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There have never been three more sophisticated, informed, or serious MotoGP commentators than those screaming bastards on Italian TV. Or those stuttering Pom pumpernickels who keep saying “penultimate” because its fancier than “second-last”. They’re pretty good at this MotoGP commentary stuff. And there’s a few Spanish commentators who are the top of their game. We’re not them.
Episodes
Moto PG 205: Hide the Family Hog
And suddenly the Championship is interesting. Six weeks ago it looked like the season belonged to Aprilia but seemingly out of nowhere it has turned into a five way fight for the title. The crew breaks down a great weekend of racing at Assen plus Iannone has been in touch with an update, Borrie has a poem his wife thought he shouldn't read aloud and Dear George laments the ongoing saga of
Moto PG 204: Well That's a Slap in the Face
Cal Crutchlow was hot (as were the Czechian girls), Bez lost his mind and - predictably - Marc Marquez walked away with the points. Just another ho-hum weekend of the greatest sport in the history of the world. Our three wannabe analysts (plus special guest Pete Voorst from Compass Expeditions) break down all that plus indulge in the usual madness that has made this podcast what it is tod
Moto PG 203: At Least He Found His Hat
It's Borrie's worst nightmare come to life. Not only did Marc Marquez do Marc Marquez things in Hungary at the weekend but Tug has done the calculations and it seems that mathematically the Spaniard can still win the championship. Pray for the Big Man (and anyone nearby to him if Marquez pulls off what seemed impossible just three races ago.) The boys discuss that plus the racing in all t
Moto PG 202: The Studio of our People
Is Aprilia the new Ducati? Is Trooper Lu our new home? How long before we get deplatformed from YouTube? These questions and more answered in episode 202 as the boys record from a new venue and Aprilia continues to flip the script on their Italian cousins with a 1-2 finish at Mugello. But as always that's just part of the fun as we hear from Jake Dixon after his first ride back from injur
Moto PG 201: The Cervix in his Neck is Damaged
It's usually said in jest but 'At least nobody died' describes the weekend at Catalunya perfectly. There are some broken bodies and one exploded motorcycle but rarely has it been truer to say genuinely 'At least nobody died'. Which is good news because it means our three intrepid hosts can be their usual juvenile, puerile, profane selves. And that they are in episode 201 with analysis of
Moto PG 200: Ah, the French. What more can you say?
It is fitting that this, a milestone episode of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe, should fall on the week of one of the great annual Moto GP events. Like so much in life (language, wine, cheese, women, sex) the French just get it right. That is not, of course, true for our three intrepid analysts. In fact, you could make the case for the opposition without having to expen
Moto PG 199: Victorian Sex Lotion
There's only one thing worse for Borrie than Marc Marquez winning and that's Alex Marquez winning. But the big man doesn't let that bring down the mood as Compass Expeditions boss Peter Voorst fills in for Freido and the boys experience recording in a real studio for the first time. They break down all the weekend's racing action (go Senna!) plus there's updates from Jack Miller and 'Mass
Moto PG 198: Kev Stephens and the Isle of Man TT
There is racing motorcycles and then there is the Isle of Maan TT. It takes a special level of...what's the word...madness? Courage? Whatever it is Kev Stephens has it and he tells Borrie and Tug all about it ahead of lining up in one of the world's most famous motorcycle races in May. Tune in for a chat with a difference then go to Patreon and sign up for the Patreon Pit crew. Or go to
MotoPG197: Mick Doohan stars in The Master and the Apprentice
It's almost unheard of to hear from Mick Doohan (see what I did there?) so this episode is a rare opportunity to listen to one of the true greats of the sport. Doohan agreed to be part of a fundraising evening with friend of the pod Jacob Roulstone and our own Tug McClutchin was asked to MC/interview/conduct the chat. It's brilliant and we hope you enjoy it as much as Tug (and the crowd)
Moto PG 196: It's Just Glorious...
There's a theme developing in 2026 and after his suffering of the past few years it seems Borrie might be in for some relief. That's because Marc Marquez has so far been an afterthought while Aprilia - and especially Bez - run rampant. All three classes entertained and enthralled this week while the Bagger racing exceeded expectations. All in all, 2026 is looking pretty damn interesting.
Moto PG 195: There's a hole in my racetrack Dear Simon, Dear Simon...
Well that was...something. MotoGP Season 2026 is nothing if not interesting as Aprilia emerge as the Ducati of this season and Ducati...well, they have their own problems. The track was short, crumbling and in the lead up was flooded but somehow the greatest sport in the world managed to put on an enthralling show. And what does this tell us about what to expect for the rest of the season
Moto PG 194: The Gallipoli Brothers
It's back, bitches, and it's already glorious. The 2026 Moto GP season couldn't have got off to a better start with storylines aplenty both on and off the track. With Baby Jeebus taking it to Marc Marquez, Bez doing what we know Bez can do and not a single Ducati on the podium it was a hell of a teaser for the year to come. The boys wrap up all that plus introduce some new segments (Jack'
Moto PG 193: Don't Shoot the Messenger
It's not our fault Moto GP has left Phillip Island, we were just the ones who told you. The shit hit the fan after the offical announcement that the fastest men on earth would be racing in Adelaide instead of Victoria from next season and lots of people seem to think that means we're to blame just because we told you it would happen last October. Such is the burden of being the real news
Moto PG: Indian Summer Sessions Jake Dixon
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Moto PG 191: Indian Summer Sessions: Testing
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Moto PG 190: Indian Summer Sessions Hayden Belgrave Big Chiefs Customs
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Moto PG 189: Indian Summer Sessions Matt BIrt
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Moto PG 188: Indian Summer Sessions Jacob Roulstone
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.
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Moto PG 187: Indian Summer Sessions JJ Nahlous
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.
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Moto PG 186: Indian Summer Sessions Jack Appleyard
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Moto PG 185: 2025 Indian Summer Sessions Troy Herfoss
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Moto PG 184: 2025 Indian Summer Sessions Christmas Special
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Moto PG 183: Show Us Your Mothers
So the 2025 racing is done and dusted and one of the more unusual seasons in GP history is now consigned to the history books. It was undoubtedly the year of Marc Marquez (sorry Borrie) but there are more questions than answers heading into 2026 and the lads break down not only what has been but what might be to come next year. That's the serious stuff (or as close as it gets around these
Moto PG 182: Making All The Choomlas Buzz
And so the penultimate round of the 2025 season is done and dusted (sorry Borrie) and there was plenty to keep fans interested. Much of it, however, was not visible to the naked eye so it's a good thing our three intrepid analysts are here to bring you all the stuff you missed including Borrie's Poem, We Told You so (it's a good one this week) and the Simone Flatterson Manboob Care and Gr
Moto PG 181: Better late than never
If we're honest, the boys know that the show they recorded at The Rampage was 'not their best work'. Sure, Robbie Phillis was great and so was Struth (for our Patreon listeners) but the rest was - how can we put it diplomatically - rubbish. So, to make up for it they hauled themselves into the studio over the weekend to give you a proper rundown of the Malaysian GP. And it's good they did
Moto PG 180: It Looks Like a Tiger Snake
So the lads hosted The Rampage this past weekend which means they were unsupervised and in charge of their own audio. The results, not surprisingly, weren't great for the most part but they did capture this brilliant interview with one of the genuine legends of Australian and world motorcycling, Rob Phyllis. Enjoy.
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Moto PG 179: Phillip Island
Well, what to say about all that? Plenty, as it turns out. Boris, Tug and Freido sit down in a room at the Sea Horse Motel to wrap up an incredible weekend of racing highlighted by friend of the pod, Senna Agius, grabbing an emotional win in Moto 2. There's also an appearance from special guest and another friend of the pod, Simon Crafar. It's winning all round!
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Moto PG 178: She was Made of Sexualised Peanut Butter
Sexualised peanut butter is an interesting idea but somehow, after Boris explained it, it all made sense. Listen in to hear for yourself because there's that plus the Big Man's poem and Peter Voorst of Compass Expeditions joins us in the studio because Freido is in Indonesia. That didn't stop the mad Italian from dialling in then dropping out then dialling back in again on repeat but the
Moto PG 177: I Love To Have a Beer With Pedro...
If you ask Boris (and even if you don't), he will tell you there was only one, small positive from Marc Marquez wrapping up his Ninth title at the weekend and it was of almost no comfort to the big man. A few episodes ago, the lads predicted the Spaniard would claim the title in Japan, and he did. That's it. That's the positive. Yet even Boris acknowledges - grudgingly - what a special ta
Moto PG 176: Toys R Us
Freido joins from north of the border as the lads dissect one of the more interesting weekends of racing from San Marino. The Italian fans left Marc Marquez in no doubt what they thought of his victory but even the most savage critic (looking at you, Boris) can't help but be impressed by the Spaniard's other worldly talent. As Marquez marches towards history there's plenty more to talk ab
Moto PG 175: Phil Your Boots...
The only thing worse than Marc Marquez winning is Marc Marquez letting his brother win instead. So spare a thought for Borrie as that's exactly what happened in Catalunya at the weekend and the less said about it the better (though to be fair, the big man does have A LOT to say about it regardless). Tune in for plenty of discussion about that, some of the best Moto 3 racing of the season,
Moto PG 174: Big Tattooed Hands and an Aroma
Like the White Rabbit in Alice in Wonderland the boys are very, very late this week. And just like that fabled children's tale it's madness from start to finish on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe as the lads reflect on a race that happened nearly a week ago in a country that seems uninterested in the sport on a track that is as dangerous as it is remote. But racing there
Moto PG 173: What's the rush?
Circumstances have conspired against the crew this week and recording of the Hungary ep[isode isnt happening at the usual time. Instead it will be Saturday so you should have this in your ears Sunday.
but don't take my word for it, press 'play' and let Tug tell you himself...
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Moto PG 172: It's The Bike Of My Other People
If you think you're e having a bad day/week/month, stop and spare a thought for Borrie. The Big Man is being tortured almost weekly, forced to endure the undignified spectacle of Marc Marquez winning pretty much every Moto GP race. And there is no end in sight. Marquez is already on track to sew up the championship well before the final race and the outlook for 2026 is more of the same. T
Moto PG 171: Jacob Roulstone
Just because there's no racing doesn't mean there's nothing to talk about as the lads catch up with one of the good guys of the motorcycle world, Jacob Roulstone. After a difficult start to the year for the 20-year-old there have been recent signs of life and the rest of 2025 is about 2026 for the Red Bull Tech 3 team member. And while there was plenty of good stuff to talk about, the ele
Moto PG 170: Good Dutch Head
We're a tick over the halfway mark of the season and with the racing on its short mid year break it's time to rank the riders and teams and their performances so far. This is analysis like you don't get anywhere else. It's got everything from the genuinely insightful (Honda's uncertain future) to the childish name calling you've come to know (and love, it seems) from our three hosts. Hit
Moto PG 169: Jack Miller!
Australia's favourite racer, Jack Miller, is lining up at this weekend's Suzuka 8 Hours endurance event but interrupts his practice to join the boys for a chat from on site. It's everything you'd hope for from the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe (and Jack was terrific, too!). Hit play for nearly 30 minutes of insight from one of this generation's most popular - and best - ri
Moto PG 168: Borrie's Magical Music Tour
It happened again, people. The episode rolled around to Borrie's poem but instead of meter we got music. Yes, for the second week in a row, the big man opted for song over sonnet to get his message of the week across. And it is everything you'd hope for and expect. That's a highlight but there's plenty more reason to hit the play button including - but not limited to - The Simone Flatters
Moto PG 167: The Sounds Of Silence
There's al ot of good stuff in episode 167 of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe but none of it comes close to Borrie's offering to the Gods this week. The Big Man has been inspired to song instead of poem after another Marquez weekend and this, people, may be his finest work yet (which is saying something). No recording deal has yet been announced but watch this space beca
Moto PG 166: Make Rosary Beads Sexy Again
"In Greek mythology, Sisyphus was the figure who was punished by the gods to repeatedly push a boulder up a hill, only to have it roll back down each time he neared the top.." Welcome to Borrie's world. The Big Man stands at the bottom of the Moto GP hill, facing the boulder that is Marc Marquez, and knows in his soul that no matter how many times he pushes (like a bastard, of course), th
Moto PG 165: Struth!
It's a mystery of the universe how our three protagonists found each other on a planet of 8 billion people but perhaps even more disturbing is how they manage to collect like minded souls along the way. Like Struth. The man, the myth, the legend that is Australia's second most popular MotoGP figure (after Jack Miller) joins episode 165 of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe
MotoPG 164: That's a T-Shirt...
Sometimes, the boys say something that even they can't use as an episode title. (Actually, they quite often do exactly that but this week's example is particularly spicy and the game is to see if you can spot it. There's no prize beyond the glory of being right but really, isn't that the greatest prize of all?) Of course, it's not the only offensive remark from episode 164 of the Greates
Moto PG 163: Consider it Sent
To be honest, it sometimes feels like genuine madness descends in the studio when our three anti heroes arrive for recording. But then, like this week, even their disorganised journey through life looks structured compared to what the actual racing dishes up. After another mad and unpredictable weekend it's a mad and unpredictable episode of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Univer
Moto PG 162: All The Different Flavoured Lubes
When you put the word 'French' in front of other words (like 'sex' or 'kissing' or 'fries') magic happens. But when. you put it in front of the sentence 'victory in their home Moto GP for the first time in history' things go to a whole other level. Johann Zarco became an instant national hero when he made history as the first French rider to win the premiere class at Le Mans and the team
Moto PG 161: Franky's Lady Parts Are Bruised
Franky's lady parts are bruised? Seriously? Yes people, THIS is the level of analysis you can expect from The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. And that's some of the best of it. Regular listeners already know this, of course, but if you're new around here stay with us because somehow, it actually makes sense. The best way to find out how it manages that is to press play but
Moto PG 160: "Put Those Silver Hot Pants on B***h"
One Marquez taunting Borrie by winning everything is painful but two of them in the mix? Somebody might get hurt. A weekend of some of the best 'men riding motorcycles fast in 2025' means a Wednesday of 'The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe' with LOTS to talk about. Yes, Borrie is upset but as all professionals do he makes the difficult look easy by tackling the Marquez issue
Moto PG 159: He Looks Like a Busted Violet Crumble
Trump in the White House, Elon Musk running Doge and Alex Marquez leading the Moto GP championship? These are, indeed, chaotic times. But never fear, the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe is here to make sense of it all as Boris, Tugs and Freido break down the bizarre weekend that was the Grand Prix of the Americas. The boys also solve listener problems in the new Dear Bitches
Moto PG 158: Like a Lava Lamp With Legs
So, people, what did we learn from Argentina? Anything? Apart from things we already knew like Marc Marquez intending to personally torture Boris all year by winning everything all the time, that Senna Agius is REALLY hard to find a decent nickname for or that Baby Jeebus must surely find a new home soon for his extraordinary talent. It's hard to say. And after you listen to this you will
Moto PG 157: If Nobody Sees Will You Still Care?
The racing's back (mercifully) which means there should be something meaningful to talk about on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. But if you've been here before you know that's not how we roll so instead you will be getting the usual juvenile humour, poorly thought out analysis and a healthy dose of profanity. Thank god some things never change!. So sign up for th Patreo
Moto PG 156: No Such Thing as Pointless Masturbation
Ladyboys, Gaza Strippers and some pointless masturbation...it can all mean only one thing. That's right bitches, The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe is back for 2025 with a bunch of new segments but the same three lunatics at the helm. Find out what's new for the show for 2025 while enjoying some old favourites like We Told You So and Borrie's poem. Plus, why signing up for
Indian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Mat Mladin
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.
Indian Summer Series Moto PG Podcast: Senna Agius
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.
Indian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: The FTR and the Year Ahead
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.
There's no racing so what could our
Indian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Patrick Primmer
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.
Indian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Christmas Special
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.
Indian Summer Sessions MotoPG Podcast: Joel Kelso
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.
Indian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Jacob Raulstone
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.
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Indian Summer Sessions MotoPG Podcast: Troy Herfoss
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.
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Moto PG 146: Speaking of Finger Banging Monkeys....
And so another year of Moto GP comes to a close and what a season it was. But as always the boys have no time for looking back and it is only the road ahead that has their attention. Will 2025 bring new features and segments to the show? Will the loyal souls of Patreon finally get something worthwhile from these three miscreants? Will 2025 be even bigger and better than 2024? Who knows, b
Moto PG 145: There's No Such Thing as a Superfluous Testicle
Sometimes it's hard to do justice to the magnificence that is Moto GP racing and, as you'd expect, our three hosts generally fail in the endeavour. But like a plain girl at a party, if you give them a chance they'll show you that what they lack in looks and grace they make up for in enthusiasm for the task and a willingness to try pretty much anything. Sure, Borrie is no Shakespeare but h
Moto PG 144: He's like an undead gimp..
A week unsupervised at the Island followed by a studio session with the only grown up member of the team missing. What could possibly go wrong? As soon as you've signed up for patreon, come back and press play to find out. Did Borrie's poem go off the rails? Yes. Is Rossi's weekly email one of the best yet? Also yes. Is the entire episode a disorganised shambles because Tug isn't here? So
Moto PG 143: No Man Is An Island
No man is an island BUT no island is a man, either. Even if it has a man's name. Like Philip. Which, when you think about it, is a great name for one of the best motorcycle racing circuits in the world, one that dished up another magnificent weekend of racing. Many of you would have had the frankly terrifying/exhiliarating experience of meeting one or more of the boys at the race but here
Moto PG 142: Is the Arctic Circle Like a Speedway?
Do you want the good news or the bad news first? OK, we'll start with the bad. There's no Boris on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe this week. Tragic, we know, but there's good news, too: the big fella still sent in a poem! That's just one of the highlights as Freido and Tug pick up the slack and talk all things motorcycle racing - and plenty of stuff that's not - includi
Moto PG 141: He Came for the Steak But Stayed for the Chicken..
A change is as good as a holiday they say so for episode 141 we're going to switch things up. Normally, we ask for money in this section AFTER we tell you what's on the show. But this week, we're asking for money BEFORE we tell you. Innovative, huh? If you want to give us money - or even if you don't - head over to Patreon and sign up for our Pit Crew. Karma will then ensure your enjoymen
Moto PG 140: The Birth of the Pee Gees
Nobody asked for it. Nobody wanted it. And yet, somehow, one can't look away when they see/hear it. Ep 140 of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will go down in history as the day the Pee Gees were born. Calling on all the lack of self awareness that has somehow brought them the success they currently enjoy, our three hosts decide today is the day they sing. Together. Is it
Moto PG 139: Like Emu Meat Through The Colon of a Cattle Dog
They said we'd never make it and to be fair, that seemed a reasonable analysis at the time. But five years to the day and 138 episodes since the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe was launched and we're still here in all our glory. Is the show infantile? Yes. Is it puerile? Yes. Is it so laced with profanity that the 'C' word often makes an appearance before the intro music eve
Moto PG 138: Don't Rimini a Nun...
Few Moto GP podcasts tackle the real issues like the three intrepid hosts of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. Sure, they're issues unrelated to Moto GP racing but that doesn't mean they're not real issues. Episode 138 is a fabulous example. Not only did it spawn the episode title (yes, somebody actually said this on the show) but includes Freido dialling in from Europe,
Moto PG 137: 'He Seized The Stripper By The Pigtails...'
'Rich Germany' delivered the most boring race of the year but just because the riders let you down doesnt mean the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will. Siftng through the smouldering ashes of the dumpster fire that was the weekend, our three dashing podcasters offer up analysis (a stretch), stupidity (standard), profanity (mandatory) and the usual peurile nonsense that you'
Moto PG 136: I'm Torn - Like a Siamese Twin Meeting a Chainsaw
The racing wasn't as spectacular as we might have hoped but the soap opera that is Moto GP always delivers drama whether it's on or off the track. Joel Kelso did the job on the track and the rest of the cast did their bit off the track with infighting galore as riders and teams jostle to sort out who will be going where next year. There's also Friedo's horoscope, the Captain's Memo, Rossi
Moto PG 135: They Like Big Boots and They Cannot Lie
Techincal and medical issues mean a late drop this week but it's still the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in The Universe and for the price you bitches should be down on your knees worshipping us. On Ep 135 we have Borrie's Poem, Rossi's Instructions, The Captain's musings, and more plus a breakdown of all the racing across the weekend. OK you can press play now.
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Moto PG 134: He passed The Dutchy on The Left Hand Side
The racing at Assen was fire and s is episode 133 of Moto PG. Borie' Poem, Rosies lettter and more, its all here so get it in your ears now.
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Moto PG 132: Yoda Returns
When there's no racing to review (and hence no associated bitch slapping that makes the whole circus so damn entertaining to watch) there's only one thing for it: to get serious. And if you want to get serious there is only one way these three miscreants can bring credibility to their ramblings and that's with the help of the legend that is Simon Crafar. So grab yourself a dose of proper
Moto PG 131: The Exorcism
It might be the greatest 'We told You So' of all time. Nobody could have predicted Jorge Martin moving to Aprilia and Marc Marquez joining Ducati unless they were possessed. But Tug did. And so it was that Boris and Freido fired up the Gregorian chanting and performed an exorcism, right there in the studio, to drive out the spirits that have taken over Tug's brain. It didn't work, of cour
Moto PG 130: The King Tide of Captaincy
It's the end of an era with the Captain pulling the pin on Moto GP at the end of the season (insert foghorn sound effect here). Not only did the boys have the scoop on the announcement three weeks ago (We Told You So), but they have the Captain's own memo from Catalunya this past week revealing the skulduggery that ruined his big day. Of course The Captain is just one of the things that m
Moto PG 129: She'll Even Let You Pull Her Hair
Glorious. That's the only way to describe the French and the madness that is the paddock at Le Mans. And the racing lived up to the hype this past week despite the pre race malarkey being rubbish. The gods who walk among us put on a show for the ages in France and Boris, Tug and Freido bring their own unique 'analysis' to what unfolded at one of the world's most famous racetracks. There's
Moto PG 128: 'He sees their man eggs are unfried...'
What's the title about, you ask? We don't understand it either but it was funny when Borrie said it, which you'll hear after you press play. But don't do that before you've worked out a way to give us money. We make it easy through our Patreon Pit Crew or you can send it in the post. If you're having trouble, get in touch and we'll work something out. Now, back to the show. Hard to know w
Moto PG 127: America - Home of the Gravy Seal
The racing in Texas (or North Mexico as our trio like to call it) was next level. So were the grid girls. And after a weekend like that there's only one guest who can live up to the hype and that's the incomparable Mat Mladin. Straight off the toilet and hobbling on a leg held together with sticky tape and chewing gum, the legendary racer joins Boris, Tug and Freido to recap a brilliant w
Moto PG 126: Beware the White Tiger
What do a white tiger, a Vegas casino act and Moto GP racing have in common? Nothing, obviously. But that doesn't stop our three intrepid analysts somehow weaving them together in one of the more bizarre opening narratives to an episode of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. And from there, somehow, it goes downhill. Simmo is back for episode 126 as Freido runs through some
Moto PG 125: He took the camel's mighty gland...
And so it begins. The 2024 season is officially underway and the tone has already been set wth the episode title. It's a line drawn from Borrie's first poem of 2024 and if this effort is the measure then it's going to be a spectacular year all round. There's new segments, new music and new sponsors but - importantly - there's also the same old same old from our three intrepid 'analysts'.
Moto PG 124: Talking Testicles With Yoda
It might not be racing but it's still men riding motorcycles stupid fast so testing is worth talking about. Of course, if you're going to talk about a topic it's best to have a guest who knows what it all means and for that, we have Simon Crafar. Or Yoda, as we call him. As always, Simon delivers expertise and insight in a way few can and it makes for an engrossing conversation. In return
