Plumbing the Death Star
Plumbing the Death Star is an award-winning comedy podcast from Australia. Hosted by two guys named Joel and their friend, the show tackles pop culture's most important questions in deliberately absurd and wrong-headed ways. Despite the title, it is not a Star Wars podcast. The hosts also produce the Bad Brain Boys feed with additional content.
Episodes
How Would You Tell Your Friends You're in Love With a Computer aka the Her and Real Life Situation of Losers Out There Today?
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 2.Zammit saw Her in the year of our lord 2026 and got a bee in his bonnet that no one except Mr Her's ex-wife was disgusted or outraged that Mr Her was in a relationship with his co
How Would You Inevitably Waste Your One Wish Willow
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 1.Johnny Imperfectalien on the SP+ Discord wanted us to ask today's very important question. So after at least one of us saw Obsession, we figured we're adequately prepared to h
Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die UK Tour 2026
Plumbing the Death Star is coming! Coming back to the UK that is! And this time, Zammit's coming! And we want you to come to one of our many, many live shows! So if you want to come, head to our website sanspantsradio.com/events to grab your tickets today! Our website might be on the fritz, be patient. We are sorry for edging you.Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a
Which Ray Would Make the Best Ray? with Matt Stewart
Another week another beautiful topic suggested by a beautiful Bad Brain Boys subscriber. This time it's the beautiful Kevin_ whomst wants us to answer the very enigmatic question of which ray is the best ray? Now, did he mean ray as in an x-ray or freeze-ray like something out of a silver age comic that either came from or could have possibly hit a Superman? Or was he thinking of guys named Ra
How Would You Curse a Small Sword?
They've cursed a small village, a small town, and maybe even blessed a village, I cant remember. Now they're asking: what if you owned a curaed sword and using it ruined your entire life? That is what the plumbing boys dare to explore on this weeks episode. Duscher makes a sword so floppy it breaks reality, Zammit spends an eternity in Line Realm, and Jackson loses all friction and gets se
Is Being a Toy in Toy Story a Living Hell?
Two out of three of the boys went and saw Toy Story 5 and came out with too many questions. Jackson wants to know what a toy takes pleasure in and if being used for their intended purpose is great for them, Zammit posits that children are like heroin to a toy and then kidnaps toys for a nefarious experiment and JD (rightly) accuses Jackson of being a horrible, disgusting pervert. So gather your to
Which Would Be The Worst Animal To Be Werewolf'ed Into?
There's a lot happening in the studio as we attempt to answer the beautiful question put forward by a beautiful listener, Gavbeans. While contemplating the worst animal to get werewolf'ed into the boys get distracted by night swimming, the concept of eating pizza on a boat, if a wasp can make night moves and how come Jackson hasn't had his mouth fingered by a stranger in his sleep. Zam
What if Spider-Man’s Uncle Ben Had Lived?
Zammit is sick, enjoy this episode of What If, a monthly bonus show on Bad Brain Boys+, while he heals his ailing body. It's one of the good ones where they answer the question succinctly we reckon, probably?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out
How Would You Make One Million Dollars Using Pokemon? with Darcy Smith
The boys are once again joined by their idiot friend Darcy Smith to collectively lower the IQ of the podcast. We don't know what happened on the couch but it's powerful in it's stupidity. A lot of brilliant ideas are thrown out, Zammit wants to make a Chernobyl but good using only Charizards and a "device", Jackson believes the key to success is with Mr Mimes, JD tries to organ
What is the Perfect Length of Time for a Time Loop to Occur?
The last time the boys got stuck in a groundhog day situation, things devolved pretty rapidly. Especially when ball peen hammers got involved. This time around we get to pick! JD keeps himself entertained by going on little missions, Zammit is proud of himself for remembering the summer months (this is a big deal for him, don't take it away) and Jackson goes from the cradle to the grave and ba
How Would You Exploit the Magic Pudding for Personal Gain or Financial Profit?
It's a question as old as time, if you had access to a magic pudding that has the powers of 1. is a little man 2. can be eaten infinitely and 3. if you spin the pot a bunch of times he can become any pudding, how could you exploit that for personal gain or financial profit. Zammit lets the exploit part of that sentence do A LOT of heavy lifting, JD becomes Jesus 2 and Jackson is devastated to
How Would You Survive Getting Hunted For Sport?
The Joels get confused about why they're here but at least they're excited to be on what they perceive to be a film set. Knowing that taking out the first billionaire is integral to their survival doesn't help when they know nothing about basic survival or how to use any weapon of any kind. Jackson can't stop using pinecones and eating spiders, Zammit is uncomfortably too comfortab
Could You Survive Opposite Day?
This is a good and normal podcast. Don't forget to tell your friends and share it with your family. They'll appreciate and love you even more for it. At the very least, they'll respect you more and think even higher of you than they do now. We promise.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a s
Which Fictional Child Would You Adopt?
In celebration or commiseration of Grogru and Mandalorian, we look at fictional children to see which one we'd adopt. Probably could have worded that one better. I can see why the first 4 minutes of the episode happens now. JD has a mental break and tries to find the ninja turtles so he can ensure his new sephew (son/nephew) can become the 5th turtle, Zammit uses his new boy to make himself lo
If You Could Have Any If YOU Could Have Dinner With Anyone (Historical) Living or Dead Who Would Who Would You Pick?
It's a very succinct and eloquently spoken question this episode! It's one of those classic questions that it's somehow taken us over 600 episodes to even bother to ask. But we have some ground rules: No evil guys and no dinner of poison! Today's episode barely gets away from us as we discuss Wim Hoff and his public enema escapades, donkey sauce and really go after clowns for no un
How Would You Become Batman on the Cheap?
This week the boys are tasked with the almost impossible task of attempting to be Batman on the cheap. The biggest hurdle? Not being strong, clever, smart, handsome or good looking. Those are the things that are really going to hamper your boys. We do not know how to make things non-lethal nor do we know how to find information about the seedy underbelly of a city. And even if we did, what are we
How Would You Win Big Brother (The Reality Show)? with Naomi Higgins
Zammit is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear as the beautiful and normal hosts are joined by the beautiful and normal Naomi Higgins. Reality TV is pop culture, we dare you to say otherwise and today the gang try and figure out the best way to win Big Brother. They also get into the nitty gritty of Big Brother Up Lat
How Would You Re-Design Spider-Man? with Adam Carnevale
JD is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear true believer, we have Adam Carnevale from the hit podcast series 'D&D is for Nerds' to join us instead. Today we examine the friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man and see how we could re-design that amazing and spectacular wall-crawler. We take the first suggestion o
Does Willy Wonka Know How to Run a Damn Competition?
Jackson is so mad at Wonka that he forgot the golden rule of running a competition: the goal for the company, or in this instance, the man, is to get as much money as humanly possible. Jackson is so hellbent on Charlie becoming Wonka’s heir that he has perhaps forgotten that Willy Wonka is a famous dirtbag, liar and exploiter of workers. Perhaps with an incredible record setting year in chocolate
What if Harambe was Buried in Stephen King’s Pet Sematary? with Prime Mates
This week we are joined by Matt Stewart from Prime Mates to ponder the question what if Harambe was buried in Stephen King's Pet Sematary? From guesting on Joe Rogan to the etymology of tossing salad, this is an episode where we all learn things. Some are even ape related! Happy APEril! Get tickets to see Matt live in Melbourne (use code GOBANANAS): https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-sho
Which Green Guy is the Best to Be? with Lauren Bonner
Today the boys are joined by wonderful friend and even more wonderfuller comedian Lauren Bonner to ask a very important question one of YOU had: which green guy is the best to be? There are so many good green guys! There’s Hulk whomst gets purple pants every time he exists. Green Goblin has goblin madness and that could be pretty neat. The Jolly Green Giant! He’s so jolly! Yoda - he gets to live i
Lena Moon Asks What Would Be the Worst Super Power to Have During a Job Interview with Joel, Joel and Jackson
Lena is joined by her buffoon co-hosts Joel, Joel and Jackson to eventually discuss the problems with superpowers in job interviews. Jackson displays a problematic amount of whimsy, JD is out for Jackson’s blood before we even start the show and Zammit and Lena have somehow synched up their lives. Don’t forget to Toss the Boss as you enjoy all the wake sandwiches you can eat while we all wait to i
What Modern Day Information Could You Take Into the Past to Exploit for Personal Profit or Financial Gain? with Grin and Dandy
We’re Duscher-less this week but we’re joined by George and Demi from Grin and Dandy to help answer another incredible pop culture question. This time we’re going back in time with only the information contained within our rotten brains to try and exploit those past-os for personal profit or financial gain. The only problem is we aren’t clever nor do we retain information well. Zammit tries a hare
How Would You Improve the Human Body?
The human body has so many superfluous bits and is lacking cool things like extra knees and we here at Plumbing the Death Star are the perfect trio to come up with brilliant and very smart ideas to change things up. Let's take a hard look at our beautiful bodies and just go buck wild with it. Swapping genitals? A little guy that does all our poops for us? A big eye on the top of our head on co
How Would You Handle Having a Clone?
Your boys have woken up in a lab, or possibly seen a guy who looks EXACTLY like them or simply walked into the Clones R Us store and are now having to figure out the conundrum everyone faces when dealing with a clone: which one of us is the butler? Zammit puts a lot on the line with a flip of a coin, JD revolutionises vets and Jackson's biggest problem is both Other Jackson and Himself. Having
Would Should Wolverine's Bones Be Coated In (later changed to Replaced With) Instead of Adamantium? (Ft. Darcy Smith from Studio Folly)
In an episode where they've never needed his bullshit X-Men knowledge more, Zammit's out sick. But never fear true believer as he's been replaced by our good friend Darcy Smith from Studio Folly! Who knows NOTHING about X-Men. He didn't even know Wolverine aka Logan aka James Howlett bones were coated in adamantium. You all better come for him in the comments. They didn't even
How Would You Win Gold in a Winter Olympics?
Da boys have 'lympic fever as they each use their last few remaining brain cells to envision a universe where they could possibly win gold at any sport. Zammit wants to make Cold Horse an event and believes he should get one for reasons that are unclear, Jackson might not win gold but he will go down in annals of 'lympic fever and JD is so sleepy from all that jet lag and good Italian eati
Which Fictional Character Would You Limitless?
Who could forget the 2011 Bradley Cooper vehicle ‘Limitless’? Where he, of course, as you remember, played worthless scumbag Eddie Mora who took so many limitless pills he became Mr Limitless and then eventually, probably, became Mr President (Still Limitless) we think?? Limitless! Take drugs! Have a big think! Fix your life! Maybe if we’d downed some before we hit record we could have come up wit
Which Would Be the Worst Toy to Join the Toy Story Universe?
The last time we talked about Toy Story we ended up predicting Toy Story 4. Let’s hope the same can be said again. This episode goes out to our beautiful and ugly listeners (if you’re a 5 this is NOT for you)! We want to see your marbles so don’t forget to post your marble selfie and tag us @plumbingpod on instagram and of course, you can always #sendusmarbles to PO Box 7127, Reservoir East in Mel
Which Sense Would You Like On a Super Human Level?
No one push Zammit and Jackson over! Their elderly knees will shatter. Anyways how bad would you wanna smell? How many senses even are there??Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omaha
Are Kermit & Miss Piggy Actually In Love?
Are Kermit and Miss Piggy doing kissing? or perhaps even more...? Who knows? There's only one thing we know for sure, and it's that Jackson should never be allowed near those puppets.Thanks to our special guest Sammy Peterson for joining us. Be sure to check out his special here and check out everything else he does here!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar includi
Whose Shoes Would You Like Mike?
Editors note: I deeply apologise to the listener who suggested this topic.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-
Cyclops Sucks, How Would You Redesign Him?
I promise you, they'll get to the point at some point...Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://r
625 - How Would You Terrorize Gotham?
Big Batman? Big Alfred? CROONS? Holy Riffs BatmanLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.co
Which Would Be The Worst Superpower For Your Baby To Have? (With James 'Mr Sunday Movies' Clement)
Hello beautiful listeners, while we all enjoy our holiday break please you to enjoy our live performance of Plumbing the Death Star at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival earlier this year where we are joined by special guest Mr Sunday Movies himself to ask the important questionLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and wh
How Would You Use The Powers of Father Christmas For Personal Gain or Financial Profit?
Merry Christmas, everyone! We're a couple of cold lads today aren't we? Anyways Santa's had it too good for too long, it's time to harvest his powers and use them to fizz up children, help me rob banks and many other unchristmassy things.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber
Is It A Good Idea To Give A Mockingbird To A Baby?
The boys are examining nursery rhymes today! but tbh, it's mostly a step by step guide on the saddest possible way to have sex with items of foodLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omaha
How Badly Could You Screw Up History With A Time Travel Mishap? With Lena Moon
The boys are joined this episode by good friend Lena Moon to discuss just how much you could screw up by going back and time. I'd like to go back in time before I heard this podcast to be honest!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and us
What Aspect of Your Life Would Be The Best To Sever? With Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall
This week we're joined by the beautiful, handsome, dashing Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall as we delve into which aspects of our life we want to do a big severance to! Wiping asses, onlyfans rockstar personas, there is truly no limit to the amount of our life we could outsource for no reason whatsoever!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, socia
Where Would You Hide In A Roofman Situation?
What would be the ultimate roofman downfall? the sweet, human act of falling in love? Do you yearn to see the back ball shot of channing tatum in the hit new movie roofman? they should've called him changing tatum seeing as he was likely in a state of undress when the back ball shot transpired.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platf
If You Put Every Animal In All Of Media Into A Pit... Who Would Survive? With Matthew Jackson
Which animal would you put in the pit?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/pr
Which Rat Would You Atouille? With Ruby Innes
fellas is it beneficial (in an evolutionary way) to tan your asshole?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Op
Would It Be Easier To Be Human on The Planet of The Apes or An Ape on The Planet of The Humans?
did you guys ever see stuart little? that fucking movie is insane. The cats a pet but stuart the mouse is a person? and he's got a little bedroom and everything. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great
How Are You Getting Let In If You're A Vampire?
hello please let me in, I need a shitLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/pri
How Would You Rig A Game Show?
GAME SHOW EPISODE! But also how to commit credit card fraud and also some medical information about pissing cum?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquirie
What Would You Bring Out Of The Computer? (Tron Legacy Style)
Does your dog need a tent? Whats the best sleeping set up? do toilets belong in kitchens? somehow, all these questions are answered during this weeks episode, which is about tron (?)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code
How Would You Coach Your Sports Team To Win? With Matt Stewart
what if your sports team coach was bizarro ted lasso? and he spoke about kicking dogs instead of good things like believing in each other and stuff?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www
What Would You Speed (1994) ?
CANS!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Which Minecraft Mob Would Make The Best Step Son?
Don't listen to this with your step dad because it might get real awkward. Also, Johnny Baby is eating the walls.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inq
What Would Be The Worst Thing To “Honey, I shrunk The…”?
They get to the question eventually, but first the boys are in an aggressive competition to prove how little they know about the purpose of human blood.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https:/
Does The Gambler In Kenny Rogers' 'The Gambler' Give You Good Advice?
Strap in for Plumbing the Meta Star!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/priv
How Would You Defeat Christine, The Famously Alive Car?
Jackson read a book so now he has to explain it badly to all of us and the boys need to figure out how to murder this car asapLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvert
How Would You Stop The Dinosaurs From Going Extinct?
Would you make a smart dinosaur? Would you have sexual relations with a dinosaur to slowly breed dinosaurs with human intelligence? What would Oppenheimer think about time travel? Believe it or not, these questions will all receive confusing, stupid answers in today’s episode!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everyth
Which Animal Would Be The Worst For Humanity In An Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds' Scenario?
Would you straight up fuck a rat? believe it or not, that's what's being discussed here for some reason? Also there's some fun stuff about two monkey's escaping a van or something. Have fun!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible me
Which Superpower Would You Use To Win Big At The Casino?
Would you be a puddle? Would you fuse yourself into a horse and put all your shapeshifter pain receptors in your human/horse balls? Who knows? The world is your oyster. But one thing is certain: Jackson doesn’t know how a casino works.Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeaths
Would You Join The Rebel Alliance? (Revisited)
STAR WARS TIME! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertisi
Is Having a Nightmare on Elm Street Even That Bad? (Revisited)
Happy 600-3! That sounds like some sort of terminator name or something. Anyways, this one is somehow mostly about drugs and boners but if that's not what you expect at this point then idk what to tell you.Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terribl
What's The Best Use of Time Travel? (Revisited)
Time travel has infinite possibilities, so of course these 3 immediately took it to suck job machines... Happy 600 again!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Spon
What If Batman Was Man-Bat? (Revisited)
an all timer episode if you love terrible impressions... Happy 600!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for
What's The Worst Super Power Your Best Man Could Have? With Matt Stewart
Imagine a wedding, but literally everyone was shitting themselves constantly... Or one where the best man had a fresh pair of... "beeth"? Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Check out Matt Stewarthttps://linktr.ee/MattStewarthttps://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for
How Would You Use The Thing Ring For Financial Gain or Personal Profit?
SANTA'S NOT REAL, hit listem in your carLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.
How Would You Pitch Jurassic World to Investors?
For clarity's sake, Jackson is pitching a cult this episode. It's a weird cult with seemingly no purpose, but the vibes are fucked. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahast
How Would You Defeat Bowser as a Regular Man?
DISCLAIMER, This episode is actually about what celebrities are most like 'the general vibe of a dad'.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries:
How Would You Market Hulk Blood Soda?
remember that hulk blood that got into stan lee's soda that one time from that movie we've all seen from the last 20 years or something? Well basically, how would you sell it?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code
How Would You Exploit The Powers of Bagpuss?
fuck that cat manLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Which Superhero Could You Turn The Public Against?
Daredevil is claiming false disability benefits, Superman is a pervert who should've helped us kill a neighbours dog. The Hulk is secretly harbouring a relationship with a Russian asset, and his son has that fucked trim.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors
How Are You Going To Unmake Soup?
Here's a little soup recipe I found whilst perusing the net:Step one: Fill bowl with water from tapStep two: ServeLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising In
Thunderbolts* Happened, Who's In The Avengers Now?
You might be thinking to yourself "who even are the avengers at this point?"... And you'd be correct. That's a good question. Join the boys as they sift through thousands of government agencies that exist within the MCU and discover just how many sneaky little avengers teams are actually being formed... Also, if you've ever wondered on Joel Duscher's stance on fucking dogs,
What Would You Do In A 'Chicken In Black by Johnny Cash' Scenario?
Remember that time Johnny Cash made a song about doing Freaky Friday with a chicken, and he turned into a bank robber whilst a chicken made off with his fame and fortune? Whatever, it made no sense but I liked the way he said “GEETAR case”. Anyway, this is a podcast that explores what would happen if that scenario actually happened. Enjoy!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathst
How Would You Exploit Your 'Better Man' Ape Son?
We’ve all heard of the Robbie Williams Monkey Movie, right? It’s all fun and games in the world of the movie, but what if you actually had a little ape son? How would that even work? Super ape sperm? Maybe a super ape egg? So many questions, but as always, the most important seems to be how we can exploit him for money.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our ter
How Would You Raise Baby Jesus?
Would raising baby jesus be easier if he were a dog? Probably not right? No one can know for sure though. 3 dumbo blokes sound out whether they could have done a better job than the divine virgin mary herself, but get sidetracked discussing foreskins along the way.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a
How Would You Change A Leopard’s Spots?
Could you sit down and talk with a leopard? Perhaps? Probably not, on account of them not being able to speak. Have you seen a zorse? How would you ‘do’ the zoo? Three boys delve into these hard hitting questions, and the answers will shock you to your gorilla loving core.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to b
Which Animals Would Make A Better CatDog? With Grace Jarvis
What animal are you mixing with another animal or something? Gonna be real, I had to google what a catdog is. still not entirely sure tbh. Is it a children's show? how does it shit? if one of them has a heart attack, do they both suffer? What if they want to go in separate directions? This is all too much to unpack tbh.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our
What Would Be The Worst Board Game To Get Sucked Into? with Adam
You’ve been sucked into a board game jumanji styles. But which game? That’s up to you, dear reader. Do you want to access parts of your daily routine by answering correct trivia questions? Would you prefer to inform cats of the status of your (un)barbed penis? The choice is yours.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and wh
What If The Avengers Had Opposite Powers?
It’s the one you’ve been waiting for since presumably last week! The Avengers are here but they’re bad and wrong. Captain America but he’s only got swords and his super soldier serum made him all dumb? What about a Hawkeye that inhaled all incoming projectile weaponry? Sounds ineffective and stupid, but what do you expect when ‘Give Calm’ shows up in his eyepatch. For a tasty treat, cook off some
How Would We Handle Being Sent to Space Against Our Will?
Vague reasons are sending the boys to space against their will. Can they bring a walkman? How will they coordinate ‘whacking off’? But most importantly, is it PON or PONG? (It’s Pong. It’s so obviously Pong)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omah
Which Looney Tunes Power Is The Most OP?
Awooga eyes? death by trains? Gaining people's abilities through the means of sucking them off? Sounds like a fun and normal chat about Looney Tunes if you ask me.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a grea
Which Would Be The Best Fictional Mirror To Have?
Mirror Mirror on the wall! Who are the 3 dumbest podcasters of them all? Whether it’s perving or finding more efficient ways to kill Harry Potter, each fictional mirror has their pros and cons. Lets discuss!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omah
What Would You Do If You Found Anakin's Body Before Palpatine?
The Jedi are decimated, Palpatine has taken control of the galaxy and re-shuffled it into THE FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE. Meanwhile, you're vacationing on Mustafar and stumble across the half dead body of Anakin Skywalker. Do you make him a Darth Vader? Do you sell him for a vague amount of credits? Maybe you put him in a space car and force him to race about on the off chance he might find Padme,
If Elton John’s ‘Your Song’ Was Your Song, Would You Be Happy?
Elton John has wheeled out his grand piano to your romantic picnic spot. He has written you a song all about his potions & sculptures. But what does any of it actually mean?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF
