Fwends
Rhys Nicholson, Georgia Mooney and Kyran Nicholson have been friends for ages. Each week they talk to a new friend about their friends, and perhaps learn how to be a better friend.
Episodes
Only Fwends | I Didn’t Get The Trains In The Divorce
It’s Only Fwends! Possums in the wine, a $400 half-pimple, Jerry from the tiny boat club and what he didn’t get in the divorce, the special hole, and the very first Fwends Wec-a-mends. It's Fwends!Pre-save Georgia’s new song (it’s out next week!) and keep an eye on Rhys’s website for Santa’s Little Helpers, a limited run of stained-glass Christmas ornaments made with real blood.CONTACTText us!
Only Fwends | Fingering The Ambers (Gooey)
It's Only Fwends! The ones between the interview ones where we thwee fwends have a little natter. It’s Georgia’s birthday and she’s getting into miniature boats! Kyran’s still plumbing (ish), Rhys & Kyran are raising a child made of sludge, there's a mega pimple K-hole, mystery parcels, and Rhys thinks most postal packages are spoons. And don't forget ...THE BURNER PHONE IS BACK! T
Only Fwends | Troye Sivan’s Album Tracklist (Unofficial)
Look, George is hungover and the fella's have had a couple wines. It's one of those varied topics ones. Troye Sivan gets one other two mentions, Rhys presents an airtight environmental theory on why childless adults are permitted to strangle turtles, and Kyran takes a plasterboard saw to the bedroom ceiling. But the main take away is...THE BURNER PHONE IS BACK! it's FWENDS!CONTACTText
Only Fwends | Send Help
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we thwee Fwends have a little natter. This week we discuss Georgia's trip to the Maldives, Rhys's stained glass, and to be honest, really rather a lot about sharks. But don't let that scare you, it's Fwends!CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodEmail - fwendspod@gmail.comFWENDS WITH BENEFITSGet ad free listening, access
Sarah Keyworth | The Family Fwend
It's the Season 10 finale of Fwends! (we'll be back next week).This week we're closing strong with the bestest of the bestest, Sarah Keyworth! AKA Baby Keys, AKAJingle Jangles! Wowsas, guys, it's one of those ones. One of those special ones. From childhood friendships forged across garden fences, to funny business in Sherwood Forest. Sarah oh so generously shares beautiful memories
Only Fwends | Human Sockets Are Not Straight
It's Only Fwends! One of those ones where we thwee Fwends have a little natter. In this episode, Kyran’s dad accidentally holidays in the spiritual home of French protests, the gang dives into the logistics of having sex with a bridge, Georgia prepares to play a gig for 50 rich people on a homophobic island and Rhys also reflects on being a cog (and the People's Princess) on The Traitors.
Lizzy Hoo – The Bold Fwend
This week on Fwends, we’re joined by the infuriatingly hilarious and multi talented Lizzy Hoo! From being the "honest friend", to playing trumpet scales on a first date, Lizzy breaks down the key friendships that shaped her life.We talk about cold-calling preschool friends out of the phone book, trading cookies for coffee during her hospitality days, and her 20-year-old high school crew
Mum's Mags | What Do I Do About the Aphids on my Wife?
It's Mum's Mags! Kyran's holidaying in the south of France so Rhys and George have a little natter without a hint of jealousy or bitterness. As it happens we've both started a new craft project so we talk a good deal about that. As well our dearly departed Dolly Parton, radio legal advice, being tricked by tradies, and the perpetual question, "should I piss on it?"CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/
Brendan Cowell | The Grandchild of the Year Fwend
This week on Fwends, we’re joined by actor, writer, and all round big boy legend, Brendan Cowell. he's fresh off a nine week West End run to dissect the weird, wonderful, and occasionally sticky dynamics of Fwendship.From holding hands with a stranger on the first day of kindergarten to turning down ten grand for a worm medicine commercial just to survive high school bullying, Brendan breaks
Only Fwends | Bone Cold Eggs & The Surprise Anal
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we thwee Fwends have a little natter.The trio is scattered across the globe, sleep-deprived, and operating on bad medical knowledge. Kyran is recording from Edinburgh Fringe after suffering through two nights of loud, paddle assisted bedroom noises from the flat above. Rhys is reporting live from Melbourne, fresh off a Gua Sha facial. Meanwhil
Felicity Ward | The Get-On-A-Plane Fwend
Oof, this one is a big feels one. The very good fwend, Felicity Ward, sits down with the gang to chat about therapy, getting sober, and the profound power of female friendship. We talk about growing up around Pretty Beach, navigating teenage neurodivergence, and an extraordinarily beautiful story about meeting your best friend on "the third hill." We love Flick. it's Fwends!See Flick LIVE! https:/
Only Fwends | Womb Steaming & Fwendship Counselling
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we thwee Fwends have a little natter. In this episode, we discuss "womb steaming", what would happen if there was a coup and Georgia became Prime Minister, the scourge of robberies in an East London Sainsbury's, Kyran's "graze around the world", being marginally better at podcasting than Kyle Sandilands, Rhys's film corner, and the notion of f
Pierre Novellie | The Thoughtful Fwend
This week, Kyran, Rhys, and Georgia sit down with comedian, author, and all-around thoughtful guy Pierre Novellie!From childhood moves between South Africa and the Isle of Man, to gaming through lockdown, Pierre reflects on what it truly means to connect with people. We also talk a lot about how annoying it is to talk on the phone and how everyone should just leave us alone (Hi, it's me Rhys,
Only Fwends | The Gayest Entry & Exit to Europe Since Ancient Greece
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we thwee Fwends have a little natter. In this episode, it's Georgia's time of the year! We discuss a wild surprise event in Canberra (the home of wild events), buying raffle tickets in the hope of winning property, and Kyran's big gay trip to Europe. Weee!CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodEmail - fwendspod@gmail.comFWENDS WITH BENEFITS
Claire Hooper | The Joy Finding Fwend
This week on Fwends we chat with a true icon. The bestest of them, Claire Hooper. Oooft it's a big feels one. From the aromas you discover in a childhood driveway, to zombies, to losing fwends in the most tragic of tragic ways. This one has it all. We love Hoops and are so glad she is our fwend. It's fwends!Was it on YouTube!See Claire Live! https://comedy.com.au/tour/claire-hooper/CONTACT FWENDSV
Only Fwends | Please Soak Your Chia Seeds
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we thwee Fwends have a little natter. In this episode we discuss a dangerous chia seed incident, confit garlic, antiques roadshow, Rhys's new special, Kyran's wood dealer and George as a cauliflower. We also put a call out for embarrassing near-death experiences (and corporate loopholes). It's Fwends!CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodE
Chris Parker | The Kiwi Fwend
A new season of Fwends!To kick us off, Comedian/writer/actor/good boy Chris Parker joins us for Fwends, and this one's got everything - a first marriage arranged by mums, a fwend he actively avoided because of a bow tie and a unicycle reason, free pies from a corner store "dairy" that basically built his comedy career, and the improv group in New Zealand that quietly turned into all of show busine
THE BEST OF FWENDS 2026! Vol 1
Let us fire a flaming arrow onto the row boat at this viking funeral for this latest season of Fwends. In other words, it's a best of! Join a very lonely Rhys Fwend as we take a journey through our favourite moments of the interview before we start a new batch. You'll hear from:James AcasterHelen BauerDavid O'DohertyRiley Stuart Nish KumarEryn Jean NorvilOlga KochRove McManusIt's Fwends!CONTACTVoi
Dear Fwends | Helen Bauer Asks A Question!
It's a special bonus episode of Dear Fwends! While we have a little break between seasons, we're bringing back a couple of formats that are usually reserved for subscribers! This week fwend of the show, Helen Bauer, asks a Fwend Question and we all have a lovely ramble.For a fresh episode of Dear Fwends every month, plus access to the full Simply Marvellous back catalogue (and other treats), subsc
Simply Marvellous | Black Widow
It's SIMPLY MARVELLOUS! For absolutely no reason whatsoever (and certainly not by request), we're revisiting the original format of the podcast for a fun treat! On today's episode, Rhys, Kyran and Georgia vaguely discuss the Marvel movie, Black Widow. And we do mean vaguely. By no means do you need to have watched the film, and by no means will you learn anything about it from the podcast. Enjoy!F
Only Fwends | I've Got A Stew In The Oven
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we thwee Fwends have a little natter. In this episode, Rhys has a stew in the oven which we've got to keep en eye on! While it gets lovely and tender, we discuss Georgia's big walk, what hobbies we might still be young enough to master, Rhys's history as a skimming stone, Kyran's history as a board game genius, the concept of nippers, a kids g
James Acaster - The Cat Fwend
To close out this particular run of interviews (don't panic we have literally already recorded a whole next season) it's comedy deity James Acaster! The gang discuss everything from winning over cats, to hotdog meat in pizza, and of course we close the mystery on if Nish Kumar is his forever Fwend. It's a good one. it's Fwends!CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodEmail - fwendspod@gmail.
Only Fwends | ASMR & Funerals (We've Got Range)
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we thwee Fwends have a little natter. In this episode we discuss the true definition of ASMR, before getting into funerals, and then winding up thoughtfully reminiscing about beloved departed Australian broadcaster, James Valentine. It's an absolutely chaotic mixed bag, and we think James would be proud. CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/fwends
Eryn Jean Norvill - The True Fwend
This week on Fwends, it's Eryn Jean bloody Norvill! Woah! This ones's a doozy. We talk about everything from the psychology of acting, to losing friends and gaining friends under very intense personal circumstances, and we finally find out who took Amala's lunch. It's Fwends!CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodEmail - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, Australi
Only Fwends | Puzzle Spot & The Red Soreness
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we thwee Fwends have a little natter. In this episode we learn about Georgia's spontaneous half marathon (walking), Rhys's fight club, Kyran's puzzle spot, and we decide that s*x twice in a day is too much. And of course, everyone's still thinking about the baboon.Georgia's Half Marathon Fundraising page: https://www.justgiving.com/page/georgi
David O'Doherty: The Live Fwend!
It's Fwends LIVE! Recorded at a sold out Comedy Republic (ever heard of it?) during Melbourne International Comedy Festival, the Fwends chat with comedy/literary/music sensation David O'Doherty. Is this typically sprawling conversation, the gang cover starting a detective agency, comedy competitions in the late 1990s and who the ultimate forever Fwends is. It's Fwends!CONTACTVoicemail - speak
Only Fwends | Only Fellas
Georgia Fwends is in the sky so it's just the fellas. It's Kyran's birthday and most of this podcast is about a baboon jerking off. It's Fwends!CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodEmail - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaFWENDS WITH BENEFITSGet ad free listening and access to the Simply Marvellous archive! (Simply Marvellous both the perfect adjective and
Rove McManus: The National Tweasure Fwend
This week on Fwends, we are joined by a literal national treasure and Australian television icon, the one and only Rove McManus!From the high-stakes drama of going missing during a childhood sleepover to the legendary mentorship of Bert Newton, Rove has a lifetime of stories. We also dive into what it’s actually like starting iconic TV shows with your best mates and surviving decades in the biz.Ca
Only Fwends | Let's Be Honest, We're Dusty
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we thwee Fwends have a little natter.On this episode, we have layer upon layer of hangover from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and brains are moving slowly..... there's even a period of comfortable silence..... but (!) that doesn't stop us from having a genius ASMR business idea, and discussing Rhys' new pizza oven, Hops' trip to
Riley Stuart: The Foreign Correspondent Fwend
This week on Fwends, it's an ABC foreign correspondent who also happens to be a ol' pal of Kyran, Riley Stuart!From reporting from war zones, to people being kicked off expensive holidays, Riley has seen a LOT. And there may even be a special surprise on his fwends list. it's FWENDS!CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodEmail - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, Austr
Only Fwends | Puppy Play & Mistaken Identity
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we three Fwends have a little natter.On this episode, puppy play, mistaken identity, melted sex shops, tap talk, Kyran is chairman and Rhys is the people's princess.SEE US LIVE AT MICF 2026We are bringing FWENDS to the stage at Comedy Republic for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!Tickets are almost gone.📅 Saturday, 11 April @ 3:00pm
Olga Koch: The Literal-Expert-in-Fwends Fwend.
It's Russia's/Several other countries' Olga Koch! One of the world's best comedians and, as we find out in the episode, also a real bloody brainiac. Join the gang as we learn that we are definitely in para-social relationships, Kyran is very good at segues, and Rhys is trying to interview someone. A joy! Fwends!The Parasocial Deep-DiveThe core of the episode revolves around Olga’s academic and pe
Only Fwends | Godparents & Two Men Circling
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we three Fwends have a little natter.On this episode, Rhys and Kyran are new godparents, and Georgia has had her first psychic reading.SEE US LIVE AT MICF 2026We are bringing FWENDS to the stage at Comedy Republic for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!Tickets are almost gone.📅 Saturday, 11 April @ 3:00pm🎟️ BOOK TICKETS HERECONTACTVoi
Helen Bauer: The Smash-in-Case-of-Emergency Fwend
The Crisis Queen!We are joined by the wonderful Helen Bauer (Trusty Hogs, Helen's Log). We sat Helen down to discuss the high-stakes world of international friendship, why she is a "smash in emergency" friend, and how she once propositioned our host in a school cafeteria.You can also now watch the full ep on YouTube: https://youtu.be/WF0IKNQQVv4Inside the EpisodeThe Crisis Captain: Why Helen prefe
Only Fwends | Disney Adults & George's Business Idea
It's Only Fwends! Every fortnight, between interviews, we three Fwends have a little natter.On this episode, Rhys and Kyran have just been to Disneyland and are giddy as kiddies about it. That is, we'll be honest, most of the episode. And then Georgia presents a business idea.SEE US LIVE AT MICF 2026We are bringing FWENDS to the stage at Comedy Republic for the Melbourne International Comedy Festi
Nish Kumar: ADHD, Friendship, and the "Bees in my Brain"
We're Back!To kick off the brand new season, we are joined by the incomparable Nish Kumar (Pod Save the UK, Taskmaster, The Bugle). We sat Nish down on the set of Off Menu (we changed the logo on the telly, don't tell Ed and James) to discuss the high-stakes world of international friendship. You can also now watch the full ep on YouTube: https://youtu.be/1_dgQHE-g-sInside the Episode-The Ravioli
Only Fwends | Ear Canals, Snakes & Feels Like -27
We're baaaaaaaack! After a well-earned (?) break, Rhys, Kyran & Georgia return and get STRAIGHT TO SMUT. In the first episode of 2026, we discuss slender ear canals, dry ear canals, American toilets, and weather apps. It's sexy stuff. We've missed our Fwends!FWENDS: LIVE! at Melbourne International Comedy Festival: TICKETS HEREFWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into yo
Announcing: Fwends LIVE!
ANNOUNCING THE VERY FIRST FWENDS LIVE SHOW!!!As part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Saturday 11 April, 3:00pm Rhys, Georgia and Kyran will take to the Comedy Republic stage for a live interview with a very special guest. They will also be tap dancing. For reasons only truly long time listeners will recall.As a Fwend With Benefits you get access to tickets for 24 hours before any
Best of 2025 (Part 4): Forever Fwends!
It's the fourth and final instalment of our Best of 2025 compilations! And it's a sentimental one. We revisit some of the highlights from our interviews over the past year, finishing with the fourth Fwend Question we ask our guests: "Who is your Forever Fwend?"00:00 - Fwends say hi!16:05 - Gillian Cosgriff40:51 - Clare Bowditch49:23 - Ben Shewry1:04:24 - Erik Jensen1:13:20 - Lazy Susan1:20:24 - Ge
Best of 2025 (Part 3): Former Fwends!
It's the third instalment of our Best of 2025 compilations! And it's a thoughtful one. We revisit some of the highlights from our interviews over the past year, continuing with the third Fwend Question we ask our guests: "Who is a Former Fwend?"00:00 - Fwends say hi!15:44 - Lazy Susan23:56 - Sarah Blasko34:57 - Ben Shewry45:59 - Gillian Cosgriff1:03:59 - Marc Fennell1:15:40 - Zachary Ruane1:26:50
Best of 2025 (Part 2): Fastest Fwends!
It's the second instalment of our Best of 2025 compilations! And it's a corker! We revisit some of the highlights from our interviews over the past year, continuing with the second Fwend Question we ask our guests: "Who was your Fastest Fwend?"00:00 - Fwends say hi!14:24 - Zoë Coombs Marr19:58 - Alex Dyson24:41 - Ryan Shelton42:17 - Clare Bowditch57:12 - Alexei Toliopoulos106:46 - Michelle Brazier
Best Of 2025 (Part 1): First Fwends!
It's the first instalment of our Best of 2025 compilations! And it's a biggie! We revisit some of the highlights from our interviews over the past year, starting with the first Fwend Question we ask our guests: "Who was your First Fwend?"00:00 - Fwends say hi!13:56 - Erik Jensen22:53 - Clare Bowditch32:23 - Benjamin Law45:23 - Geraldine Hickey54:52 - Ben Lee105:57 - Sarah Blasko115:19 - Ben Shewry
Only Fwends | David O'Doherty asks a Fwend Question!
Superstar Irish comedian and goodest of fwends, David O'Doherty asks a Fwend Question! Plus we spend a good deal of time discussing bad hair cuts, and - unrelated - Georgia has accidentally dyed her hair the same colour as Rhys. It's Fwends!FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Grow up. Details below.- - -CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.c
Only Fwends | "I've seen a billion vaginas, just today"
Georgia has done her show, Rhys is tired, and Kyran has no idea how to use a hair dryer. Between the waxing talk and the blow drying technique, this is a very hair-based mail bag. It's FWENDS!FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Grow up. Details below.- - -CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodEmail - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO
Only Fwends | Fred Armisen asks ANOTHER Fwend Question!
Rhys went gay cruising, Fred ask another qwarterly qwestion and Georgia pissed into a bottle. I think that just about covers it? It's FWENDS!FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Grow up. Details below.Georgia's London Show - Nov 24 @ St Pancras Old Church - TICKETS HERE- - -CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodEmail - fwendspod@g
Only Fwends | Georgia's First Mailbag!
Well would you looky looky at that we're best of 2025! Much excitement in Fwends camp and we completely forgot to talk about it until the end. Before that your mailbags, some chats, and Hopkins is on the pod. Enjoy!FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Grow up. Details below.Georgia's London Show - Nov 24 @ St Pancras Old Church - TICK
Only Fwends | Kate Miller-Heidke asks a Fwend Question!
On today's episode, award-winning songwriter, star of stage and screen, veritable national treasure, and good fwend of fwends, Kate Miller-Heidke, asks a Fwend Question! We're still feeling awkward about recording in the same room, then have the profound realisation that a couuupl'a wiiiiines might go down a real treat. And just when you thought Rhys Nicholson couldn't get any more loveable, we gi
Only Fwends | LONDON CALLING!
Um excuse me, are our Fwends in the same room?! Yes, while taking a break from a recording new Fwend interviews in London (!!!) Kyran, Rhys and George record a little mail bag that as usual, involved very, very little mail. Everyone is tired and George recently had food poisoning. It's what you'd imagine. FWENDS!FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week.
Only Fwends | Felicity Ward Asks a Fwend Question!
On today's episode, award-winning comedian and star of The Office (Australia) - Felicity Ward asks a Fwend Question! Plus Rhys and Kyran are still in Georgia's flat without Georgia. Somehow we wind up talking about toilets again (god help us), and the surprising new experience of discovering an old fwend may now be a criminal. It's a jolly old ramble, with a touch of spice.FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS
Only Fwends | "I Exploded My Life in My Bedroom"
It's a mail bag! Kyran and Rhys are in Georgia's house! Georgia is not! Listen on as you Fwends fly ever so close to the burn-out whirlpool. This is some classic, ol' school chaotic energy. It's Fwends!AND FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Grow up. Details below.And Georgia's London show!! If you're in London November 24 here's an
Only Fwends | Fred Armisen asks a Fwend Question!
On today's episode, veritable international comedy superstar Fred Armisen asks a Fwend Question! It inspires a very long ramble about holidays. And George is all sentimental about the value of community and fancies herself something of a lady of the land, after a mere three weeks in the country.FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Gro
Only Fwends | Fwends Reunited
In this episode, we catch up after Georgia's tour got super busy, swapping stories from the road and a few birthday celebrations. We chat about getting older, how the industry keeps shifting (shock), and dive into a mailbag full of postcards from fwends. The chat wanders (classic us) into collecting memories, giving great gifts, and the oddly satisfying world of hobbies that serve absolutely no pu
Only Fwends | Travel Fwends
It's another Kyran and Rhys ep and you can cut the sexual tension with a knife. It's a special listener Dear Fwends question today about Twavel Fwends! Can you tell these two are the tiniest bit all over the place as they record this from a bathroom and under a dooner. So weird this is all happening in Melbourne. Where they definitely are. Fwends!AND FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now suppo
Only Fwends | Superfans
In the mailbag Kyran and Rhys are sans Georgia as she continues the final travels around regional Queensland on tour. Kyran and Rhys have some stories from you about the times you've fanned out, that one time Kyran was creepy to Eskimo Joe a little bit but in a nice young fan/cousin kind of way and also Rhys is still learning German much to Kyran's dismay.AND FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can
Only Fwends| Kevin Mitchell gets in touch! And Fwends Fwart in Fwont of Fwends
Sorry it's late! Jeff Bezos turned off the internet for a minute. This week Kevin Mitchell has asked a surprisingly dicey Dear Fwends question, Rhys is on the toilet, Georgia is still in strange places and Kyran has become very interested in wars. Just the usual really. Fwends!AND FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Grow up. Details
Only Fwends| GINGER! MAIL! BAG!
It's a Friday mail bag but Kyran is on a plane so of course Rhys and George mostly chat and then read one email right at the end. Georgia is seeing all the nooks and crannies of our country and conversely, Rhys is learning German. FWENDS!AND FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Grow up. Details below.- - -CONTACTText +61 431 345 145Vo
Only Fwends| Twaitor! And Liza Treyger had a Fwend Question!
It's Kyran and Rhys! George is on tour. Enjoy Rhys trying to talk about their announced involvement in the next season of The Traitors Australia while staying with the strict guideline of an NDA. Plus it's a Fwends question from perfect stand up comedian Liza Treyger. it's Fwends! AND FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Grow up. Deta
Only Fwends| Kyran tries a hairdryer
It's Georgia and Kyran here with a wee mailbag about dog walks and chipmunks and Gwandfwends and - as usual - cum trees.AND FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Grow up. Details below.- - -CONTACTText +61 431 345 145Voicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodEmail - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaFWENDS
Only Fwends | Alex Ward asks a Fwend Question!
On today's Only Fwends, comedian and good fwend Alex Ward asks a thoughtful fwend question that sends us all a little bit earnest. Plus we discuss book clubs, clubs in general, and discover that Kyran is a master of corporate loopholes (to the surprise of absolutely no one).AND FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Grow up. Details bel
Only Fwends | Kyran locked himself out
Fwends with benefits is now benefitting everyone! Even if you're not with Apple (link below). So we mention that quickly, and then after a quick little nightmare transit story from Georgia, Kyran explains how he got locked out. And couldn't get back in on his own. Quite the tale. What an idiot. JOIN US WON'T YOU?!CONTACTVoicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodText +61 431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail
Only Fwends | Joe Lycett & Fwends with Benefits
Joe Lycett has sent us a wee question about Fwendship / ugly children. So we answer that. PLUS the gripping finale to Rhys's shoe cleaning cliffhanger. We also discuss shoe polishing briefly. And learn the origins of Kyran saying hello hello hello hello hello...AND FWENDS WITH BENEFITS IS HERE! (on apple). You can now support us coming into your ears each week. Not like that. Grow up.- - - CONTACT
Only Fwends | Your texts on the grandies
On todays episode we take your texts (and speak pipe) about our chat about grandparents on Tuesday. Plus Georgia is, of course, back on Prince Edward Island.CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Voicemail - speakpipe.com/fwendspodEmail - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaRATE AND REVIEWOf course you've already subscribed or followed the show, now we'd love you to leav
Only Fwends | Saying I Love You
On today's episode, Rhys, Kyran & Georgia get a bit emotional talking about our beloved grandparents (again). And how important it is to tell your people you love them. It's all rather lovely really. Oh and there's some absolute filth amongst it all too, don't panic. We also launch our voicemail service! Hop over here to leave us a message. We'd love to hear from our Fwends!CONTACTText - +61 (
Only Fwends | Does Kyran have ADHD
A listener diagnoses Kyran with a disease he may or may not have - we don't know because none of us are professionals - ah well we'll talk about it anyway... ALSO A MAILBAG!!! Enjoy fwends xCONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaRATE AND REVIEWOf course you've already subscribed or followed the show, now we'd love you to leave
Only Fwends | Matteo Lane asks a Fwend Question!
A Dear Fwends question from comedy great, Matteo Lane!Georgia is putting the finishing bedazzlements on her new album, so you're stuck with you're fun gay uncles that are very comfortable arguing in front of you. They discuss steam rooms, estrangements and better song choices for racists. FWENDS!CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, Au
Only Fwends | Attempted Murders not just in Poirot
Attempted Murder cases, racists and trams and David Suchet. Rhys and Kyran (Georgia's finishing off her album) barely get to the mailbag because they spend too long dissecting what is essentially their own hero complexes. It's Fwends!CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaRATE AND REVIEWOf course you've already subscribed or fo
Only Fwends | Claire Hooper asks a Fwend Question!
On this week's episode we receive a special fwend question from our dear fwend, comedian Claire Hooper! Plus Rhys, Kyran & Georgia discuss optimisation fatigue (despite aptly forgetting what it’s called), creative personalities, and being perpetually unsure of what your friend does for a living. We also discover that Georgia and Rhys don’t know how to have a holiday, but Kyran is nailing
Only Fwends | "This will disappoint after the handjobs and the witches"
It's a mail bag! With a consumer affairs twist! Kyran and his penis are back home, Georgia appears to have royal connections, and Rhys is just happy to be here. Fwends!CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaRATE AND REVIEWOf course you've already subscribed or followed the show, now we'd love you to leave a rating and a review.
Only Fwends | Homophobia in Sport & Faucets in England
The trio returns and it's another big ol' gasbag episode. On plumbing and porn and homophobia in sport, of course! Such is our range.CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaRATE AND REVIEWOf course you've already subscribed or followed the show, now we'd love you to leave a rating and a review. In whatever podcast app you're in
Only Fwends | The Sound of Falling Out of a Plane Pantsless
It's a mail bag! It's going to start off with quite a lot of chat about Metamucil, but that stops eventually. Kyran is off the plane and he has some gentle words about the experience. In a wild twist he is in the same house as Georgia, and Rhys definitely has had a coooupla wine. With some lovely messages from listeners and a very graphic soundscape about falling out of a plane with no pants on, i
Only Fwends | Nath Valvo asks a Fwend Question!
In this episode, Kyran is STILL on a long-haul flight (which has not started well), so the gingers are back AGAIN and they're STILL running amuck! Today, Rhys and Georgia cover a broad range of topics from the creeeeepy to the crass, break into song, and receive a Fwend Question from a wonderful (and very relaxed) Nath Valvo! We also learn that the Prime Minister follows Georgia (and not Rhys) on
Only Fwends | Making Parents Proud, But Cautious
In this episode, Kyran is on a long-haul flight (which has not started well), so the gingers are back and they're running amuck! As ever, Rhys and Georgia cover a broad range of topics from the mundane to the absolutely filthy, with a verrrry slight nervousness as we learn that the Nicholsons are now listeners. Tips for air travel, gay wanks, goal ball, it's got everything. And we open the mailbag
Only Fwends | Chris Parker asks a Fwend Question!
In this episode, Rhys, Kyran & Georgia have a good old ramble about making things, and of course The Logies. And we receive a celebrity Fwend Question from none other than the divine Chris Parker!CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaRATE AND REVIEWOf course you've already subscribed or followed the show, now we'd love you
Only Fwends | Why is the little alien helping Poseidon come out of the marble?
Is it a long episode name? Too long? Possibly. But when it was said it was determined it was perfect and I'm nothing if not a completist so here we are. Enjoy this mailbag chat Fwends! We hear about Kyran and Rhys's holiday in Queensland, some spectacular sculpture, and truly the best spontaneous night out in London that Georgia could possibly have dreamt up.CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email -
Only Fwends | On the state of Music & Comedy. Lol!
In this episode, Rhys, Kyran & Georgia have a lovely little chinwag about charming bits and bobs, before getting rather carried away on the topic of, well, the state of music and comedy. Enjoy!CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaRATE AND REVIEWOf course you've already subscribed or followed the show, now we'd love you to
Only Fwends | We're Best of 2025 So Far!
In this episode, Kyran (back from the dead), Rhys & Georgia interrupt chat about nose hairs to announce they're included in Apple Podcast's BEST OF 2025 SO FAR list, how incredibly exciting. Other than massively raising the stakes to get on the best of 2025 list come December, we're pumped. We also get to some of your mailbag, but honestly gasbagging gets in the way, as always, enjoy!CONTACTTe
Only Fwends | Celia Pacquola asks a Fwend Question!
In this episode, Kyran is still a sick boy... So Rhys & Georgia have a good old ramble about anonymous gossip, the idea of an NDA podcast, the trials and tribulations of making a record, being pooed on by a bird, and we receive our very first celebrity Fwend Question from none other than the glorious Celia Pacquola!CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144,
Only Fwends | Kyran's a sick boy
Kyran is in bed with a sickness, so in this episode, Rhys & Georgia make their best attempt at a Mail bag by themselves. Unfortunately Rhys couldn't remember the password to the email account so it's mostly reading one text and talking a lot around that. CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaRATE AND REVIEWOf course you've
Only Fwends | Marriage Counselling
In this episode, Rhys, Kyran & Georgia discuss very old sharks, subliminal podcast messages, all-staff emails, and bring back fwendship questions (!)...which soon becomes fwendship court.....which soon becomes mawwiage counsewing... enjoy!CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaRATE AND REVIEWOf course you've already subscri
Only Fwends | Dry July, Airport Espresso Martinis and your texts!
It's time for a little mailbag with your ol' pals Rhys and Georgia and also Kyran. We do eventually get to some texts on the burner phone but to be honest it's mostly us gasbagging about dry july and morning espresso martini's (unrelated) as well as a bunch of other stuff. ENJOY!CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaRATE AND R
