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Douze Points! - The Eurovision Podcast

Douze Points! - The Eurovision Podcast

Douze Points Podcast 291 episodes Latest May 14, 2026

Eurovision, but not as you know it! Australia's biggest weekly Eurovision podcast, giving you all the dirt, all the drama and all the scathing opinions you love to hear about the Contest we live for!

Episodes

We Argue About Whether Australia will be Eclipsed this Eurovision? - Drunk edition! May 13, 2026 1276 Send us Fan MailAustralia’s Eurovision 2026 entry is here, and we’re not pretending to be calm about it. We have locked Liz, Sam and Bob in the bunker, water boarded them with vodka and got some far too honest answers. Which raises the big argument, is this a smart, safe pick designed to qualify, or a glossy decision that misunderstands what Eurovision audiences actually reward?We give overseas li
Britain Keeps Going, Then Sends A Furby Rave May 12, 2026 764 Send us Fan MailA wildcard that somehow makes perfect sense: Eurovision 2026. The UK choice, Look Mum No Computer (Sam Battle), brings DIY synthesizer chaos, dry British humour, and genuine craft. We unpack his mad-scientist approach to building instruments from old electronics, why it inspires people to make things, and why his entry feels unusually authentic, even if the juries don’t know what t
Slava Ukraine! May 12, 2026 397 Send us Fan MailSlava Ukraine!#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny
How far does nostalgia get you at Eurovision? Estonia 2026 May 12, 2026 524 Send us Fan MailEurovision 2026 Semi-Final One is hours away, and Estonia is the last country on our review list, so we go in fast and honest.ou like Eurovision with real-world context, this is the nerdy sweet spot. Then it’s time for the main act: Vanilla Ninja. We revisit their chaotic, iconic early-2000s story, including that twist where an Estonian band represented Switzerland and snagged an e
Switzerland’s Plot Twist Year May 11, 2026 435 Send us Fan MailVeronica Fusaro representing Switzerland with “Alice”, a sweet, moody, hooky ballad about a lovelorn lesbian. We trace her path from The Voice of Switzerland to basement recordings, awards, big festival stages, and albums that chart at home, then get specific about why this track could outperform expectations with both juries and the public. If you’re building your Eurovision party
Bye Felicia! May 11, 2026 456 Send us Fan MailFinally, we head to Eurovision, where Sweden selects Felicia with “My System”, and we give an honest review of the vocals, the staging, the lyrics, and the immaculate production that may still be a bit too “by the numbers”. If you’ve got thoughts on four-day weeks, screen-free schools, or whether Sweden’s Eurovision entry is a contender, hit play, share it with a mate, and leave us
The Broadsword Mic Stand And The Softest Metal Surprise May 11, 2026 354 Send us Fan MailSerbia chooses Lavina to represent them at Eurovision 2026 with Kraj Mene (“By My Side”), a band that has built momentum through touring and strong live performances after their debut album Odyssey. Subscribe, share it with a Eurovision mate, and leave a review if you enjoy our takes. Do you think Lavina’s late peak helps them qualify from semi-final one?#eurovision #eurovisionsong
Senhit Collects Collaborators Like Rare Pokemon May 11, 2026 467 Send us Fan MailSan Marino looks like a postcard kingdom carved into a mountain, but the real surprise is how well it runs. We’re fascinated by the numbers: a small population, booming tourism, low unemployment, and a political system that swaps its heads of state every six months. That sounds like chaos, yet it might be part of the secret sauce. Then things get spicy with 2026’s “Superstar” and t
Romania On Hard Mode May 11, 2026 537 Send us Fan MailRomania’s had the sort of year that makes you ask how a country can keep functioning at all:  Romania’s answer to all that pressure is… a Eurovision entry called “Choke Me”.  We also try not to clutch our pearls as we dive into the controversy head-on, and why clear consent and honest communication are the difference between kink and assault.If you’re into Eurovision analysis, Euro
Portugal Stays Charming Even When Everything Goes Sideways May 11, 2026 441 Send us Fan MailPortugal sends Bandidos do Canti with “Rosa”, blending UNESCO-listed Cante Alentejano tradition with contemporary pop, plusa cheeky rose gesture that screams classic Eurovision charm. We share what works, what feels a bit safe, and why it could still land well with juries and older viewers. If you enjoy Eurovision analysis, hit play, share the episode with a mate, and leave a revie
Sexy Medieval Knight Meets Dancing Priests: Poland 2026 May 11, 2026 299 Send us Fan MailPoland rarely does anything quietly, and that energy runs through everything here, from politics to pop performance. Poland’s Eurovision 2026 choice feels like a statement. Alicja returns after a long, bumpy arc: winning The Voice in Poland, being selected for the cancelled Eurovision 2020, missing the 2021 slot, and coming back again in 2023 before finally landing the job for 2026
Norway Sends The Norwegian Chef To Eurovision May 11, 2026 397 Send us Fan MailNorway’s selection of the chef from the Muppets or you may know him as, Jonas Love with “Yah Yah Yah”, and the kind of delighted chaos that makes you want to hit replay. If you enjoyed it, subscribe, share the episode with a mate, and leave us a review.#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

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