex Swing
In this bonus episode, Christian and Chrissy dive into a chaotic “Have You Ever” sexy-edition card game, covering everything from nude beaches and sensory nightmares with sand to whether a sex swing is ever making it into Chrissy’s house. What starts as cheeky oversharing quickly spirals into Bali bathroom embarrassment, housekeeper interruptions and a very firm message for Rick:
Chrissy Walks Out Into Traffic
Christian and Chrissy arrive in Bali for the start of their spiritual retreat, but the chaos begins almost immediately. From lost luggage and terrifying road crossings to questionable market purchases, fake designer fragrances, and Chrissy’s fearless step into oncoming traffic, their journey toward inner peace is already off track.
Documenting Life
In this bonus episode, Christian and Chrissy explore how they document their lives through photos, videos and writing and why journaling can feel like therapy. Plus, things take a very different turn when a box of questionable adult jokes comes out.
Welcome to Bali: Business Class, Bintangs & Spiritual Breakthroughs
Christian Hull and Chrissy Hearn are back for season six, and this time they’re swapping everyday life for Bali, Bintangs, business class drama and a seven-day spiritual retreat with Revival Retreats. From airport anxiety and economy-seat betrayal to singing bowls, psychic readings and unexpected breakthroughs, this season begins with laughs, chaos and the promise of something genuinely life
I Wrote Chrissy's Eulogy
Christian and Chrissy wrap up their Canberra adventure with plenty of laughs, a few confessions, and a look back at the moments that made the trip unforgettable. From stolen sesame ice cream and questionable walking etiquette to podcast numbers, possible sponsorships, and the big reveal of where they’re heading next, this episode is chaotic, honest, and very them.
We Paint Each Others Portrait
In this episode, Christian and Chrissy take their Canberra art gallery inspiration a little too seriously as they debate whether it’s ever too late to learn a new creative skill, from photography to portrait painting. The conversation quickly turns into a hilarious mix of art critique, café etiquette, online comments, and finally the big reveal of the portraits they painted of each ot
Caught in Bundeena
Christian records from a quiet cliffside spot in Bundeena - until he’s hilariously interrupted mid-podcast by locals. Between birthday distractions, phone dramas and a very honest recount of his nude beach experience, this episode is classic Christian: chaotic, candid, and completely unfiltered!
It's a Sign
In this episode, Christian and Chrissy unpack Chrissy’s chaotic Bali trip, from bidet disasters and lost phones to airport nightmares and travel anxiety. They also dive into signs, coincidences, tarot cards and whether the universe is trying to tell them something — all with the usual mix of yelling, laughter and oversharing.
Back in High School
In this episode of We Will Always Have Podcast, Christian takes us from the unexpected luxury of a boutique stay in Ballarat to the nerves of speaking in front of 250 Year 11 boys. Between hotel obsessions, body confidence, masculinity, mental health and the power of honest conversations with young men, this episode is funny, raw and surprisingly heartfelt
I Had Lunch With Australian Music Royalty
Christian and Chrissy hit Canberra for another chaotic episode full of wandering, reminiscing, and ridiculous revelations. Christian shares how he accidentally had lunch near Australian music royalty Kasey Chambers, before pulling off a very convincing fake Jackie Lambie photo prank that sends Chrissy into a spin — and sparks a hilarious chat about scams, AI and how easy it is to be fooled.
Spider In My Car
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian takes us inside a truly chaotic day involving a giant huntsman spider in his car, a full-blown panic spiral, helpful neighbours, a bug bomb, and a storm rolling in while he’s glamping at a winery. What starts as a simple trip to film at an antique fair quickly turns into peak Christian Hull: dramatic, hilarious, slightly traumatic, and comple
Tree Tops Emergency
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy take on the Tree Tops Challenge in Canberra, and it very quickly becomes clear they may have overestimated their bravery. What starts as a fun ropes course adventure turns into gale-force winds, wobbly ladders, panic counting, zipline chaos and Chrissy needing a rescue just a few steps in. It’s dramatic, ridiculous, terrifying and
Holiday Over 50
In this bonus episode, Christian and Chrissy chat from a plane about whether they could holiday alone. From London to Bali to what it's like being on a cruise or what Christian describes as an 'RSL on the water!'
Naughty gifts from Chrissy
In this episode Christian and Chrissy are recording from Jamala Lodge, where lions, giraffes and unexpected noises are all part of the chaos. Chrissy reveals she has scored a last-minute invite to the TikTok Awards, while Christian reveals what he has planned for her first - 12 metres in the air! They also dive into cancel culture, unexpected house guests, a very questionable 1970s relaxation
No phones
TRIGGER WARNING: This episode includes discussion around food habits and unhealthy relationships with food, which may be triggering for some listeners. Please use listener discretion. In this bonus episode, Christian and Chrissy chat from a plane about whether they could survive a full phone detox. Christian considers a silent retreat in the Blue Mountains, while Chrissy admits her phone has basic
We've Lost Our Minds
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into a hilarious game of "Balls Up" and share some laughs. They also chat about their recent trip to New Zealand, where Christian fell in love with the country's beautiful landscapes and tiny homes. Along the way, they discuss their experiences with memory and ADHD, including Christian's struggles with short-term memory and his bro
A Big Penis In The Middle Of The Road
In this episode of We will Always have, Christian and Chrissy are on an adventure in Canberra, exploring the city's top attractions. They visit the infamous Belconnen Owl, a sculpture that's got everyone talking. Christian's reactions are priceless as they discuss the artwork's, ahem, unique design.
Nominated For A Big Award
Go Boating
What A Drag
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have we reminisce about the good old days of clubbing in Sydney. They share stories of hitting Oxford Street, attending drag shows.
Trust The Process
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into their creative pursuits and passions. They visit a local market, where Chrissy becomes inspired by a basket-weaving stall and starts envisioning her own projects. They discuss the importance of letting go of perfectionism and embracing the process.
Bonus: Blind Boxes
In this bonus episode, Blind boxes, a popular collectible trend that's got everyone hooked. They compare it to the old days of collecting Footy cards and Tasmanian devils, but with a twist - it's now a multi-billion-dollar industry. Apologies for the noise we are on a plan together!
What's The Hype Around Matcha
In this episode, Christian and Chrissy are at it again, diving into a cooking challenge with a Thermo mix and an air fryer. They're putting their culinary skills to the test, but things get off to a rocky start as Chrissy struggles to operate the Thermo mix. Along the way, they chat about everything from their cooking mishaps to their favorite foods and even rank the top items on a hotel's lost an
Game On Mole: Deep In Thought
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and I dive into our latest game night experiment. We've sourced some second-hand games from thrift stores and are putting them to the test. We chat about our personal experiences with loneliness and how we cope with it. Christy shares her thoughts on being a parent and the importance of taking time for herself. We also play a fun game of Scateg
Empty Nest Syndrome
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into a thought-provoking discussion about life's transitions, particularly the empty nest syndrome. They share personal anecdotes and observations about the challenges of adjusting to life after the kids leave home. From the exhaustion of parenting to the newfound freedom, they explore the emotional highs and lows of this significa
Game On Mole: Trivia
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and I are testing out some secondhand games to see if they're worth playing on the podcast. We're digging through our collection and sharing our reactions as we go. From festive movie trivia to rapid-fire questions, we're having a blast trying to figure out the answers.
TAP N GO: Spending Christian's Money Without Looking At The Price
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into a dilemma about a husband who left his wife for another woman, leaving her with a child and no financial support. They discuss the complexities of relationships, self-worth, and the importance of taking control of one's life. Christian shares his own experiences with setting boundaries and prioritising his own needs, while Chr
Game On Mole: The Category Is.....
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, we dive into a game of Scategories, where we have to come up with words that fit different categories.
Going To Parliament House
We're hanging out in Parliament House, where we're trying to spot some politicians. We're not exactly experts, but we're excited to learn more about the inner workings of Aussie politics. He's sharing his thoughts on the passionate debates around gender-based violence and the importance of understanding the complexities of the system.
Game On Mole: It's In The Cards!
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, we pick a card, and Chrissy shares her honest answers to a question about what makes her the happiest. We discuss her journey as a mum, from raising three boys to navigating the empty nest, and how she's reinvented herself through various passions, including TikTok.
SURPRISE! Chrissy Is On 74 Billboards
Christian's got a surprise in store for Chrissy, and it involves a lot of billboards. You'll have to listen to find out what happens when they visit Westfield and Chrissy's face appears on a giant screen. But that's not all - they're also talking about their upcoming adventure, the TikTok Awards, and their thoughts on cancel culture.
Game On Mole: Mouth Guards Back In
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and I are playing a game of "What's Your Mouth?" where I try to guess phrases she's reading. We're having a blast, but things get a little weird when we start talking about Christmas movies.
Battle Of The Affiliate Codes
In this episode, Christian and Chrissy are back with a fun challenge. They're teaming up with Kitchen Language to see who can earn the most commission through affiliate marketing. But it's not just about the money, Christian and Chrissy are also discussing their personal experiences with guilt and shame, and how they've learned to navigate difficult situations.
Game On Mole: Scattered!
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have Christy, Christy and Chrissy dive into a fun game of Scategories.
Christian Sh*t's Himself!
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy are getting real about their latest adventure at Jamala Lodge. They dish out the tea on their hilarious dinner experience, from teapot twirling to cat lady stereotypes. But things take a turn when they dive into a heated discussion about reality TV, specifically Channel Nine's Travel Guides.
Game On Mole: Mouthguard's In
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and the host are playing a game of Watch Your Mouth, where they try to guess what the other is saying with a mouthguard.
Touching A Shark & Sleeping With Lions
In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into their latest adventure at Jamala Wildlife Lodge. They're getting up close and personal with some incredible animals, from massive leopard sharks to majestic giraffes and even lions. But it's not all fun and games - they're also discussing safety protocols and code words of things go wrong.
Trivia Time
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Christy and the host dive into a festive game of movie trivia. They test their knowledge with a box of questions from a secondhand store.
Christians Questionable Driving
The conversation takes a turn when they discuss driving habits, with Christian's questionable skills behind the wheel leaving Chrissy in stitches. They also dive into a quiz about driving techniques, with Christian's responses sparking some heated debate.
Game On Mole: Scattered and Useless
In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Christine and I are playing a game of Scattergories, where we have to come up with words that fit certain categories all starting with the same letter.
Trying To Do An Escape Room With Chrissy: Level Impossible
We take a wild ride through an escape room in Canberra, where things get heated and hilarious. From Chrissy's questionable navigation skills to our frustration levels reaching new heights, this episode is a must-listen. We're diving into the highs and lows of teamwork, communication, and just how far we'll go to escape a room filled with puzzles and surprises. I
Game On Mole: Watch Ya Mouth!
In this bonus episode, we're stepping up our game to two episodes a week, but it's not without its challenges. We are taking a break from our usual format to play some hilarious games we found at an op shop. "Watch Your Mouth," where we have to say phrases with a mouthguard.
Off To Canberra To Cause Chaos
We're back with a brand new season of We Will Always Have. This time, Chrissy and I are taking the golf cart to Canberra, where we're about to embark on a wild adventure. We're catching up after four months apart, and I'm feeling a mix of excitement and exhaustion. As we hit the road, we chat about everything from our personal lives to our plans for the day. We're heading to Parliament House, wher
REWIND: ****ing in an open home
It deserves a re-visit! The time Chrissy needed to 'go' in an open home.
REWIND: Getting to know Chrissy
In this episode we go back to Mothers day questions on how well do Chrissy's son's know her and Christians issues with the golf cart.
REWIND: Escape Room Hell
In this episode we go back to the day Christian & Chrissy tackled an escape room and celebrated national hydration day.
REWIND: Dangling in the air
In this episode we go back to Christian & Chrissy's trip to Brisbane, where they ate dinner whilst dangling off the side of a building.
What Went Down At The TikTok Awards (Chrissy Went)
Chrissy and I debrief about her attending the 2025 TikTok Awards. THE NIGHT OF NIGHTS!
REWIND: Discount facelifts & plant insurance
In this episode we go back to Christian & Chrissy's fine dining experience and the most hilarious sponsorship ads.
REWIND: Back to Lombok
In this episode we go back to the cruise and the memorable trip to Lombok.
LAD Bible Want US!
The episode kicks off with a deep dive into a viral TikTok about a mother-of-the-bride attempting to wear a white wedding dress to her daughter's wedding. What follows is a rollercoaster of topics including an emergency bathroom situation that went viral, expensive impulse purchases, and the hosts' ongoing debate about their next travel destination. Timestamps and Key Takeaways: **4:30** - The vir
Meet The Fockers
In this episode Chrissy meets Christian's parents; her first mistake was bringing a gift for one, not both, and as expected, there were many more!
Chrissy Gets Nominated For An Award
The only thing you need to listen to is at 11:19 when the Golf Cart is struggling. We were yet to realise that Chrissy was driving in 3rd gear for the entire trip...IN AN AUTOMATIC! if you know you know....listen to the earlier episodes and hear the moment I tell you about realising Chrissy really cannot drive.
Chrissy Gets A Celeb Following Her
Friendship, Fame, and Ghosting: The Art of Social Escape Ever wondered what happens when two friends get real about social anxiety, celebrity crushes, and the art of ghosting a party? This episode of "We Will Always Have" takes listeners on a hilarious journey through the Blue Mountains as hosts navigate everything from awkward Airbnb experiences to unexpected celebrity social media interactions.
Chrissy's Driving Is So Bad...The Intervention.
Are you truly a good driver? Confronting driving habits, dog owners in cafes, and an embarrassing bathroom emergency that will leave you in stitches. The chemistry between these friends creates moments of pure comedy as they navigate winter in the mountains and debate everything from identity politics to the proper number of nuts in a Snickers bar. Join us for a journey filled with stunning mounta
Chrissy Gets Mistaken For My Mother.... Again.
The conversation takes a sweet turn as they visit a beloved candy store in Leura, sampling everything from traditional musk sticks to imported chocolate and sour lemon bombs. But the real highlight comes at the end when a case of mistaken identity in social media comments leads to an uproarious late-night revelation that will leave you in stitches. **00:00 - 05:30:** Celebrity guessing game "Who A
Most Horrific 90's Home Decorating Show Ever
After an embarrassing bathroom incident at an open home Christian receives an email from the real estate agent. Christian introduces Chrissy to the worst home decorating show from the 90's. - 3:15 - The infamous castle open house bathroom incident that left one host mortified- 12:40 - Celebrity guessing game reveals hilarious pop culture knowledge gaps- 24:30 - The discovery of "Decorating S
Christine Needs The Bathroom (EMERGENCY…It’s Coming)
Oh my god, I can't believe this happened! Join hosts Christian and Christine on an open home tour gone horribly wrong in a multi million dollar castle. When nature calls at the most inappropriate time, hilarity and humiliation ensues. Picture this - an English Tudor castle backing onto a prestigious golf course, listed for a cool $2 million. Our hosts arrive eager to tour this unique property but
1970’s “Dolly Doctor” Was Wild!
Get ready for hilarious stories, candid conversations, and a deep dive into 1970s advice columns in this can't-miss episode. Christine shares heartfelt memories of her mom and brother who recently passed away. She opens up about her experience with grief and the 'freak show' of emotions that comes along with it. We also can't stop laughing as we attempt to guess which is longer - a giant salamande
270m On The Roof Of A Cable Car
Christian forces Chrissy to risk her life by climbing on top of cable car dangling 270m in the air and Chrissy's son Charlie joins in on a game of 'would you rather.
We Hear An Intruder In Our Airbnb And Freak Out
In this episode the guys go into panic mode when confronted with an intruder, they visit another open home which Christian thinks is perfect for Grinder hook ups and a game of Would You Rather results in Chrissy not being able to look Christian in the eye for at least 2 weeks.
Don’t Ask The Price Just Buy It!
Christian gives Chrissy his credit card and tells her she can BUY WHATEVER SHE LIKES without looking at the price. They play an uncomfortable games of 'would you rather' and are approached by a man during their recording session at Scenic World and he does something they have NEVER experienced before or hope to again.
Riding The Worlds Steepest Railway
Another 'trigger warning worthy' Would You Rather? They visit an open home that's seen better days -"buyers regret" and they become the least grateful riders of the Scenic Railway!
Chrissy Asks Christian To Remove Her Bra!
The hilarious duo is back with tales from their recent trips to Bali. Get ready for non-stop laughs as they recount their adventures navigating the streets of Bali, surviving disastrous early morning excursions, and of course, shopping for outrageous souvenirs.Things take an unexpectedly intimate turn when Christine asks Christian for help removing her bra due to a frozen shoulder. Christian agree
Scoring Big? At Local Op Shops. We Reveal Our Finds.
Get ready for a hilarious and cringeworthy episode as the hosts go op-shopping in the Blue Mountains and share their finds and fails. From fake designer bags to hideous home decor, you'll be laughing out loud at their adventures in secondhand shopping. The episode starts off with the hosts arriving at their Blue Mountains vacation rental and giving listeners a tour of the gorgeous cliffside proper
Chrissy Picks Up Christian IN A BOMB For Their Trip Away.
Chrissy's car makes an appearance (or should we say multiple appearances) in this hilarious episode recorded during their Blue Mountains adventure. Buckle up and get ready for the ride! Join your hosts as they embark on season four of the podcast together in the chilly Blue Mountains. After a chaotic start involving Chrissy's inability to pick up her co-host on time, they finally hit the road. The
How To Parent? Parenting Dilemmas
Chrissy and Christian dive into the chaos of parenting multiple children - from almost killing his brother to wearing the same 'get along' t-shirt. Grab a glass of wine and get ready to commiserate. In this hilarious episode, Chrissy and Christian read listeners' questions about parenting dilemmas. Topics include managing kids with large age gaps, having a favorite child, and teaching kids manners
Chrissy Smashed Christian’s Pottery!
Backseat driving, road rage, and tech support - we're going there in this juicy episode! Christian and Chrissy take us on a wild ride through their driving habits and family relationships. The hosts chat about their driving quirks and pet peeves. Christian admits to being an aggressive driver while Chrissy aims to avoid confrontation at all costs. They discuss their parents' lack of tech savvy and
Is TEMU Any Good?
Christine and Christian discuss controversial chocolate preferences, the pros and cons of online shopping sites like Amazon and Temu, relationship red flags like going through your partner's phone, and more on this fun and lively podcast episode. In this episode of the We Will Always Have podcast, hosts Christine and Christian chat about a variety of topics while trying chocolate bars in Brisbane.
We Order The $450 Caviar? Chrissy Reads Fake Ads (She Thinks They Are Real)
The We Will Always Have podcast is back with hosts Chrissy and Christian exploring Brisbane! In this hilarious episode, the duo tries out an extravagant new restaurant, negotiates for caviar, and Christian tests just how far he can push Chrissy by having her read increasingly absurd fake ads. Their chemistry and banter make this a standout episode you won't want to miss! Christian tricks Chrissy i
Chrissy’s Failed Crafting Business Endeavours
Laugh along as Christian and Chrissy share their wildest business venture ideas that never quite took off. From glitter bath bombs to spoon ring making, these two have tried it all in hopes of striking it rich. But as they soon found out, entrepreneurship isn't as easy as it looks.Get ready for some hilarious stories of failed attempts at Etsy businesses, soap making, and food tours gone wrong. Yo
Chrissy Makes Christian Buy An Expensive Antique
In this episode, Christian takes Chrissy to his local antique store, where they have a budget for a gift for each other. By the end of it, they are the owners of some crazy shit and decide they are now antique investors!
Trying The Brooki Cookie!
In this episode, Christian reveals his fear of death and the drastic lengths he'd go to to change the order of who dies first! And their first ever experience at Brookie's Cookies.
The Tarot Reading
In this episode Christian reveals the accuracy of his Tarot reading and Chrissie goes to town on his so called 'garden'.
Bluey's World
In this episode we brave the kids and head to Bluey's World, yes, as 2 fully grown adults kid free. And obviously it's always gripping podcast content to taste test THE BEST CHIPS on the market!
In The Way
After getting into the groove of recording these episodes, we discuss the direction of where we want this podcast to go. Christian reveals to Chrissy he hates getting in the way of others, so she tests him by making him stand in the way in Woolworths.
MAFS SUCKS
Christian needed to discuss Chrissy's obsession with the trash reality show and how vulgar it has become.
The Mothers Day Quiz
With Mother's Day on the way, Christian surprised Chrissy with a quiz involving her three sons!
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