Hamish & Andy
Australian comedy duo Hamish Blake and Andy Lee taunt each other and their button-pusher Jack with a weekly show that focuses on their listeners. They question and test the smaller things in life, with no pondering too small.
Episodes
353 - Andy is Married!
Andy has finally tied the knot with his beloved Bec, and the boys share some special voice notes from the wedding! But before he became a married man, listeners had one final chance to upset the groom. The Price Is Correct featuring The Tip In Point, has attracted a flood of applications, with hopeful audience members revealing how they’ve been spreading the word of the podcast. Hamish has b
352 - Just Declare It
The TV studios want to know exactly what The Price Is Correct, featuring the Tip In Point, actually involves, so the boys put together a pitch deck - and Hamish reveals even more incredible prizes. An influx of emails has Andy questioning Hamish’s bee knowledge and some of the claims surrounding Hame’s Hives. Hamish discovers a restaurant with a clever condition on its kids-eat-free of
351 - Hame Reveals the Biggest Prize in the Showcase
Jack finally delivers on his promise of a theme song for The Price Is Correct, just in time for Hame to announce his BIGGEST prize yet! Hamish and Jack call Andy out over a VERY must-be-nice feature in his new house, and in a shock to absolutely everyone (including himself) Hamish actually completes an investigation! 1. Jack’s theme song and HUGE prize reveal 2. Andy’s robot toile
350 - Horgs’ Wedding Suit Gamble
The Price Is Correct secures a prime-time slot, prompting a quick logistics meeting to answer some very important questions - plus, Hame reveals more prizes. The final round of Tell Us Someone for the year takes place, and the boys check in on Horgs after an ambitious request at Andy’s groomsmen fitting. 1. The Price is Correct logistics meeting 2. Wedding suit shopping with Horgs
349 - Hamish Paints the Mona Lisa
The first prize for The Price Is Correct is revealed - plus, find out how you can apply to be a contestant! Hamish & Andy reminisce about the extraordinary moment that unfolded during their weekend away at a “very special painting club”. And after Jack’s new personal assistant Daultaugh meets his boss for the first time, he reports back to Andy with his thoughts. 1. How to en
348 - Man Oh Man What A Surprise!
Shenanigans from the surprise bucks party Hamish threw for Andy are revealed. Andy puts Hamish & Jack to work creating songs for his and Bec’s new home security system. Huge news: a sponsor has been secured for The Price Is Correct Game Show, so the team takes a TV studio tour in preparation. And after Hamish & Andy scoffed at Jack’s request for a paid assistant to help with th
347 - Three Fact Shootout is back!
Jack kicks off the show with an update on the board game hole he's dug for himself with a pretty unreasonable demand!! The 3 Fact Shootout is back, and thankfully Hamish has improved since the infamous T-shirt fact! Andy sets Hame and Jack a challenge relating to security in his new house, and Hamish slugworths Jack with surprising results! Jack’s Board Game - An Apology and a Pushback Thre
346 - Pizza for the People?
The pizza challenge has happened: Hamish (1/8th Italian) vs. Luca (full-blooded Italian), and it came down to the wire! During Upset Andy, Andy shocks the team with a fireplace revelation about his new house, and a new, unsuspecting team member is under the microscope! Pizza For the People Challenge - Hamish vs Luca. Upset Andy Jack Under the Microscope
345 - Brisbane Ben Meets Board Game Jack
Hamish presents the boys with an opportunity to score an exclusive invite to a very special opening (not honey-related!). A Song Sleuth puts one of the boys’ favourite artists into question, while Hamish makes the case for outlawing grey underwear. After a playtest with Brisbane Ben, Jack reveals where things stand with the long-awaited board game, and Hamish gears up for the imminent Pizza
344 - Hamish's Glory Days
After a hiatus, Hamish returns to his so-called “Glory Days” - this time as a coach. Andy shares a workplace pizza order that takes a bizarre turn, while a Gusto Check puts a nursery owner’s patience to the test. Plus, Jack is put on the spot about the long-awaited board game and his negotiations with Brisbane Ben. 1. Hamish is back skating 2. World Cup pizza delivery 3
343 - Slow Down the Matcha
Andy reports back after encouraging Bec to slow down her matcha routine and embrace a more formal ritual. The boys investigate a seemingly unbelievable ad starring Sydney Swans star Isaac Heeney, Jack finally delivers an update on the long-awaited Hamish & Andy board game, and Hame's Hives returns with a genuine buzz. 1. Bec is rushing her matcha 2. Jack’s H&A board game progres
342 - Big Tennis's Big Claim
Hamish kicks off the show with an accidental sexy surprise. Extreme Empaths return with more confessions, the Bat Tennis investigation is finally solved, and Andy shares the clever couples' trick he uses on Bec. Plus, Hamish discovers a workplace sign that he and Andy would definitely ignore. 1. A Very Sexy Update 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Big Tennis Reach Out 4. Couples Tricks&nb
341 - Pizza for the People: Jury Selection
The date is locked in and the jury selected for the Pizza for the People showdown between full-blooded Italian Luca, and 1/8th Italian Hamish! Andy has been surprised and delighted by something his plumber did in his kitchen, and Hamish probably won’t be trusted to book any holiday excursions for his family again anytime soon. 1. 100 pizza jury is selected 2. Power moves 3. Pl
340 - Risking Bec’s Life for an AirPod
Andy turns private investigator when his AirPods lead him on a stakeout through a notoriously dicey LA suburb. Hame interviews for the job of 'office's worst employee', and there's a shocking reveal in the ongoing Fisiocrem saga after a decade of the boys calling it "the world's number one creme." Plus, Upset Andy is back for a special international edition, and there's a huge (but top secret) upd
339 - The 100 Pizza Challenge
A standout Jingle Joust makes a return, plus Hame introduces us to Luca, a listener of the show who very quickly becomes a crowd favourite with his exciting pizza challenge!! Song Sleuth is back and the accused doesn’t really stand a chance in this court room! Andy also brings a new game to the table, Rat or Frog, which slightly offends some of the team. 1. Jingle Joust 2. 100 Piz
338 - Andy’s WhatsApp Mishap
Jack makes another huge statement in relation to the Hamish & Andy board game, whilst Andy falls victim to a terribly unfortunate (but relatable) WhatsApp mishap. Hame is a man of his word and performs a Gusto Check on a cafe he visited recently, which scores a record high! Plus, favourite human actor from the movie War Horse, Jeremy Irvine, delivers another hectic voice-note from the London d
337 - Hame's Hives Instagram Custody Battle
Buzz is brewing with another Hame's Hives update as Hamish negotiates for custody of the Hame's Hives Instagram handle. Hamish declares himself a blue-ribbon husband and explains why, leading the boys to brag about their own husband credentials. Plus, Extreme Empaths, and Darcy is under the microscope once again! 1. Hive-Off 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Blue Ribbon Husbands 4. Darcy Under
336 - Questionable Aisle Songs
Andy and Bec are still in the midst of wedding planning and need to decide which song Bec will walk down the aisle to. Hamish and Jack have come up with some questionable suggestions. Chit Chat Champion: FIFA World Cup Edition. Hamish's Bat Tennis investigation continues, and Andy has a musical mystery for the boys to solve. Plus, Hamish tests the boys with "The Checklist Game". 1. Potential
335 - Core Blake Family Moment Unlocked
An early morning incident involving Hamish leaves the entire household wide awake! Andy's brother Cam discovers that a catastrophe at his new house was also caused by Hamish! 'Salacious Headlines' makes a return after a comment Andy made to a passing journalist got him into trouble with Bec. Plus, some 'Power Moves' to elevate your status in the workplace, and Hamish sparks an investigation into t
334 - Hamish's Responsible Swearing
With Golden Day complete, the boys turn their attention to planning their game show, 'The Price Is Correct'. Hamish shares how he's been teaching his kids about the limits of swearing and how to use swear words responsibly. Andy reveals a lie he told his ear doctor, Julie, and gives her a call to see if she really believed him. Plus, a mid-year round of 'Tell Us Someone'. 1. The Price is Correct&n
333 - Chipping for Approval
Andy and his groomsmen (and Jack) gather to film the sacred “Chipping of the Rings” wedding rehearsal - a full-scale simulation designed to win Bec’s approval for the wedding. Bec delivers her final verdict. Plus, an update on Hame’s Hives and another instalment of The Lady of Stain! 1. Horgs Chips the Wedding Ring & Bec’s Reaction 2. Lady of Stain 3. Ha
332 - Golden Day: Spending the People’s Bitcoin
It was Golden Day - Hamish’s chance to unleash his inner spending beast by blowing $75K of the People’s Bitcoin to buy the prize pool for the upcoming game show. To celebrate Andy’s birthday week, you guys ‘Pleasure Andy’, plus Andy puts the boys to the test in a round of ‘Who Did I See?’ after he and Bec spotted a string of celebrities during their recent
331 - "Like a Palm Tree in a Tornado" 💨🌴
In the hope of winning Bec’s approval to include it in her and Andy’s wedding, the boys continue preparing for the ring ceremony rehearsal, with Horgs tasked with chipping a golf ball down the aisle. Hamish brings a real-life conundrum involving his mum to the boys, while Andy accuses Bec of something that sees Hamish step in as her lawyer. Plus, the boys hear some hilarious Extreme Em
330 - Hamish’s Meme Misfire
The boys come up with a plan to show Bec an elegant, dignified way to sneak a respectful nod to golf into her and Andy’s wedding. Darcy is completely blindsided by the first “Darcy Under the Microscope” of the year, and Hamish shares the one meme category that doesn’t land with his wife, Zoë - online or offline. Meanwhile, Jack turns to Andy for help navigating the awk
329 - The Pub's Been Robbed!
The King Bee reveals the progress he’s made on his organic, single-origin NZ alpine honey venture, and the guys have another classic interaction with beloved pizza shop owner Zio Pino. They also set some ground rules for the upcoming Golden Day, where Hamish gets to impulse-buy his way out of his online shopping habit, and chat to the manager of their pub, Old Mates in New York, about an ico
328 - From One Dad to Another... I Want My Drums Back!
Hamish wants his drum kit back from Jack and has found a very roundabout way of requesting its return. Tagline Sleuth returns with two big hitters as we attempt to settle who got in first! Chit Chat Champions is also back, and the boys check in with a naturopath, their friend Belle, to get a professional opinion on just how healthy their bowel movements are. 1. Hamish Wants His Drum Kit Back
327 - Jingle Joust Returns
Andy gets word from Liam Hemsworth’s camp in response to the challenge invite. Plus Jingle Joust returns, you send in some epic Power Moves, Hamish goes way too deep on his bowel movements (again), and Bec’s has an emergency spider call. 1. Jingle Joust 2. Most Expensive Fish 3. Power Moves 4. Poo Clock 5. Case of the Fake Spider
326 - Andy's Always Living In Hame's Head
The boys plan to use the People’s Bitcoin on a Hamish-led impulse shopping spree, then turn it into a game show where you can try to win Hamish’s haul. The Lady of Stain makes her return with some frankly shocking stain removal advice, there’s a husband-and-wife Gusto Check, and Hamish reflects on being a fast-and-loose operator. 1. Bitcoin Blitz 2. Lady of Stain 3. Dou
325 - Definitive Answer On Who Is The Sexiest Dancer
The Hottest Dance Contest results are in! But whose moves reign supreme - Hamish, Andy, or Jack? The women of New York City give the final verdict. Extreme Empath makes its long-awaited return for the year, and Andy walks us through the best (and possibly most questionable) ads he spotted over summer. Plus, the latest on Liam Hemsworth and the skill challenge invite - and, of course, Hamish's bee
324 - The Wedding Game Results
Upset Andy makes its return for the year - and you guys deliver! Andy reveals the results of the Wedding Game, along with Bec’s reactions to his questionable pitches during planning. Meanwhile, scientists in the UK have determined the most attractive dance style for men trying to impress women. Naturally, Hamish wants to put it to the test, setting up a dance contest between the boys! 1. Ups
323 - Hame & Jack Join Andy’s Wedding Planning Team
Hamish and Jack set some tricky challenges for Andy to weave into his wedding planning. You try to stump the boys with the first batch of Tell Us Someone entries for the year. With golf an unpopular topic on the podcast and at home, Hamish has come up with an interesting way to conceal it. Plus, the boys catch up on some important loose ends! 1. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A Whi
322 - The Bee Farm Re-Pitch
Before making their final decision on what to do with the People’s Bitcoin, Hamish re-pitches his plan to purchase a bee farm. Andy plays a fun guessing game with the boys involving Siri. Hamish and Jack set Andy’s wedding planning challenges. Plus, Andy reveals his lawyer’s response to Hamish’s suggestion of sending out a 5-star health rating for Dimmies & Tinnies. 1.
321 - Back With A Bitcoin To Burn
Andy updates the people on where their Bitcoin is sitting post-Mandated Break, and the boys float a few ideas for how it might eventually be spent (wisely?). A bold skills claim from Liam Hemsworth prompts a call to actor Dave Lawson to verify the story, and there’s a Power Move from a 99-year-old to admire. Web Geezer Jez shares some big news after 18 glorious years with the team. 1. The Pe
2025 Ep 320 - Burg Boys!
Hamish, Andy and Jack head to Mildura to test the security of small business accounting firm DHM Partners. With months of planning and full approval from boss Rob, the boys attempt a grand theft auto–style art heist: steal the company Suzuki Swift and nab a stairwell painting without being detected. Expect questionable disguises, bold plans, and the chaos only the trio can deliver. This is B
2025 Ep 319 - A Late & Extra Long Episode
Everyone thought this was a peter-out, but no - the Burg Boys are back! The boys release the unredacted details of the heist from deep inside the Burg Bunker. And with this being the second-last episode of the year, a few loose ends are tied up - including one that’s spanned well over a decade. The boys thought this day would NEVER come! 1. Plans from the Burg Bunker 2. Loose ends and H
2025 Ep 318 - The Great Trivia Heist
Andy compares the number of contacts he and the boys have in their phones, leading them to dive into their Uber stats. A sneaky loophole in the mandated break is uncovered, prompting the announcement of Hamish & Andy Plus+ and the very festive Quizmas Time, coming this December. Magic Mike absolves himself of a trivia scam before his debut as Trivia Master. Hamish revisits peak free-to-air TV
2025 Ep 317 - Unlimited Popcorn, Limited Trust
Hamish admits to a grave mistake he made during last week’s award ceremony for the “Most Irrelevant Purchase” in his family’s household. The boys belt out some tunes in the final Jingle Joust of the year. Hamish investigates the fine print behind the “unlimited” popcorn offer at the cinemas, and everyone’s favourite cleaning game returns - “The Lady
2025 Ep 316 - Most Irrelevant Purchase of the Year
After a weekend clean-up, Hamish hosts the awards for “Most Irrelevant Purchases” in the Foster-Blake household. More of you Upset Andy, and Power Moves features one for Facebook Marketplace enthusiasts. Hamish proudly declares himself an “angel,” and the boys take “ball golf” very seriously - including a full-course ring-around. Plus, Andy admits how Bec got on
2025 Ep 315 - Bonjour, You Copied Us!
Segment Sleuth puts a French podcast under the microscope after it went viral internationally for outright copying one of our segments! After being blown away by China’s next-level efficiency on his annual golf trip, Andy grills their fast-and-loose mate Horgs about the dumb stuff he got up to on the trip. Hamish needs you to know that he's STILL playing the parking game, and the boys’
2025 Ep 314 - 10 Years, One Password
Jack reveals a HUGE development that’s been 10 years in the making! We’ve been sent some killer Power Moves - including one that’s perfect for dog owners. Andy’s discovered what might be the next-level upgrade to the AirPods Pro 3, taking their translating powers even further. Meanwhile, Hamish and Zoë reckon they’ve found a “banana portal” in a small
2025 Ep 313 - The First Ever Segment Sleuth Apology
For the first time ever, Segment Sleuth has resulted in an apology! Bec has Andy questioning his level of manners while making a restaurant booking, and, on an unrelated note, she’s also got him wondering how everyone else washes their hands. Hamish confesses the struggles he's having abstaining from his online shopping habit. Plus, we squeeze in a round of Tell Us Someone and bring back an
2025 Ep 312 - Taylor Swift Song Sleuth Allegations
The world’s biggest music star (and “friend of the show”) Taylor Swift is under the Song Sleuth microscope this week with FIVE allegations. Andy’s been people-watching and brings some of life’s everyday mysteries to the table in Domestic Qs. Extreme Empaths are back, and Hamish shares his favourite part of the week - “nub hunting” - and why Zoe has tempora
2025 Ep 311 - A Treat for the Platinum Poopers!
Andy suspects someone out there has been a little too inspired by the show, so the boys launch an investigation in Segment Sleuth. Jack tries to upset Andy with his odd laundry routine, and the boys imagine what mandates they’d roll out if they ever ran for local office. Plus, Hamish unveils a fresh batch of GISS Tapes - exclusively for those who’ve hit Platinum Pooping status! 1
2025 Ep 310 - This Ep Has the Riz. No cap!
Hamish & Andy continue to be at your service! This week, they hatch a sneaky plan to help a new dad who’s too scared to ask his partner for a cheeky golf break. Darcy faces the fallout from a dog poo disaster involving a household appliance. Meanwhile, Hamish’s no-impulse-buy streak ends thanks to Instagram temptation. Plus, Andy shares shocking Richter Scale news, and a special Ch
2025 Ep 309 - Groundhog Day, But With More Weasels
We can't believe it's happened again… Groundhog Day - or should we say Weasel Day?! Jack’s somehow wriggled his way into yet another shot at winning a prize from the listeners. This time, listener Leigh holds all the power and decides what kind of chance Jack will get to win the piano. Hamish and Jack break into song to celebrate Andy’s new naughty catchphrase. Plus, another rou
2025 Ep 308 - A Guinness (and a) World Record
After months of planning, meticulous engineering, and the looming threat of catastrophic neck injuries, it’s finally here. It’s Tall Hat Day. Who wears the hat? Will the record fall? And can Jack beat the traffic? With the trustworthy listeners watching on, Hamish, Andy and Jack take us on one of the wildest rides in the pod’s history.
2025 Ep 307 - One Piano, Two Promises & One Betrayal
Jack has been caught out in another scandal - this time involving the piano he gave away. Did it really reach the rightful winner?! The boys execute the final piece of the puzzle to get Andy’s dad, Mick, to upgrade from his 20-inch telly to a 55-inch. Hamish reflects on how he is slowly morphing into his father, and ahead of next week’s Tallest Hat World Record attempt, the boys go thr
2025 Ep 306 - Hamish Blows Dimmies & Tinnies Wide Open
Hamish blows a few things wide open - including Andy’s beloved Dimmies & Tinnies! Andy recounts an awkward run-in with airport security and shares some secret audio on the ongoing TV raffle stitch-up involving his dad Mick, who has some very passionate thoughts about the size of the impending telly. Plus, it’s back - by very popular demand - another round of Jingle Joust! 1.
2025 Ep 305 - Use These Power Moves Wisely
We’ve finally locked in the date for our attempt at the World’s Tallest Hat record! We also hear from some very trustworthy candidates to officiate the big day. A few wild power moves have come our way - including one that honestly needs a warning label. Plus, Hamish takes us on an emotional journey as he buys a new baking pan. Meanwhile, despite Andy’s best efforts, Mick (Andy&r
2025 Ep 304 - The Pact That Could Change Everything
Andy drops a life-changing pact - and Jack’s way too quick to accept. Hamish admits he’s now reliant on ChatGPT (RIP Google), and worries what the robot thinks of him. The boys run a Gusto Check on a family business, pitting two brothers against each other in a tight battle, and Hamish kicks off this week’s Upset Andy with a personal account… involving the fruit bowl. 
2025 Ep 303 - Where does Andy sit on the ‘cool’ ranking?
Hamish presents a new game to Andy which is sure to ruffle some feathers! There’s a very rare Chit Chat Champion result, and the Tallest Hat chat has triggered a childhood memory for Hame. Andy is testing the ‘honesty system’ for the work office kiosk, and Hamish thinks he’s finally found a skill to impress his wife…spoiler: keep trying Hame! 1. Who is Andy Lee
2025 Ep 302 - Hamish’s brush with Border Security
Andy has run into a legal issue with the Worlds Tallest Hat, there’s been an influx of Extreme Empaths, and the boys put their social skills to the test with a new game. Hamish gets into trouble at NZ airport, and Andy reveals an insane fact about his dad that shocks Hame & Jack! 1. Tall hat liability 2. Extreme empaths 3. Social skills name game 4. Hamish’s ru
2025 Ep 301 - Andy’s apology song to Jack
Plans (and CAD’s) are well and truly underway for the Tallest Hat record attempt, but a concerning health risk has been flagged…Andy issues an apology song to Jack for reading out his humiliating golf scores, but how sorry is he really? More solid power moves have been sent in, and Hamish is humbled by a member of his ‘family’! 1. Tallest hat - a small health risk 2.
2025 Ep 300 - Who Is Hamish's Special Guest?
Promises were made by Hamish to secure a special guest for episode 300. Now that the milestone episode is here, we finally find out who the “chosen” guest is! Hamish has discovered that his wife, Zoe, enjoys policing the police. Andy shares an alarming message from the Tallest Hat WhatsApp chat. Plus, a Song Sleuth involving an Aussie classic, and we settle the debate no one asked for
2025 Ep 299 - The Jingle Joust
Jack and his golf cart have been spotted in the wild! Hamish confesses his guilty sneezing habit, and the boys take on the dying art of company jingles in a “Jingle Joust!”. We go deep inside the Tallest Hat Dream Team WhatsApp for a very important brim-related discussion, and love is making Andy do strange things! 1. Jack In The Wild 2. Letting a sneeze off the chain 3. Jing
2025 Ep 298 - Blowing Crumpets Wide Open
The crumpets are warm and buttered as Hamish attempts to blow the crumpet industry wide open! Andy seeks help to get out of a sticky situation with Bec, so Hamish offers up his “Excuse Pro Member Services” to do the job. We check in with our resident Appleist, Brian, about the ‘Louis Vuitton’ of apples coming out of Australia, plus, inspired by the treasures of AM radio, An
2025 Ep 297 - How Many Monkeys Are You Carrying?
Hamish questions what actually constitutes “a monkey on your back,” and how many monkeys the average person might be carrying. Naturally, he turns it into a case study - guessing how many monkeys they are each carrying around right now! There’s a toothpaste ad that has Andy completely baffled, and after much anticipation (so much so that we almost forgot), Hamish finally reveals
2025 Ep 296 - Another Jumper Taken Hostage!
With barely any info to go on, Hamish dives headfirst into a “Wriggle Out” request from one of our listeners who’s desperate to dodge helping a mate move house. Andy spills the beans on something nerve-wracking he did in the car — and no, it definitely wasn’t a car poo! It also seems like it’s getting harder for you to stump us with a “Tell Us Someone&rdqu
2025 Ep 295 - Horgs Rates Your Business Ideas
After deciding we won’t be investing in any of the million-dollar business ideas you sent in (sorry, Shark Tank this is not), we’ve called in our favourite inventor and potential investor — our mate Horgs — to give some honest feedback on your pitches. Our World’s Tallest Hat quest rolls on, and we’re now on the lookout for a trustworthy panel who can officially
2025 Ep 294 - The Relationship Bird Test
Hamish gives Andy and Jack some homework; an at-home test designed to act as a barometer for how healthy their relationships are! Power Moves are back in full force, and on a long road trip Andy discovered a funny fact about Hanson’s song “MMMBop”. Hamish reveals his bold attempt to dodge a red light fine, and puts a burning salsa theory to the test – is there really a diff
2025 Ep 293 - Meet the World’s Tallest Hat Dream Team
We meet the genius minds helping us bring the World’s Tallest Hat to life! We have a fresh batch of Extreme Empaths, and some shocking news — new $1 coins are being made, but somehow still none for us?! It’s officially been a year since we kicked off our campaign to get a dollar coin for the show, so it's time for a much-needed update. Also, Hamish has some strong (but fair) word
2025 Ep 292 - The North Man Prophecy
It struck a nerve (an erogenous one, no less) when we showed a lack of gusto in breaking the World’s Tallest Hat record — but your influx of great ideas has kept the dream alive. The wash-up from the Special Skills Conclave saw a groundswell of support for the “North Man” as the true Chosen One, and Hamish may have found a piece of evidence supporting this prophecy. Meanwhi
2025 Ep 291 - The Fate of Specials Skills
Special Skills Judgment Day has finally arrived! Will the Special Skills prophecy be fulfilled? We discover the fate of the segment – and whether listener Lari really is the true Chosen One – as we put his skill of running on his knees to the ultimate test. Meanwhile, Hamish realised he bit off more than he could chew when taking on a cockroach infestation. And after hearing listener C
2025 Ep 290 - The Conclave’s Decision
The sacred halls of the Special Skills Conclave open for the very first time to welcome Cardinal Jack and the Chosen Few. Each presents their case in a desperate bid to be named the Chosen One – the bearer of the skill destined to save Special Skills from extinction. Tensions rise, but one skill stands above the rest (according to Jack), and at last, the Chosen One is revealed. Hamish also r
2025 Ep 289 - Highly Suspect: Andy's White Powder Results
With a “detective” on standby, Hamish reveals the lab results of the white powder Andy found in the walls of the 1876 house he’s renovating. Andy’s also been accused of wearing the same clothes way too often, which sparks a discussion on how long you can wear certain items of clothing. Hamish shares the tale of the mystery undies, plus we’ve got an update on our upcom
2025 Ep 288 - The shocking item found concealed in Andy’s house
1. World’s tallest hat 2. Extreme empaths 3. Andy’s dig discovery 4. Burg Boys pick their mission5. Back to the Future In very rare scenes, Hamish has done some thorough research on the “World’s Tallest Hat” and has some ideas. The Extreme Empaths keep coming in, and Andy reveals a VERY suspicious item they found while renovating their 1876 house. Hamish has a gripe w
2025 Ep 287 - Can This Show Be Trusted?
Hamish received an email from listener Christian with a ‘million dollar business idea’ - he wrongly thought this show would be a safe space…!! Andy gets into the Easter spirit with the first-ever Easter carol, “Hey Judas,” and a bunch of callers join to Upset Andy! The boys sift through the businesses that they won’t target in the small business security
2025 Ep 286 - A Solution To Save Special Skills
In a bid to save Special Skills, Hamish wants to find the 'chosen one' holding the ultimate special skill! Meanwhile, Jack unveils his sacrifice to the gods (it’s a big one) and gifts it to the listener who almost bagged the golf cart. Song Sleuth is back, with Andy taking the a current hit TV show theme straight to the lab for testing. Plus, in the final twist of the Up There Cazaly Quest,
2025 Ep 285 - Hamish’s inadvisable medical manoeuvre
‘Tell Us Someone’ is back, and it should be easy this early in the year…We’ve got a disappointing update on our ‘Up There Cazaly’ quest, plus a medical manoeuvre from Hamish that we absolutely DO NOT recommend you try at home! Luckily Jack has been too busy playing golf this week to see the backlash from his golf buggy win…!! 1 – Tell Us Someo
2025 Ep 284 - Jack vs the People: Golf Buggy Finale
Find out whether Jack is victorious in his quest to weasel the motorised golf cart from the hands of the people! We hear more stories from our most empathetic listeners, Hamish places a call to his good friend T-Bone, Andy poses an interesting question “Is Josh an Asshole?” and Hame has an idea for a new show venture! 1. Golf buggy roulette 2. Extreme empaths 3. Is Josh
2025 Ep 283 - Will Jack Play Fair or Play Foul?
Will Jack use his position of power to play fair or play foul when it comes to the Golf Buggy competition? Andy watched a news story about a house that was built on the wrong block, and the guys have so many questions. Hame is dubious about the validity of a battery ad he saw, and the ‘Up There Cazaly’ song sleuth is back with a major development. 1. Fair or Foul - How many compet
2025 Ep 282 - The Golf Buggy Saga Escalates
Andy’s love for his dog Henri has him questioning whether he loves her more than his fiancée, Bec. Hamish shares Rudy’s swimming carnival prep (or lack thereof) and Extreme Empaths is back for 2025. We also have a returning contestant for Chit-Chat Champion getting a second chance after 5 years of agonising over it! Plus, Jack’s golf buggy weaseling reaches a new level. 1.
2025 Ep 281 - What a relief, the Mandated Break is over!
Fresh from their mandated break and a ’business trip’ to the States, the boys give us the lowdown on the opening of their new pub, Old Mates, and bring you "Who Did I See?" – the New York edition! Hamish stirs up some cracker callers to upset Andy’s start to the new year, plus Jack drops a huge bombshell regarding the free golf cart he weaselled… 1. We’re publi
Hamish & Andy Reministmas 2024
Everyone knows that exactly one week before Christmas, Reministmas is celebrated which involves looking back at the year and reminiscing. To help get into the spirit of Reministmas this year, the Hamish and Andy Podcast team have compiled a bunch of moments from the 2024 year podcasts for us all to look back at fondly… or angrily if you really didn’t like that specific bit.
2024 Ep 280 - Goodbye to 2024, Podcast Mike and Team Loyalty
In the final ep of 2024, the boys say goodbye to Podcast Mike, (attempt to) tie-up lots of loose ends, celebrate their most empathetic listeners, and Jack has an enormous decision to make....!! 1. Extreme empaths 2. Loose ends 3. A celebrity endorsement for digital bird collecting 4. New season of Remembering Project 5. Podcast Mike’s farewell 6. The decision
2024 Ep 279 - ConCon - A Conference For All
ConCon is here! Did Hamish deliver on his biscuit promises? Did the controversial Session 3 go ahead? Did delegates walk away with all-education and no-entertainment?! Hamish Still Hasn't Finished his slides Networking Welcome Drinks Jack and the WhatsApp Nerves are Kicking In Session 1 Mid Session Break Session 2 Testimonials ConConConrad Sewell
2024 Ep 278 - Two Poos and a Wee
The guys have their final meeting to make all their last minute preparations for ConCon this weekend. Andy's noticed something curious about his dog Henri, while Hamish wants to talk about Elon Musk's new robots. Listener Michael has a bird related dilemma, and we finalise Conrad Sewell's ConCon song! 1. Final ConCon preparations 2. Two poos and a wee 3. Digital bird hunting with Michael 4. Tesla
2024 Ep 277 - Jack’s Unbelievable Request!
Jack surprises the guys with an unbelievable request in classic weasel behaviour. Andy was perplexed by the name of a furniture store. Conrad Sewell joins the boys to prep for his appearance at ConCon, and a brand new merch launch for the pod! 1. Jack’s weasel request 2. Furniture Okay 3. Conrad Sewell at ConCon 4. H&A golf balls
2024 Ep 276 - Hamish Investigates a Historical Andy Rumour
There's a big biscuit update that needs to be addressed asap, and the boys have some more correspondence to get through ahead of ConCon. Meanwhile, Andy may have done a historical fart that needs to be investigated by Hamish. Andy attended another conference, and gives some advice to the guys about how they work, and Extreme Empaths is back! 1. ConCon - a few more logistical voice notes 2. Extrem
2024 Ep 275 - “The amount of absolute s**t that comes out of our mouths!”
Hamish brings a listener gripe about a recent show opening. Andy questions Jack about his willingness to provide a quote for his tunnel, and also digs up an old episode of the show which might prove that Hamish has been doubling up on ideas. Another batch of the most powerful power moves ever, and ConCon preparations continue to chug along! 1. Mike’s Malcom in the Middle opener 2. Jack’s tunnel q
