Boonta Vista
The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week's stories that conveniently fit into one of their countless, concerningly specific segments. Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more.
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Beaver terror at Turtle Island, a Big Boy update, no-clipping out of the room at an inopportune time, Swimply comes to Cranston, teens with energy weapons, and the periscope. *** Outro: O Sol - People Taking Pictures
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Beaver terror at Turtle Island, a Big Boy update, no-clipping out of the room at an inopportune time, Swimply comes to Cranston, teens with energy weapons, and the periscope.
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Outro: O Sol - People Taking Pictures
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BONUS PREVIEW: A Dick That Looks Like A Snake That Ate A Pig
Behind the paywall this week: The bleeding edge of corpse-based cosmetic surgery, and more! Get this episode and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista.
EPISODE 453: Suck Me Off And See Who Instantly Dies
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A flag code violation, conflicting accounts of an air incident, local scuttlebutt regarding the poopist, and controversy over the execution of Satan.
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Outro: Televangelist - Suitor
EPISODE 452: Are We Fucking The Hamburglar
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The faces of Joel Edgerton, a warning from the future, naming your sex playlist, and a forbidden liquid.
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EPISODE 451: A Softer Crystal That Has RealFeel Technology
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The powerful true story of a big egg that could change the world with vibrational healing, and the secrets of Shakespeare it's helping to unlock.
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Outro: Find the Hidden - Vinyl Williams
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BONUS PREVIEW: 9 Out Of 10 Toilets Agree You’re Shitting In Them
Behind the paywall this week: Charles Darwin loves nature and nature loves a spiral. Get this and so much more over at patreon.com/boontavista
EPISODE 450: Eternal Darkness Of The Completely Whatever Mind
Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: Electronic Bosozoku gangs in Woolloongabba, the burning garbage truck problem, discovering new trip hop, the peanut butter ground, ranch for Europe, and a Sicilian superrememberer.
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Outro: Just Like You - Locust
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EPISODE 449: A Loose Sack Of Prepared Hot Dogs (live at the Brisbane Polish Club)
Recorded live at Polonia on June 13th, 2026. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Delineations in shrinking, insufficiently narrow chutes, the poetry of Polish Subway, a direct line to our favourite pussyfree individual, boofing gin, some stuffs we maybe shouldn't chat about, a fantastical 2-in-1 device, Gamling in the news, and imaginary imaginary friends.
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EPISODE 448: Buffalo Police Buffalo Buffalo Police Buffalo Police Police, Or Buffalo
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: $50,000 in stolen belts, 70 years of amateur baseball excellence, a journey through the senses, and an intriguing but inscrutable crime.
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Outro: Comfy Place - Shoko Igarashi
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EPISODE 447: Taking Serpent To See The Weeknd
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Using your farm skills to tackle petty theft, lightbulb tech, the French tradition of direct action, bullying in the solo yachting community, a nude man emerging from the river, how to treat your anaconda right, the introduction of the Dripping Report, and Headline News.
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Outro: Ophis le Serpentaire - Vincent Gémignani
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EPISODE 446: A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Airbnb Fuckfest In Branson, Missouri
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A bus prodigy that remains unthwarted, the predicted fall of Guzman y Gomez, a new direction for Hooters, a clear signal to start Big Boy Summer, a tenacious French bulldog, and an unforgettable trip to Branson, Missouri.
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Outro: It's Time - Truth Club
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EPISODE 445: Limited Squope Quantum Leap
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The imbalance of bringing a gun to a cheesing, a young psychonaut documenting the mind-expanding properties of cheap hooch, and the end of Schlitz.
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Outro: Inside my Fall - La Hell Gang
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EPISODE 444: Downspace Upholes
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A celebrity in Toowoomba, a scamproof grandmother, a family-friendly movie in progress, a possibly record-breaking horse, recovering from an internal head removal, and being grateful for your hole fall.
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Outro: Caballo Negro - Nico Gomez and his Afro Percussion Inc
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EPISODE 443: A Flat Board With A Hole In The Middle
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A joke 30 years stale, the crucial work of raising awareness, sacrificial opossums, six feet of hair, an act of tow truck heroism, and Headline News.
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Outro: Orange Peel - Kikagaku Moyo
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EPISODE 442: Pumping The Croaker
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The distance between the European sex proficiency and the European sex experience, a pilot ahead of his time, a handful of quick thinking teens, and a joint drainage exercise.
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Outro: Slow Jam - Tirzah
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EPISODE 441: The Sucksoffonist
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A-list celebs in Brisbane, a busy prodigy prequel, a sword embarrassment, the legacy of Pavarotti, and a Donnie Darko-ing averted by wanking.
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Outro: Rain - PVA
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EPISODE 440: 600 Different Crimes For Gun
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Fighting for justice at your local bar, a very special crawfish boil, the power of the clipboard, and posting up with John Daly.
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Outro: The Prince is Back - Snapped Ankles
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Throw Another Fentanyl On The Barbeque
It's a free bonus episode! Just for you! Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A series of illegal auditions for firefighting, a fantasy sword in a real pile of weapons, a briefly touched upon toy, touchable moments at the horror maze, and Headline News.
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Outro: Slowly - Max Sedgley
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BONUS PREVIEW: Throw Another Fentanyl On The Barbeque
Behind the paywall this week: David Bowie undertaking some spooky tourism, and so much more. Get this and over 400 other bonus episodes for the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista
EPISODE 439: In The Body Of A Weasel (with Alexei Toliopoulos)
Television personality Alexei Toliopoulos joins Theo, Andrew, and Ben to discuss: A spiteful complaint against the flight of a lifetime, the people who love the TSA, the time-travelling weasel theory, and the state of Australian cryonics.
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Outro: Supercoven - Electric Wizard
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EPISODE 438: Shrieking And Farting All The Way To An Air Vent (with Jesse Black)
Marine biologist of the show Jesse Black joins Theo and Ben to discuss: The world as seen through community Facebook pages, and a scientific attempt to quantify the previously unquantifiable.
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Outro: Underwear - JID
EPISODE 437: The Craziest Liquid? Too Wet To Slurp!
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two liquids to avoid at all costs, a surprise in the boot of your Waymo, a surplus of 21,000 poles, and a fashionable change to a venerable institution.
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Outro: Beautiful Blue Sky - Ought
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EPISODE 436: 18 Hours Of Pumping And Edging My Dick Insanely (live in Sydney)
Recorded live in Sydney on March 5th, 2026 at Carousel. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A train-oriented Great American Hall of Name, the Comic Cowboys, a return to a Tripping Report star, kidneymaxxing, the evolution of the Big Bite, and two dubious Stuffs We Should Chat About. Thanks so much to everyone that came out, we had such a good time.
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Outro: Hired Goons - Evil Nine
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EPISODE 435: Fingered By Pigman?
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Living long enough to get your elderly son a free feed, a World War 2-era cryptid in an English forest, and an elaborate legal loophole to preserve whale remains.
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Outro: New Land Old Sun - Barge With An Antenna On It
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BONUS EPISODE: A Bit Of Cum Falls Out Of Don Draper’s Pussy
It's the last free bonus episode of Freemium Freebruary! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Assessing you are based on the information presented to you, the pockets within Myrtle Beach that exist without it, and one disastrous telephone call to your new girlfriend. Plus maybe the introduction of Now That's Mildly Intersting.
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Outro: Heavy Load - Acid King
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EPISODE 434: Yanking On A Leverless Corkscrew (Like A Chimp)
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Holland’s least plausible cop, a harmless potentially lethal viral teen prank, a Faustian NFL tickets bargain, a potential Flübberheist, the hotel safe, Happy Wednesday, and going a little crazy in the moment.
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Outro: Chicago - Groove Armada
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Dante Was Born To Make Soupy
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A tradition that made it from Italy to Rhode Island, an intranational pretzel connection, a misappropriated hand gesture, a Greyhound bus bathroom disaster, and the future of nowstalgia.
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Outro: Ashtray - Narrow Head
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EPISODE 433: Great Mandibles Of History
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A house full of boobytraps, the shifting needle on protein and fibre, and the worst place for consciousness to emerge.
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Outro: Fried Neck Bones and Some Home Fries - Willie Bobo
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BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes XV - The Little Flappy Bits Of Switzerland / A Clonusless Tonus
The Theo Philes returns, and just in time for Freemium Freebruary. Theo and Ben bring you: The thrilling geographical world of enclaves and exclaves, and what happens when a perfectly healthy brain is cut in half.
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Outro: Out of Mind - DIIV
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EPISODE 432: 12 Hours Of Shaking Your Snow Globes
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A man and his 8000 snow globes, the world of the subletter, and a day-ruining attic grenade.
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Outro: Planet Golem - Wand
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Hypercolor Fat Dick On Your Mug
It's Freemium Freebruary! Enjoy this bonus episode on the house.
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Lessons from a near-death experience, the paperclip swapper's bullshit, refusing to deal with the poop in front of you, and a brand new tradition that's almost identical to several existing traditions.
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Outro: Asylum (Permanent Underclass) - Dälek
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EPISODE 431: It's The Super Mario Pipedown Challenge
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The vision behind a celebrity beverage, the recovery of a stolen harp, an implausibly small hole, and a surprising fact about the Fellowship of the Ring.
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Outro: Apraxia - Dvrkworld
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BONUS PREVIEW: Cream For The Timemaster
If you're not subscribed to the bonus episodes you're missing out on everyone's favourite new entirely comprehensible character, the Timemaster. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for less than the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista
EPISODE 430: A Bowl For The Piss To Accrete In
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Listener correspondence on piss gathering methodology, the return of a familiar fish-based problem in Newfoundland, the potential return of an American pastime, a father and son with too many guns, and how to spot a law enforcement officer.
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Outro: Deliverance - Karkara
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EPISODE 429: The Daisy Chain Kaleidoscope Cumshot
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One man's attempt to take money from the economy and inject it back into the economy, a magical night interrupted by Bigfoot, a dying man's last grievance, and a question of etiquette.
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Outro: Buddhabrot - Ropsten
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EPISODE 428: Cum Ass Beer Pump
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Our annual Dutch New Years roundup, a shoe filled with mystery, misreading the cues in a cuck or hotwife situation, a perfectly understandable horse sedative mistake, and seeing the world in numbers but failing to understand them.
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Outro: A Boat to Drown In - METZ
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Meaty Kidney Of This Spectre
It's another free bonus episode for you, the freebos, while we're having a little break. Back next weekend xoxo
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you three American parables of unclear morality. Part 1: The voicemail message. Part 2: The grenade. Part 3: The Hitler incident.
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Outro: Odwa - Jo Bisso
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: If You Post Up, They Will Come
It's Christmas-ish! We're taking a little two week break and leaving you, the freebos, with a two tastes of what it's like to subscribe to the podcast Boonta Vista.
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A look at Adam Sandler through the eyes of the people that love him, an AI scandal rocking one of America's oldest rice festivals, and the introduction of a brand new segment.
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EPISODE 427: A Pussyfree Cell Of One's Own
In this, the final new free episode of the year, Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Celebrating 10 years of pussyfree bliss, Cincinnati chilli's big day on the ice, a man besmirched by the AI overview, and a bad attempt at displacing Dutch NYE violence.
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Outro: Bunker Buster - Preoccupations
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EPISODE 426: The Hard Shelve Taco
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A look at how widespread societal immiseration is impacting the LTO in the QSR space, and finding out we're closer than we thought to urine harvesting from drunk chimpanzees.
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Outro: The Mistery With Me - Jo Bisso
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BONUS PREVIEW: One Little Suck Before Pointing It At The Bucket (with Tom O'Mahony)
Great minds at work on solving one of the most difficult ape-piss problems of our time. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista
EPISODE 425: A Thomas Crapper In Every Universe
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Letting comparison be the thief of the joy of fucking someone else's wife, spray-painting the glyph of protection on the deer you were forced to set free, and making nothing but bad decisions during an act of charity.
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Outro: UMI Says - Yasiin Bey
EPISODE 424: JJ Hollingsworth's Los Tacos Locos
Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The final tale for this year's Spookvember, accidentally acquiring the perfect hangout spot, and the incredible claims of Kate Beckinsale.
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Outro: Into the Deep Time (One Sun) - Candy Claws
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EPISODE 423: Totoro Donnie Darko Totoro Time Portal (with Demi Lardner)
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by our friend Demi Lardner to discuss: The ongoing tales of Spookvember, punching up America's voiceover work, a raccoon that wasn't breastfed, and the Great American Hall of Name.
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Outro: L'Eau Bleue - Maston and L'Eclair
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BONUS PREVIEW: Saturn Devouring His Beans
This week behind the paywall: A subtle edit to a famous work of art. Plus! A man with a gun who wishes you knew more about chickens, and the woe that befalls Dollar General every Tuesday. Get this and all 400+ of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista
EPISODE 422: Herbie The Hate Bug
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A famous ghost in the California desert, a Lovecraftian Pontypooling in Mulgrave, a distinctive classic car that will never be seen again in Iowa, a flamingo that will never be seen again in Cornwall, and a forgotten eBay purchase.
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Outro: Ginger Jumps The Fence - The Herbaliser
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EPISODE 421: Four People Arguing About Footjobs Versus Handjobs
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two more tales of the otherworldly, proximity to the synchrotron, prematurely finding out that you're dead, monkey trouble at length, and monkey trouble in brief.
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Outro: Silver Twin - Motrik
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EPISODE 420: Shooting Towards Slovenia
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two tales of the uncanny, an unclear link to a frozen turkey heist, a buried lede in the American police state, and a one-of-a-kind basketball court fostering unity.
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Outro: I Love You Mary Jane - Cypress Hill and Sonic Youth
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EPISODE 419: The Ghost Of Carjacking Future (with Stefan Heck)
Theo, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Stefan Heck from Blocked Party and the Go Off Kings to discuss: Making the worst possible meal choice before boarding, a clemency threshold for accidental baby theft, and the Clipping Report.
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Outro: Free Return - Space Shepherd
EPISODE 418: Bad Sausages At The Clermont Hotel (with Justin Roczniak)
Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by Well There's Your Problem's Justin Roczniak to talk about: The growing problem at the intersection of decreasing regulation and increasing grocerantisation, and the universal experiences of the road trip.
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BONUS PREVIEW: The Guy From UNKLE
Hidden behind the paywall this week: High level improv from some of Australia's best non-professional comedians. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/boontavista
EPISODE 417: Sweaty, Glassy-Eyed, Breastfeeding A Seal
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One man's feelings going into Locktober, a pair of unrelated incidents that can't bode well, a seal on the mend, and the RIPing Report.
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Outro: Softcore - Tamaryn
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EPISODE 416: Uncle Moonbeam Who Can't Remember His Past Wives
Lucy and Ben bring you: The teen left holding the bag after the motorcycle revving jamboree, the steady encroachment of protein, no culpability for the driverless vehicle, a bad fact about a clothing store, and the sketches of Hans Gruber.
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Outro: Drone - Chastity Belt
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EPISODE 415: I Was An Egg Child (with Jesse Black)
Lucy and Ben are joined by ex-husband of the show and Savant Garde host Jesse Black to discuss: The gift of an egg, a speedy yet dignified embalming, a missing horse found, and the promise of 25 years of technological development. The thing I was trying to think of was the Socorro isopod.
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Outro: Summon the Moon - Windhand
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EPISODE 414: Big Shaggy Big Scooby
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Trying to attain cuck pleasure without putting in the hard work, losing everything in the attempt of preserving your beauty, and Subwaytch.
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Outro: Contact Blitz - KMD
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EPISODE 413: Shit Being Stupid And Sucking Awfully
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: AI arriving in small-town America, queering the gangbang, a pattern among Tesla drivers, the end of a two-headed miracle, a cruel photoshoot, and the Clipping Report.
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Outro: The Master and his Emissary - Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: We're Mostly Boople In Space
It's a freebie! Just for you! This is a fun recent bonus episode we can hopefully use to entice you over to the Patreon. No pressure but. patreon.com/BoontaVista
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Lucy, Theo, Ben, and Andrew bring you: An update to the man in the United Airlines crawlspace, a miraculous gold cross given from father to son, a woman ready to help an astronaut in peril, and the consequences of America's declining
EPISODE 412: Don't Edge Me With Bucket Money (with Demi Lardner)
Our treasured friend Demi Lardner joins us to talk about: One of the worst ways to be hung upside down, exploring your options with the bucket of cash you found, and a plague of ghost cars.
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Outro: Dark Matter - Quiltro
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EPISODE 411: Think Yrself Clever (with Josh Boerman)
Josh Boerman from The Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived joins us to talk about: A big-time snub for a historic big unit, a slow and courageous chase, Texan cybercrime, an arrest a lifetime too late, and the crimes of a baseball mentat.
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EPISODE 410: You're Already Living In Corn World
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Too much corn for some but not enough for others, a plane timeshare you never agreed to, a man in the roof intercepting your calls, and a man who only wants to sound the alarm.
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Outro: Bells & Circles - Underworld and Iggy Pop
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EPISODE 409: I'll Kill You, Greg Pepsi
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An opportunity to take back what WAPCoin took from you, the new Pepsi, advice for the prospective nightfiller, extreme diarrhea en route to Indianapolis, and the exploits of a Momentress.
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Outro: subversive - MAQUINA.
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EPISODE 408: This Is You And That's Your Breakfast (with Libby Watson)
Streamer, podcaster and journalist Libby Watson joins Andrew and Ben to discuss: The worst possible medium in which to have your eternal soulmate surface, and the ugliness of Blurays.
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Outro: Sanctuary Spells - Vinyl Williams
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EPISODE 407: The Bus Is Our Vines
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The incredible journey of one lightning bolt, a new term for 10 million years of having a cold one, and one Dutchman dedicating his life to one special sunflower.
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Outro: Plantlife - Autolux
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EPISODE 406: Glamorous Anal Escapade 2025
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The police state clamps down on Louisiana drivers, another individual who shan't be coming, violently defending nature's precious creatures, and another series of train heists.
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Outro: Train Song - Porto Geese
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EPISODE 405: Water Buffalo Way To Go
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting in trouble with the Pope because of your conflict avoidance, using your gun to get everyone back on track, and the RIPing Report.
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Outro: Teeth - DZ Deathrays
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EPISODE 404: The Three Mouth Problem
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: McDonalds has brought back the Snack Wrap.
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Outro: The Sound of all Things - Lorelle Meets The Obsolete
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EPISODE 403: Cuckerdammerung
Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Taking your bull with you, the secret sauce of Mudman Burgers, swords from the river, Theo's long hair, and a permanent reminder of an important event.
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Outro: Ummon - Slift
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EPISODE 402: Pre-Roll For Goose (with Aidan Jones)
Comedian Aidan Jones joins us to talk about: Funnelling all human interaction through the machine that can only agree with you, and the visionaries at the forefront of weed distribution.
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Outro: Next to Nothing - Bowery Electric
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EPISODE 401: It's Dickhole Hammering
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The gift of an airport meat wagon, the generational end of fishing, a tour of Texas by Queensland's finest, and the maternal instinct to hurl objects.
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Outro: The Throw - Jagwar Ma
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EPISODE 400: Twisted, Cruel, And Full Of Anecdotes (live at the Brisbane Polish Club)
Recording live at Polonia on May 31st, 2025. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warrior's THC beverage, marketing in the living-in-your-car space, self-evaluating your driving, Germany's most evil Subway, egg theft, letting the computer not have sex with you, the Australiaboo, dirt full of bones, and an honoured New Hampshire man.
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Outro: No Guilt - Sex Cell
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EPISODE 399: We’re Doing Urethra Stuff Today (with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker)
Demi and Tom from bigsofttitty.png join Andrew to discuss some wienercentric news from the Grocerant Guru, plus Headline News. Those are the only two segments somehow.
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Outro: The Anthem - Onra
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EPISODE 398: I Drink Your Milkshake And I Don’t Cum When People Sneeze
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting arrested for offering people a good deal, hunting for celebs in the wrong place, soloing Movie World as a birthday boy, and the pain of experiencing events.
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Outro: Futsu ni Ikirenai - Minami Deutsch
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EPISODE 397: Singles For The Hot Dog Man
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The threat of cheap hot dogs, a miraculous burning river, having your first beer and flipping out, and not living by the cowboy code.
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Outro: Aquarius - Boards of Canada
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EPISODE 396: To Catch A Beefalo
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The thinning veil between reality and fantasy, the car of the future today, yesteryear's beefalo, and a duck repeating.
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Outro: Prototype - Outkast
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EPISODE 395: Salusa Secundus For Learning To Punt Good
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Hiding secret messages in your marriage vows, taking your big leg all the way to Canada, and one neat trick for permanent free parking in the inner city.
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Outro: Bambi - Suuns
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EPISODE 394: Make Your Own 9/11
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A once-in-a-lifetime tragedy hitting a bar in Arizona, a miracle exploding a tree in Alabama, and a tragedy exploding a vape in a pocket.
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Outro: The Book Lovers - Broadcast
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EPISODE 393: A Classic Haunted Item With A Hitlery Twist
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: History's most evil top hat, a brand new colour, Uberising the repo panopticon, CBTing your way out of road rage, and hacking into Disney's mainframe for mixed results.
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Outro: Endless Blue - The Horrors
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EPISODE 392: Mountain Jus (with Jesse Black)
Marine biologist of the show Jesse Black joins us to non-fishly discuss: A car that will always be Sheryl Crow's, how to talk normal in conversation, a possible Starman in New Jersey, the power of musical nostalgia, and Headline News.
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EPISODE 391: A Cutout For Hanging Dong
Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A child who lives inside a dream, a pop punk band with an important message, the emergence of a nude man, illegal hotel reservations, and the meaning of life.
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Outro: Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk
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